Can we have a woman hate thread? Jesus fuck, I probably would've looked up toddlercon if I was in that guy's shoes to get that bitch to fuck off.
>>38072525
Um, the kid's father was actually the one who posted that.
Way to sabotage your thread before it even got going.
>Pay thousand dollars for a seat
>Woman thinks she deserves it more than me
>Flight attendants see wtf she is doing
>Moves me to first class
Feels good.
>>38072588
She may have been talking in third person when she said the baby was crying for her mother.
What's everyone up to tonight? Looking to have some form of conversation/argument/discussion/flame war(is that still a term?). Humor an ancientfag (started between first and second 'death' of 4chan) who hasn't had the time to talk online since the days of IRC and AIM.
Sarcasm, dark humour, and life experience provided at no extra charge. Residency and restrictions apply. Consult a doctor before starting an internet regimen.
What are YOU up to, OP?
Playing Civ 5 with friends
>>38072514
shit posting
and trying my hardest not to fap
tough shit op
>home alone
>run around the house yelling gibberish phrases like "BEES WAX BUTT FUCK IN A TIP TOP TUBE"
is this normal behavior of a 24 year old man?
>>38072485
"guys im so wierd lmao xD"
fuck off back to tumblr you attention seeking twat
>>38072485
>is this normal behavior of a 24 year old man?
sounds like you are bored do you fag
>>38072485
>BEES WAX BUTT FUCK
This is absolutely not normal.
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>>38072428
hmmmmmmmmmmm
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Post link you fucking retard
>>38072428
WTF
THAT DISCORD IS FILLED WITH CP
MODS
Any robots interested in history? What periods of history/ locations, etc interest you? I've just been reading a bit about feudal Japan on wikipedia and it's pretty interesting to learn about.
I've learned a lot about ancient Europe and ancient Mexico. I'm looking at ancient Africa now. People don't like to talk about ancient Africa outside of Egypt but the negros have some really interesting history.
yes, I am a history grad student. don't bother.
I love history, too bad many books about it are biased towards certain countries (No, I'm not a nazi). What's the deal with Japan? Did some people migrated there and remained isolated for hundreds of years until other civilizations established contact with them?
Is it possible to catch something from another person without ever being sexual?
Okay, that question was phrased rather stupidly, but here's my story:
I'm a 29y/o manchild who has developed a friendship with a qt3.14 ten years my senior (looks somewhat like pic related). And this qt3.14 absolute loves being physical with everyone she meets. She's very strict about sexual intimacy; reserving that for only boyfriends. But she likes cuddling with everybody, no matter how inconvenient the time and place may be (or until they start dating other girls -- which she claims is often the case). And obviously I obliged because it's been ages since I've last touched a woman -- and this is the closest I'm ever going to get for a while.
But there's been some weird things I've noticed. Sometimes I like burying my face in her neck or chest (never nude), or getting on top of her and placing my cheeks against hers, as she giggles and strokes your entire body. And a couple of those times, the areas where we made skin contact, I developed a rash shortly after.
Normally the rash is gone by the next day, yet still distinctly pink and itchy. But, they only appear in the areas where she and I made skin contact, even though we've never been sexual. And both times, not only happened from spending time with her, but those were the only times I've experienced these kinds of rash before. I never even heard of something like this before.
What gives?
You can get herpes of the face from skin-to-skin contact like kissing or something. I know a lot of rabbis give little boys herpes because after circumsicion, the rabbi sucks the little boy off.
you're catching the cooties, cut all contact now
>>38072377
I'm gonna call you an idiot for implying it's an STI.
You're probably allergic to a lotion or perfume she uses.
i hope everyone is having a terrific time tonight!
End my suffering
Your comment was not original because fuck you.
>>38072316
You are now looking at the picture of banana split. You are now feeling better.
Upvote, comment, rate
>>38072390
it isn't all bad, chief! we all got unique troubles with unique solutions! you just gotta trust yourself to find the only answer that works for you!
>Tfw you realize western civilization is going die due to hypergamy and feminism.
>my face during all of that
Hypergamy is as old as civilization.
You're going to die.
Alone.
>>38072288
>implying I'm not going to join Islam as a last resort
>be me
>12-year-old obese americunt
>dad and sisters out to music festival
>just me and mom are home
>for dessert i have a bowl of vanilla ice cream
>it's the shit
>mom won't let me have another bowl because "you shouldn't be greedy"
>go to bed grumbling
>hatch a scheme
>play vidya in bed till midnight
>hear mom coming up the stairs
>pretend to be asleep
>heart beating so hard if she came into the room she would definitely hear it
>luckily she slinks off to her room without checking on me
>wait another half-hour to be sure
>sneak down stairs
>have to make really soft steps because the house is old and the entire thing creaks when you walk normally
>get to fridge
>secure ice cream and ice cream eating apparatus
>move in for the kill
>it's empty except for one bite, some strawberry syrup and sprinkles
>remember how mom only let me have one bowl
>mfw the clever bitch beat me to the punch
See you in 6 years.
>>38072247
This is past tence you fucking retard.
>>38072572
Learn to write then, moron.
I've been doing cock pushups. COCK PUSHUPS? It's where you fuckin lay down flat on the ground and then you let your BONER lift you up off the ground.
>>38072172
Ah dude 4 strength 4 stam leather belt?
l'VE GOT BALLS OF STEEL
Why is Jack Black's career absolute shit now?
Why are all the good celebrities either dying or fucking off?
Everyone today is a retard, we're gonna be left with retards.
dubs and a legal girl(female) will leave her contact info in this thread
>>38072158
now I am become dubs, destroyer of roasties
>>38072158
>>>/soc/
>>>/b/
take these quads with you to /b/
>>38072158
I don't want a girl(female), I want a boyfriend(male)
I quite literally desire nothing in life
what do?
eat cheeseburgers and do meth until your bones fall out
>>38072095
>I quite literally desire nothing in life
you desire to live
check mate op.
>>38072095
I desire a nice line of dope with weed
You get split into two people, a guy you and a girl you.
Each version of you has the same personality and the same memories.
You are the male version of yourself. And you now have a female version of yourself living with you.
What would you do?
>>38072090
>a version of myself trapped inside a female body
so a heterosexual male trapped inside a body with a vagoo?
>>38072090
fuck myself
oregano
>>38072090
I don't know how my other self would feel about being a girl.
Can't really say I'd fuck me, the moment you get a vagina your reasoning probably changes since you don't give it anymore, you take it in. But if my other self start enjoying female masturbation then she would probably use me as her free and available sex toy.
>at a restaurant (dinner date with daddy)
>daddy takes me to the mens bathroom with him
>i pull up my dress and pull down my diap and assume the position
>daddy roughly fucks and fills my agp hole with cummies
>realize my diap fell down into the puddle of daddy cream on the ground
>kneel down to pick it up and see if its not too squishy
>accidentally bonk my head on the toilet and faceplant into the pool of man seed
>didn't realize how much he came with only a tiny contribution from my own leaky gt
>mumbles to myself about how I should've put a buttplug in to hold all the cummies instead of letting them leak onto the floor
>Daddy tries to wipe away the cum from my face but he is so strong and im so weak that he accidentally pushes me back into the puddle.
>scream now that there is cum on my expensive lolita dress he bought for me
>realize that daddy had packed an extra clean diap in my purse the whole time
>>38072070
So whats the puchline, you woke up?>tfw no lg to buy dresses for tho[/spolier]
>>38072070
Are you into shit eating anon?
>>38072070
I actually turned to diamonds while reading this
Shrimp come back to discord we miss you please :^(
>ywn be a qt asian girl with a dozen nigger robot orbiters
>>38071979
her mouth looks like a prolapsed anus
>>38072005
"Her" kekked oreganalioolia