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>He doesn't have a folder dedicated specifically to images of knights
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>he doesn't have a folder dedicated exclusively to stopping chad
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yall virgins watching?
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If you love her, you can let her go.
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she ain't coming back for your degenerate azz
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if I love me, I can let her go.
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So I have this friend joe. He had a falling out with his parents. He wants to move out and is asking me for advice. So I told him this.
>You should move out.
>Join a gang.
>Rob a bank.
>Take all his bank robbery earnings to a shady casino.
>Bet more than you have.
>Lose it all.
>Take your gang and attack the shady casino
>When your captured ask them to sell you into slavery in Africa
>Then organize a slave rebellion against your new master Mr Warlord.
>With your new Somali slave republic try to declare independence at the united nations.
>To do this you need to go to New York.
>While you're their get don't get caught by the FBI for robbing the bank.
>If you do make sure to get sent to a prison with a guy named Red who knows how to get stuff.
>Befriend Red then pretend to be a banker.
>Eventually you will convince the guards to let you do their taxes
>From their you will be allowed to help the prison run an illegal prison labor camps.
>Then set up a account to a person that doesn't exist.
>Then use a rock pick to escape threw the walls and sewers.
>While there repair a boat and have Red help you with it when he gets back.
>Use your handy dandy rock pick to chisel a hole in the wall declaring it an act of defiance
>Use your handy dandy rock pick to chisel a hole in the american-mexican wall
>declare it an act of defiance against the United States for interfering on Joeland politics.
>Then take your boat back to Joeland, Somali.
>You will find in your absence a new warlord has taken over.
>Challenge him to hand to hand combat, using your prison skills you quickly best him.
>Mad that another warlord tried to take over amass a army.
>Take over most of Somalia.
>Start purchasing watercraft and converting it into war vessels
>Go show off your new navy by riding personally in it greeting all freighters passing by the gulf of Aden
>Get bombed by the USA mistaking you for pirates.
>Damn USA involving itself in Joeland Politics again.
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>had a dream about jerking off with shit
what does this mean...
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>>37718573
I have dreams where I wake up with sleep paralysis and something is behind me, and then I wake up with sleep paralysis with my face towards the wall.
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>>37718573
I literally dreamed something similar except i was a shemale version of nicki minaj and as i sat on the toilet stroking my penis somehow a turd appeared before me and i took a bite and ejaculated. yea
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>>37718893
>nicki minaj
I still smell cocoa butter merges when I hear her name
>filling out job application as a 2+ year NEET
>this is the last question
I have no examples of how I've gone above and beyond. I hate this so much. Kill me, please, someone.
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>>37718570
Make something up about remodeling the bathroom of your house with limited resources. Get creative
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>>37718570
You did work for your parents. Just make some shit up. The second I stopped telling the truth on applications was the second I started getting interviews.
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>>37718676
I worked for my mom by throwing things at her until she delivered my plate of pizza rolls and tendies.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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https://chanpink.com/s/
Hey /r9k/
Join channel pink.
Its a new imageboard for campuses and meetups. It's being posted all over right now and soon it will have alot of posters. Come on and join
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I have a problem, /r9k/.
I'm obsessed with stalking girls I went to school with on facebook, insta, etc and fapping to their feet.
This isn't unheard of, but it's getting pretty extreme for me.
If there's a picture that almost shows their feet, or they're obviously barefoot or in flip flops but it's not in the shot, I actually find myself getting angry.
I even threw my phone against the wall because of this once.
The sad thing is, it isn't even a loneliness thing because I'm not a kissless virgin and I have a girlfriend. I wasn't even that much of an outcast in high school.
I don't even fantasize about the girls whose profiles I go to, in fact I'm not even attracted to any of them besides fapping to their feet.
So the question is, what the everloving fuck is wrong with me?
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>>37718420
who the fuck cares who you stalk anon.
do any of the qts even know you exist or like you?
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>>37718446
Nope none of them know I exist. I was pretty lonely and sexless in high school though and I wanted to fuck anything female.
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Bump
Do any other anons do this?
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Thoughts? Coming from a blackanon this is cancerous as fuck and the janitors need to do something. Blue board time?
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R9K is fucking dead. The last legs of this board was Ohiobot, Mariniafag. That time /R9k/ had its own SOL, the anon who posted his sisters panties, but then r9K doxxed him, and sent the thread to his sister on facebook. And a couple of other threads that I saved.
YOU FAGGOTS FUCKING RUINED R9K, I can't come to this shitty board anymore. The rules should have been changed when Robot culture was established, without it this is just shitty /B/ with virgins larping as women. Fuck all of you.
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>>37718384
Kek. Those posts are an organized effort from r*ddit and antifa. Ignore them and don't let them bump.
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>>37718646
>I hate 4chan ever since those hacks of celebrity that has absolutely nothing to do with me and effected me in no way shape or form
does it get anymore cucked than that?
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Bed time, wagekek.
I know we're only twenty minutes to eight, but you have to be up early tomorrow for another long, hard day of labor.
Another day, another dollar that goes toward funding my collection of HALO merchandise.
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Leave him alone
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"To the world you are a dad. To me you are the World."
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>>37718345
not really how it works.
my parents never gave a fuck except when it came time to whoop ass over any minor inconvenience I caused
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>>37718409
i got this card for my dad. i didn't ask your opinion
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are these tsuki niggers seriously trying to use a overrated 90s Chinese cartoon to meme people into killing themselves?
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why arent you in little space right now?
>feel safe and protected
>have fun playing baby/kid games
>having daddy/mommy(bf/gf) take care of all the grown up things for you
hint (theirs no downside(
Why arent you living on easy mode as your daddy/mommys little???
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>>37718316
Because it's all just a dream. You prefer to deny yourself the full experience of adult life because some of it is scary/unpleasant. Pretending to be less mature than you are is the same as ignoring your problems
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I saw a TS today, ridiculously passable/sexy. She/he(X) sucked my dick, lubed x's asshole and slid in
It was tight as fuck, but I wasnt hard enough to pound it.
I've seen one tranny before and the smell was a turn of. This one smelled amazing all around, no man smell at all. Dick/Balls/Ass smelled just like a womans pussy and ass.
X also got hard as fuck pretty fast, and had a small girlcock. I tugged oon it for a bit, then fucked fromo behind while I could.
Eventually I staryed sucking the Dick, my god. I never knew I had these skills. No teeth, deepthroating, sloppy as fuck. So proud of myself. X came in my moouth, thought about swallowing, but didn't soo I let it all coome out my mouth as i coated the dick in saliva. X started sucking my dick some moroe.
Never came though. Just happy I experience this.
Just a story, share yours.
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>>37718250
Been there done that.
I made the tranny cum just from fucking his ass alone. No hands.
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>>37718481
I wish I was hard enough to do that, I think I couldve done it
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>2 years without feeling anything for 3d girls
>Today one actually got my attention, heart going retard and everything
Feels good to fall for someone again.
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