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I see so many mean comments on here, like "indians only poo in the streets" or "they wipe with their hands." Let me tell you, it is actually more sanitary to wipe with your heads. You probably do not know this, but in India, we only wipe our behinds with out NON dominant hand. This allows us to thoruhgouly get all of the poop out. When other countries wipe, they use weak toiler paper that still leaves stuff in their butt and doesn't totally clean it. With your hand you can really clean it. And we use our other hand for other activities like eating.

So no, it actually is totally sanitary. It makes more sense to wipe with your hands than with soft paper.
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>>39488686

1. poop should on be on your butthole
2. I don't know how you are using your hand or fingers, It would be like trying to clean a sauce bottle
3.people wash their hands with soap and hot water and you are not getting any poop on your hands in the first place with toilet roll
4.the proof that toilet paper works and hoses or hands don't is the fact that country's who use toilet paper don't suffer from the same bacterial diseases that they used to and the country's who don't use it
5.the faecal matter is flushed away and doesn't fester on your hands
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>>39488686
Superpower by 2020 my fukn ass hope china obliterates your joke of a country
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>>39488686
Fuck off pajeet nobody cares

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>23
>No degree
>No work experience, apart from factory shit
>Get msitaken for 14-15 all the time
>About to start a nursing degree, basically granting me 2000 euros a month with 70 hrs a week in France
>Virgin
>Can't stand people younger than 30

Why was I born so fucked seriously.
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Dude, just invest all your money in crypto and you'll be rich, then it won't matter

Go to bars and get tinder
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>>39488717
also vist /fit/ if your fat
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>>39488717
>>39488758
I'm not OP but I hope you're fucking kidding.

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Chad thundercunt is here to fugg wdyd?
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insta fags
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kkk vs nigger chad
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little chad

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>males are designed to breed with females
>females are designed to breed with males

how are we so bad at doing what we're designed FOR MILLIONS OF YEARS to do?
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Modern society is a fairly recent thing

We weren't meant to live like this
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>>39488615
how can some males have sex with 100+ females in one year then?
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>>39488627
They step outside the basement and talk to girls.

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>tfw fucking hate medical school but invested too much to just leave
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please marry me and make me your house husband
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>>39488595
Who do you want to be? Surgeon?
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>>39488595
>me too
But it's Law school

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Friendly reminder that for every second you're scrubbing a toilet, someone other dude is getting their dick sucked.

And for every second you're getting your digg sugged, some other dude is scrubbing a toilet.

Perspective, boys.
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I never get SUCC though
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I have never even talked to a girl
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Boy toilet scrubbers must sure be scarce.

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Comfy winter is coming, don't worry anons :)
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>>39488461
I live in FL so I'll not benefit.
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>>39488471
Then move out of that normie shithole, snow is the perfect pesticide against them
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>>39488508
>be forever NEET with no income
>>just move out bro

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The real redpill is realizing that the chads are the kind ones and the incels the assholes.
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The real redpill is realizing all humans are assholes with the ability to be kind.
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>realize chad bullied you in an attempt to correct your degenerate, antisocial behaviors that would significantly harm you later in life
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>>39488487
But Chad is kinder than you.

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It's almost 6am. I haven't slept all night. In 45 minutes, I'm going to pretend that my family getting ready for work woke me up. I'm going to have a cup of coffee, eat a family sized bag of Lays, and chill while doing more programming. Life couldn't be better. What's everyone else up to?
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>>39488443
You make money for programming? I did music producing for years and never could do anything with it
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It's almost 7 pm. I woke up hung over at 4 pm and had an awesome wank. I brought home some shit I vandalized last night like a chimp and I'm a little sick cause it's the middle of winter and I slept with the window wide open. Drank a six pack and more than a half bottle of rum. I didn't even have dinner and I'm a lightweight, only God knows how wasted I was.
Been all day making music. Gonna drop out of uni so I'm pretty relaxed. Living with family sucks but that might soon come to an end. Gonna get some pizza and go through my backlog and see if there's anything interesting. I get lonely sometimes, but ye life is good.
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>>39488503
whats a backlog

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My ex boyfriend used to look at me like a piece of meat. I was exactly his type and he was obsessed with thick thighs, how I smelled because of my perfume, he loved biting me and all that. Why are guys such animals?
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>>39488424
Shut up bitch, tits or gtfo. And if you're a trap/gay, butt or gtfo
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>>39488436
It's a grill (male)
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>>39488452
NO, I'm an actual girl.

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I decided to check out this Wizardchan website to see what it's all about. I am a 21 year old virgin after all. These are some of their rules:

>Do not post about, express the desire to, suggest or imply that you have had, will have or want to have any personal sexual or romantic experiences (includes kissing, having a girlfriend etc).
>Do not post about real life social activities or friendships, or suggest that you voluntarily take part in social activities (e.g. going to a bar or party).
>Do not disparage, advise against, or show contempt for the celibate, NEET, or reclusive lifestyles.
>Posts that are deemed to be low quality, antithetical to the spirit of the site or posted by someone deemed not to be a native of Wizardchan may be removed. Such posts or images include: /r9k/ tier threads: >tfw no gf, outsider memes or shitposts (Feel guy, Pepe/Sad frog, dubs etc).

What's wrong with them? I thought being a wizard just meant you're a virgin, not that you're trying to stay that way! They're a bunch of childish losers! I hope there's no crossover with this site. We should be trying to sort ourselves out.
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Don't post there.
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They are irreversibly jaded, but (probably) for good reason. They have been dealt the worst genetic hand possible - appearance, mental health, social ability, or otherwise. Let them have their corner of the internet, although it is interesting to see what they talk about. It's like having an ear on the rejects of the rejects of the world.
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>>39488533
You literally just described what all the other boards think about /r9k/

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>be me total fucking normie in real life
>online though, total fucking sperg hates news, think all women are sluts
>I secretly want to be a robot feelsbadman
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>>39488373
Congrats on being a cyborg, Anon!
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>>39488373
>hurr I am not a loser but I want to be a loser like you guise
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>>39488399
haven't heard that term before, maybe I'm just a self destructive person wanting to be a robot

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>old /r9k/ died
>other main board went to shit
>can't find a new board to fit in so keep browsing the same places out of habit and try to fight the anhedonia with shitposting because who the fuck cares anymore
>tfw alienated even from the internet
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in exactly the same boat myself. this board was my life at one point, now it's fucked beyond repair and I have nowhere to go
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>>39488362
name at least 3 things that have changed in this board
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>>39488377
no matter what he says you're going to say it was always like that because memes

I have chad genes but am fat and lazy.
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>>39488261
>I have chad genes but am fat and lazy.
Then you don t have chad gene. they would have force you to be productive and sportive. Chad can t support doing nothing all day
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>>39488274
Not OP,but similar situation
I'm tall,have a good jaw,high cheekbone,good zygomatic arch,good maxilla and mandible.
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>>39488303
then stop being fat and lazy and smash sum puss

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moms away for the weekend so my little bro snuck his gf into her room and now shes moaning like a puppy thats being kicked

how should I mess with them?
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>>39488228
God I really miss having gfs and sex...

Maybe I should get off the pot and get a job...

We'll get a job at least
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>>39488247
that doesnt help me, I wanna ruin their sex by making them laugh or freak out or something but I dunno what to do
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fug her in the ass

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