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i have a q!

today my comp & phone broke.. i had to buy a new comp but someone is transfering data from new to old. as an extra service, this person "steel" was going to backup my data to my external hd, too! there's a PW on the HD and i forgot its my pw thats very private & important. if this is something i use for another thing, should i tell him? i don't want to have to change my other pw, nor do i want it in the back of my mind. note that he also really likes me apparently. i trust comp repair experts, but if you are one yourself, would you give them the pw so they can do an extra backup for you or just say nvm its okay?

thank you!!!!! *prayerhands* <3
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>>34531902
I'm sure a computer repair expert would routinely clone a customer's hard drives just to peek around. I've heard a lot of talk about it that's what they do
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fuck off roastie

sage
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>>34532221
Oh god....... :( please say you're joking....? :/ really

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This is what it takes for a modern woman to get off.

80-20 is the past. The reality is far worse than 90-10, because women can literally choose multiple chads at will.

At the drop of a hat, a modern woman can hop on Tinder and arrange a gangbang and have multiple chad cocks inside of her in under an hour.

What hope is there for any of us?
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>>34531847

Friendly reminder that statistically, your oneitis has most likely been double penetrated.
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Uh she only needs one decent cock desu.

Mine
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>>34531847
>>34531880
This is why I say whites AND blacks can't be robots.

Do you think she wants a bunch of pajeets, spics, and zhangs to gangbang her? No, she wants Tyrone, Chad, Brad, and Da'quan

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Ywn make love to Helen Owen and her friends
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I don't want to make love to them. I just want to taste their colons.
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>I make mutual disappointment to Helen Owen and her friends

FTFY
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>life free

awesome tat, so deep.

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>girlfriend is in the other room talking to her boyfriend instead of me
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that doesn't make any sense
orega
nega
no
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>>34531707
>>girlfriend is in the other room talking to her boyfriend instead of me

cuck
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>>34531733
It makes sense when you're a pathetic beta cuck like me who would rather be in a shitty open relationship than be alone forever

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What's your opinion about people who smoke?
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>>34531651
I'm one of them, and Im indifferent.

Just don't be that guy who ruins other people's good time.
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I'd probably do it if not for my pretty awful asthma.
Most mates who smoke do it in private or go to the balcony not to disrupt others, good guys
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Gets my fingers in puss on the reg

Anyone else /disconnected/ here?

I don't have anxiety. I'm not that bad with interpersonal interactions. I just can't connect with anyone. When I look at people I can tell all they see is a void. I've never been close to anyone. I don't really know anyone as anything more than an acquaintance. I never sperg out but I never succeed. I don't want to be cool or popular, I just don't want to be lonely.

Anyone else?
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>>34531606
Try taking "risks". Not stupid ones, but giving sensible informations about yourself to people you think are worthy enough.

That's how one builds a strong bond. And if you pick right, you just end up with a lot of positivity.
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Like me, I did have some sperg moments and now I can look at hot and tight bitches into the eye and not break my voice.

Only people that I've been with online for 3+ years I sorta feel connected but I can live completely without them. Just want to be independent early maybe travel but ultimately melt my head
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>>34531687
I can't really do that gradually though mate. It's either surface level bullshit or my deepest problems, I've got nothing in between

Tbh I've started making shit up and had some minor success

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Hi Anon,
Thank you for the time you spent interviewing for the xx position at xx last week. The interviews for the open position have been completed and we regret to inform you that the position has been offered to another candidate. We certainly appreciate your interest. You are very talented and we wish you all the best in your current career endeavors as well as your future plans.

Sincerely,
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>>34531554
>/pol9k/ says this happens to people like OP because of affirmative action
>mfw I'm nonwhite nonblack and this happens to me
Do I need to darken my skin? Affirmative Action hasn't helped me get a job for shit
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>>34531554
>we regret to inform you

They don't regret it though
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I'M JUST TRYING TO GET A FUCKING JOB SO I CAN BE A PRODUCTIVE MEMBER OF SOCIETY REEEEEEEEEEEEE WHY WON'T YOU LET MEEEEEEEE

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>cute femboy wants to fuck
>says he'd dress like a girl

>>>so scared of AIDS I rejected him
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there's these things called condoms
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>>34531544
catching aids is pretty minimal when you're topping, it's more common to catch it when your bottoming
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>>34531544
huge fail there desu

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Should you keep watching porn? Let's find out!
no
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porn is a kike brainwashing technique
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>>34531531

Real men burn down churches!
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>>34531775
According to you guys, the kikes invented porn to control men but the kikes are also trying to stop you from watching porn in order to control men.

There's literally nothing that you dummies don't think the Jews are behind. I guarantee that at least one of you thinks there's a Jew behind this very post.

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>hear banging at your door
>"THIS IS THE POLICE, OPEN UP!"
>see pic related
What would you do in a situation like this?
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>Magnet my hard drive
>Throw my piss jugs out the window
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>>34531475
POLICY WEECY I TINK IS TIME FOR CUMMY ON TUMMY
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>>34531548
>Magnet my hard drive
>Throw my piss jugs at the police

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Describe your childhood in three smells.

Mosquito spray
Sunblock
Red ants
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>>34531452
sweaty
uncle
balls
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>>34531452

>fresh cut grass
>burning leaves
>my mom's coco chanel perfume
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What do ants smell like?

Anyway
>post-rain delicious smell
>mom cooking something, always same smell even if it's completely different foods
>hospitals

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>her: "hi"
>me: "hello"
>24 hours later no response

what did they mean by this?
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>>34531438
You're supposed to start the conversation with her by saying something like asking a question perhaps. If all you did was say "hello" then that shows her that you aren't interested in talking with her.
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Think of a conversation as having stages. Right now, you've finished the 'greetings' stage (you exchange greetings, thus starting the conversation). Next comes the 'meaningless small talk' stage. Ask questions about their daily life. What they do for a living. Eventually, if you keep going on in. This manner, you'll find a topic that you both enjoy, and you'll talk about it. The next stage is 'farewells'. Like greetings, you exchange farewells at the end of the conversation. A general rule of thumb is not to use a phrase that Shadow the hedgehog, Patrick Bateman, or any other fictional character (of similar caliber) would use. Sorry for my autistic overanalysis, but O just wanted to make sure that most of the concepts are understood.
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>>34531438
>John Oliver is screaming its the current year
>Girls aren't supposed to make conversation
>It's the guy's job you dumb virgin
Thanks Feminism and equality!

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>"You just have to find something you're good at"
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its easy to give advice when its projected. normies only know what worked for them.
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>>34531420
>It's ok bro, I understand where you're coming from
No you don't.
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>"If you're in a tough situation, it's your own fault."

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>tfw u log into steam
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>>34531351
so are you just going to post these threads one right after another
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whenever i log into steam, i check that i still show as offline

who here an actual robot and not an attentionwhore?
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>>34531351
>mrw janitors

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Is there a drug that can cure robotism?

>Adderall makes you quicker and smarter, but blocks your emotions
>Ecstasy gives you emotions, but too much
>Weed can calm your anxiety, but can also make it worse
>Alcohol can give you confidence, but also makes you tired
>LSD can open your mind, but you can't be tripping all the time
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>>34531334

You don't need a cure. Stay here where it's safe and you get your bias confirmed.
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>>34531334
i think i took adderall for too long in school because i can't show emotions at all hardly
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>>34531334
>>34531781

Dude, adderall sounds like a god tier drug. Why is this not perfect?

I wish I'd had friends in high school so I could have tried it.

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