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>talking to girl on dating site, get kind of bored of her
>she replies with this
How should I reply? Online dating sites seem to be full of these atheist girls who get extremely, extremely triggered by theists.
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Ok this is a girl right? A 100%,unquestionable female? No way man. Thats unreal.
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Just reply with this:
If i'm right - i'm going to eternal paradise
If i'm wrong - nothing happens
If you're right - nothing happens
If you're wrong - you're going to burn in hell for eternity
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Anyone that smug is deserving of an equally smug remark, followed by a block to ensure they cannot retaliate
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I SPENT OVER 10000 HOURS ON COMPETITIVE GAMES AND I AM STILL ONLY ABOVE AVERAGE.
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY I AM BETTER THAN EVERYONE ON MY RANK WHY AM I STUCK WHY ARE MY TEAMMATES SO FUCKED IN THE HEAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>38769137
youre talking about overwatch arent you
I hate it too man
bronze/silver edge 4 lyfe
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>playing games with other living human beings who can judge you subjectively
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>>38769310
CS and Rocket League actually.
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EGO SUM DEUS.
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>>38769130
>t. just started learning latin.
We've all been there, anon.
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>>38769130
Nonne tu es deus.
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>>38769130
>using "ego" this redundant
>the verb not at the end of the sentence
I might have been shit in latin classes but I atleast notice those mistakes.
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I don't get "dating". So you're in a relationship and every so often you have to treat her to dinner or a movie or some other vain shit? Why can't you just be in a relationship without the circus show?
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>>38769041
A couple that are into each other might occasionally enjoy partaking of some activity that they might not do alone, or might enjoy more together, as a break from sex and regular day-to-day.
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>>38769078
That's what I'm saying. Dates seem like something two people that like each other do together, not something you do with someone you know nothing about.
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>>38769041
I'm with you man. I can't imagine doing this shit. I don't make a lot of money, next to nothing, and I don't see how spending it on frivolous shit is going to show my "love"
Modern society isn't something I want to be a part of
>inb4 ur using da internet X) checkmate ludite
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>be 5'4 fembot
>mfw a 5'10 or less guy tries to make eye contact with me
uhhhh no honey lol
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>>38768998
>4'8 fembot
>6'2 boy tries to talk to me
>roll my eyes and walk away lol
the real cut off is 6'3 I don't know why anyone under even tries lol
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>>38769619
>tfw 6'1
I didn't choose to be born a manlet you roastie scum
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>>38768998
>6'4 robot
>only attracted to femlets 5'4 and below
Pretty sure it pisses off the manlets but oh well
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Does anyone else feel like they're just not going to live that long? I can't see myself alive past maybe 35 if I'm lucky.
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>>38768802
I can't see HOW people live past, day, 25. I'm turning 21 and it all seems so empty, yet tiring at the same time. Working makes me more suicidal than I already am and money has lost most of its value to me. I don't have any long term goals, other than maybe buying land in the woods to die on. I don't have it in me to see that through though
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>>38768802
I have a feeling I will either die young in my early 30s or live well into my 90s.
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>>38768845
That "day" was supposed to be "say"
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i know you won't understand since many of you are normies with friends and good social experiences on the daily but.
>be anywhere near normies
>can overhear their conversations
>listen to them for 4 seconds and want to rip and tear their guts out
i can't keep holding back my fury
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>>38768731
>i can't keep holding back my fury
Then don't.
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>>38768731
Don't repress it
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Whenever I go outside I'm surrounded by human waste.the way they blather on is so disgusting
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>be christfag for 30 years of my life
>finally considering converting to atheism
Was Jesus was a figment of my imagination all this time?
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>>38768715
I was an atheist for the longest time and am just coming to Christianity.
Also OP, your idea of Jesus could very well be a figment of your imagination.
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>>38768715
ahhahahaha christKEKS on suicide watch lmao
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>Was Jesus was a figment of my imagination all this time?
even atheist scholars still agree jesus was a real person, whether you believe he is the son of God is another thing and up to you.
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I'm embarrassed of my hobbies and interests. I can't open up to people. I have selective hearing and I zone out when people say things I don't like to hear. I'm extremely private and I'm always reluctant to say even the most basic things about myself.
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>>38768691
me too but hey c'est la vie
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I am this way about my religion. Once people find out they think different of me.
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>>38768745
I want a new vie
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ITT: We feels sorry for ourselves and explain why we hate ourselves for the pieces of shit we are.
>Be me
>Meet a girl online. (Know it's a girl since i've gotten timestamped photos and heard her voice real time)
>We get along, she likes me alot, I like her too, kind of.
>She plays games, not a casual, and laughs at my jokes
>We get sexual, turns out she's into BDSM and degradation and all that stuff.
>Almost like a dream come true. Except she a little chubby, but that can easily be overlooked.
>She is my internet gf for about 2 years, it's all going great.
>Except for one thing.
>Me.
>I can't help being an asshole all the time. I tease her and insult her, and get annoyed with her for sucking at co-op games (Or at least, not being as competent as me.)
>She deals with it most of the time, since she knows that i'm not doing it to be mean to her, and it's in jest.
>But it grates on her nerves a lot of the time. She is sensitive about her intelligence and her weight, since her parents and previous boyfriends have abused her mentally and physically over it.
>When i worry, she says that i'm not being abusive, since I always say it in a joking context, and never use it to wound or manipulate, but she asks me to refrain from bringing up her intelligence or weight.
>I can't resist being an asshole, so I push the boundaries a lot of the time, often becoming a schrodinger's asshole.
>Over a long period, because of my actions, she breaks up with me, then stops playing games with me, and plays them with other people.
>Now, I made the last mistake, I went too far, and I guess something just snapped in her.
>She says she is done with me messing with her for my own amusement, and blocks me.
Why am I such a worthless asshole /r9k/?
I had something really great, why did I have to ruin it with my personality?
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>>38768690
You fear intimacy.
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She was fucking people locally the entire time, she wasn't your girlfriend
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>be a big guy NEET
>don't even lift
What am I doing with my life?
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I want to kill myself, but I can't, because of like 3 people that I don't want to hurt or inconvenience.
That said, how do I deal with the pain? I find it hard to get out of bed and do shit in the morning, to the point where I keep fucking up the most basic things. Drugs that I've tried make it worse, the only thing that somewhat helps is the brief rush of endorphins when I go to the gym.
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>>38768632
Therapy. Why do you hate yourself so much? This is our only fucking life. You only live once. Appreciate that you actually exist in this universe.
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>>38768632
I never understood the people that don't kill themselves because of others. Once you are dead, you won't be around to feel regret or see the people close to you suffer. Sure you'll feel like an ass for the half a second you're conscious for after shooting yourself, but I'd think that's better than suffering for years to come.
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try a load acid it will either push you over the edge or give you enlightenment either way its a win win
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Would you fuck her?
I would.
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No, i don't want AIDS. Another girl with a similar body though, definitely.
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>>38768612
Fuck no. Disregarding that though, without a cock 1 foot in length or greater how would it even be possible to fuck her?
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>>38768612
Sauce/moar of the girl in the OP pls n thx
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you become last man on earth
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I would just go for a walk, walking slowly from town to town, banging girls in exchange for a meal. Make it about a five year circle, hell, probably just walk back and forth across my country so I can meet my boys when they turn five and give them a good father figure.
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you would be immediately detained in a state of emergency and harvested for your semen, the hard way.
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>>38768599
I would refuse to sex every roastie and let humanity die out with me.
That'll teach them for years of rejection.
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Only cum on face so humans die out with me
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I can't comprehend how people shoulders deep into internet are supposed to find joy in the simpler things in life like getting married and having children.
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>>38768590
The internet is the perfect form of convenience; it has the collective wealth of human knowledge and access to every kind of stimulus that you could possibly want. Feeling horny? Internet has porn. Feeling lonely? Internet has social media. Feeling bored? Internet has every form of visual media conceivable.
As your addiction continues to grow and with it your dependence on it, real life obscures itself and everything outside of your dimly lit room might as well not exist. It reduces your mental faculties along with your ambitions to a barren landscape as the internet provides everything at your fingertips and gives you the mentality that anything past them is not worth the effort.
You are effectively reduced to a husk and are no longer capable of engaging in things pre-Internet you might have been able to. A complete curse that you indulge in of your own will. You will never be able to find joy in those things forever.
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>>38768876
And it's only the beginning.
Imagine what things will exist in 50-100 years.
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>>38768876
its c ool though because we live in a simulation
this is our best way of showing those alien overlords that we won, simulating within the simulation
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>chad from class starts roasting you in front of your oneitis
>she busts out laughing at the roasts
>you cant think of any good comebacks
>you are humiliated
is there a worse feeling?
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>>38768554
Why do they always roast the defenceless guy? I've noticed this a lot in school.>tfw I'm the silent autist who got roasted
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>>38768588
If you don't have any good come backs, just laugh and don't act butt hurt. Be a good sport otherwise people will hate you.
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>>38768554
Go play league of legends for a couple of years and take notes
youll be a roast master in no time