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The weekend is right around the corner, wagecuck

Don't start slacking now!

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Why don't you just give in to what you really want and let someone go TOOT-TOOTY-TOOT-TOOT-TOOT-TOOT-TOOT-TOOT-TOOTY-TOOTY-TOOT-TOOT in your anus?

No one will hurt you.

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It's been almost two long years since I've seen my oneitis in person, or even spoke to her, but I can't stop thinking about her. The other day, I had a dream in which I confessed my love to her, and we became boyfriend and girlfriend, it was the most beautiful dream that I've ever had. I've never felt better than I did than during the few seconds before I realised that it was a dream.

I've been looking at her normiebook every now and then over the past couple of days, and each time, I broke down in tears.

She's not even the same person anymore, she used to be a bit like me, quiet, introverted, into anime, manga, vidya, etc, but now she's become a complete degenerate, dare I say it - a thot.

Thankfully, I'm not friends with her on Normiebook, because I know that if I were, I'd be able to see her newer, more-normie posts, and seeing those would metaphorically kill me.

For the past 2 years now, I've been trying to forget about her, so that I can just get on with my life, but no matter what I do, my mind always goes back to her.

I know that you robots won't be able to help me, but I really needed a place to vent.

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who else suffered a terrible loss today

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Big tits are a beta fetish. Prove me wrong.

I say this as a lover of big tits, as well

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I'm 22 now. Every birthday for the last 4 years I've thought "wow, I'm old". At what point is it actually true?

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>zero british girls approached him
why?

elliot is wonderful

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WDYD?

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i miss my autistic friends
i lost all of them,
every one that include me are so busy to wage slaving

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8l_mRgSCBAQ

What's the robot consensus on why women suck? Do you agree with Jim?

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DO u think I'm hurting society at all by not working or talking to anyone and giving people dirty looks in public? I hope so, do you? I have a kratom headache

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Hey, little wagie, where have you gone?
Hey, little wagie, whatcha do for fun?
Hey, little wagie, who's your Shekelstein?
Hey, little wagie, time for work.
Hey, little wagie, like clockwork.

It's a nice day to slave again
It's a nice day for a wage-cucking
It's a nice day to slave again

Hey, little wagie, time for a skills test.
Hey, little wagie, wanna do your best.
Hey, little wagie, 'valuation time.
Hey, little wagie, who's your Shekelstein?
Hey, little wagie, big crime

It's a nice day to slave again.
It's a nice day for a wage-cucking.
It's a nice day to slave again.

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I got fired on Wednesday. I was planning on quitting after I took vacation, but instead I got fired. Fuck work. I have a year of money saved up, I don't need them.

Yesterday I
>gave my apartment a serious cleaning
>when to the optomotrist
>scheduled an appointment with a cardiologist (possible congenital heart problem(!))
>got a tax ID for an LLC I created earlier this year
>arranged to get some nice headphones I have fixed
>played a few games of chess
>read some of Mrs. Dalloway
>saw my closest friend

Today I will
>play a few games of chess
>work on the text/story for a game I mostly have finished (it sucks)
>roll my various 401k accounts into a single one
>go to psychoanalysis
>work on learning more 3d modeling
>read more of Mrs. Dalloway
>pick up my GF from the train station (!)

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Can someone tell me how I can socialize?
All day I'm stuck on the PC and even want to go outside to get some fresh air video games win me

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>make a funny post
>do a 5 minute air dum solo while laughing to yourself