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>finally realizing that you are ugly and will probably never induce romantic love
>start to live your life with other objectives than ambitions, just floating your own boat without the sex/women meme
>get rid of my sexual urges in porn once a day

feels good man

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Ilu Polakow robotow

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ITS NOT FAIR I WANTED A FRIEND I WANTED A FRIEND I WANTED A FRIEND I WANTED A FRIEND NONE OF THIS IS FAIR

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How do you pronounce Wojak?
I ahve always thought it was 'woah-jack' until I learned that it was originally a Polish term, and thus should be pronounced 'voah-yak'.
Thoughts?

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TINDER is AWESOME, I've been using it for the past year now and I literally get laid every week, why aren't you using it RIGHT THIS SECOND? What's stopping you? It's so easy

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i've met this qt boy/girl today on the metro
rate

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How many of you have actually approached a girl? Asking a girl you already know out on facebook doesn't count.

I actually doubt that many of the robots tried their luck. Because most of you wouldn't come back here after they realized it isn't hard. I've browsed this site a lot but I talked to them, failed, practised and am now in a relationship.

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Fatbots, share your stories.

Skellingtons stay out, we're not teaching your our secret to weight gain.

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ITT post songs you've recently gained a liking to.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdAfsm_tMs0

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Do you have any useful information you can share/things to discuss from your experiences with women?

Their behaviour, spotting their shit tests, getting an idea of how your actually perceived by them, etc.

I'll start:

>Say I'm not interested in getting a gf
>"Anon, why don't you have a girlfriend?"
>Proceeds to start picking out girls and asking if I'd date them

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>24 years old
>NEET
>No job ever
>Recently landed a secutiy officer job
>$14 an hour

Things are finally starting to look up robots

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>Someone joins my discord
>ask who he is
>starts to avoid the question and spazz out
>ban him
talk about autistic shit you experience

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>"What's that, anon? Speak up! I can't hear you!"
>mfw

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>tfw no bf to listen to nightcore with

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This is long but hopefully interesting enough to read
>16
>get bullied alot, one kid drills a hole through my hoodie into my chest in workshop class
>a negress throws a calculator at my eye in math class, it looks like I'm crying blood, have to go to the hospital
>start feeling sympathy for serial killers
>dad dies months later when I'm 17, I see his dead body up close and have to handle it on par with the instruction with the 911 operator
>think this is turning point
>start developing obsession with serial killers and psychopaths
>homicidal thoughts out the ass for about a year and a half
>think about wearing a black guy mask and doing drive bys
>be filled with rage and hate for a year, other than that pretty emotionless
>18
>rob someone
>rape a girl
>abuse pet cat
>have general baseline hatred for everyone, but fairly emotionless still
>come March
>have psychotic breakdown
>get arrested and sent to jail, later mental hospital
>the jail psychologist says I'm a schizophrenic sociopath, I say I'm proud
>the police have my finger print
>the people at the police station and mental hospital know of my homicidal urges, the mental hospital knows that I want to kill the guy who molested me as a kid
>I now know what incarceration feels like
>still filled with hatred and anger
>try to break out of mental hospital once, choke guard out once
>only diagnosed with schizophrenia instead of that AND sociopathy in the mental hospital, in contrast to the jails diagnosis
>cry over raping girl in hospital
>hatred subsides
>murderous impulses gone
>out of hospital now
>feel barely anything at all, no hatred no anger no desire to engage in antisocial behavior
>so still emotionless mostly and fairly disconnected from humanity in my eyes but the murderous hatred shit is pretty much gone
What happened to me? Was I emotionally stunted by being in a mental hospital? And how does antisocial personality just subside like that?