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The amount of terrorist attacks... Jeez 2017-06-20 03:37:27 Post No.37834457
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The amount of terrorist attacks... Jeez
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2017-06-20 03:37:27
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>It's Everyday Bro
I'm getting kinda terrified, all these attacks and deaths. It could benefit the world (Lowering the population to a steady number) but at the same time looking at all the ways these people can die is just crazy. Think about it, you can go to work, and on the way DIE. Walking along the sidewalk, DIE. A car could hit you, or you could get stabbed or shot etc. What about in an airplane, it could get gayjacked, hijacked or blown the hell up. And of course, DIE.
If you are familiar with these happenings, feel free to converse or post links related to these 'attacks' if you will.
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Its everyday bro
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>>37834457
honestly if the christians and muzzies start throwing cars at each other for the next 3 years that would seriously be hilarious... so long as its relegated to Bongistan of course. That place is practically a 3rd world country now
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>>37834508
>Bongistan
Can't say I've ever heard of that country.
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>comfy minecraft server starts up a weeks ago
>one of the first people to join
>find an island about 2000 blocks from spawn
>make it my home
>very comfy for the first few days
>as time goes on, things change
>see the introduction of plugins
>factions introduced
>people arguing nonstop, wars, constant bitching
>factions removed 2 days later
>comfy returns for a day
>mods begin to abuse power [spoiler[ Im too isolated to be affected by most of what is supposedly wrong[/spoiler]
>server becoming less active
>have dumped about 80 hours into the server in one week
Anyone been playing on this server with me? Tendie Island owner here
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>>37834422
I did the same thing on that server, literally never spoke my entire week there, but just seeing all of the regulars fuck off made me want to stop playing on it even if none of it had really affected me. Unfortunately the exiles themselves are also too retarded to actually start their own server even though they've been talking about it for 2 days now. I just want a comfy server with no grief protection/whitelist shit where people do what they want and nobody starts drama, but I have no friends so it'll never happen.
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>>37834422
Love ya dude.
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>>37834422
just play on 2b2t. there's no point to a minecraft server if it won't be around for at least a decade.
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If you killed yourself right now, this very second, what would you leave behind?
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>>37834285
A shitload of blood?
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Crypto coin.
Whoever gets it will either be a millionaire or die poor
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An apartment, a few of my unimportant belongings, $30k, and my love for Saber
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Anyone ever think about how crazy it is that people could have wild borderline animal sex one night and then act all nonchalant and professional the next day?
Your teachers/professors, your coworkers, your boss, youmom & dad
They could be doing all kinds of unspeakable shit and act like nothing. Kinda blows my mind to think about.
>inb4 virgin
I never had a gf but i fucked hookers so idk
its just weird
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it is pretty interesting isn't it? it's even weirder to think about women you know having a sexual personality.
i always look at the women i work with, or the women i know and wonder what they're like during sex. what they say, what they do, what they sound like
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To think there's another whole dimesion unexplored
tfw no gf is coming in strong tonight lads
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Hookerfags are worse than virgins in the aspects of societal failure and shame, of biological fitness. You gave up a chance to become wizard to gain nothing.
But yeah it's weird. Normalfags hook up with strangers or watch their wife cuck them every other weekend, chug gallons of Chad semen before settling down, and two mornings later hang around the watercooler complaining about mondays, cold coffee, traffic, and week-long depression
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>they bully you because they're jealous of you
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>they're homophobic because they are secretely gay
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>that kid who bullies you will be sweeping floors for you one day
>today's nerds are tomorrow CEOs
People who repeat these memes literally deserve to die. They are outright lies and exist only to keep bullied kids from shooting up their schools while they have the chance.
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>you're suppose to get rejected 3 times before you find the right one
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>"Oh anon there you ar-... *BRAAAAPPP*. I-I'm sorry anon for my stinky butt but it's something I must have eaten...*BRAAAAPPP*. Oh Anon, I'm so sorry... but do... do you like my stinky farts? Y-you *BRAAAAP* want to see what it tastes like? Just come a little closer to my but so I can... *BRRRAAAAAAAP*. Come here and have a taste of my stinky butt. *BRAAAAP* Oh anon, isn't this just like fine dining *BRAAAAP*. Do... Do you want seconds... Or thirds a-anon?
Would you?
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>>37834108
sage
this much autism should'nt be legal
please consider suicide
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>>37834214
Liking braps isn't autism, it makes you a man
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>>37834108
I really don't get brapposters. Do they just take pleasure in knowing they're grossing people out or are these the kids who actually found fart jokes funny?
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Any /Navy/ robots here to help? 2017-06-20 03:18:52 Post No.37834104
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Any /Navy/ robots here to help?
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>be me
>18 almost 19 year old NEET
>Older brother bisexual liberal who dissapoints family
>Father traditional conservative who served army
>get phone call from navy recruiter
>asks to schedule meeting
>too pussy to say no to military guy
>"Well anon, you're of good health and could join right into basics!"
>"Y-you too"
>Get home, dad asks where I was
>"At th-the recruiter"
>Eyes light up
>Takes me out for steak dinner
>Invites his army bros
>They all say navy is more enjoyable and better choice than army
>Afterwards on drive home dad gets teary eyed
>"I'm really proud of you son"
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO. I haven't signed up yet but he thinks I have. I'm a fucking borderline trap who even considered a bf (hur hur perfect for navy). After the disappointment that is my older i was actual hope for my father. I'm a socially inept NEET with no plans for the future other than maybe wageslave who needs to move out and this is an option but I dont want to get shipped off to gooklandistan and get hit by a gook cargo ship what do I do THIS IS NOT HOW I THOUGHT MY FUTURE WAS GOING TO GO.
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Navy Vet here.
Don't do it.
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Make your father proud and do it instead of being a directionless faggot.
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>>37834104
study up for the OARS and go in as an officer. ensign you will be miserable. If not cut your loses with the coast guard or army reserve
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dicklet thread?
5" here crying as i type this
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>>37834068
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kill yourself and then myself after
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>>37834068
tfw I will never make a woman feel this way, why live?
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>>37834068
7x5, my oneitis literally laughed in my face when I got my one and only chance at losing my virginity, she's fucking some chad right now as I type this KILL ME
lets discuss this robots, should transgendered people be allowed in the gender they identify with, or the ones they were assigned at birth? In my opinion if you can pass for the opposite gender there won't even be a problem, but "passing" is a different topic all together. I think if you can get into the bathroom you identify with without raising any eyebrows you should be allowed to piss wherever you want.
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you may have a point here, OP
it's like it's only a penalty if the ref catches it
but the punishment if caught should be immediate castration on the next penis inspection day
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>>37834055
I don't think it matters where you pee anyway, it's just to speed up waiting times and stuff anyway.
Just let them identify and do as they please
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They don't get to pee anywhere.
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your thoughts? ignore the words
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Bitch gonna get pink eye from that shit
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Lol the accompanying text just makes it funnier what the fuck is wrong with women nowadays?
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>>37834031
Treanslation blox
How many of you here are suicidal?
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I take prozak daily, but it doesn't remove all of my suicidal tendencies.
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>>37833949
yeah. Actively self harm as well. The worst part about it is that it's hard to talk about without being called an attention seeking faggot or whatever.
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>>37833949
Why would you buy a white gun?
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AAAAAAAAAA WHY DO THESE EXIST
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Those bees are assholes and their honey tastes like shitty tree vomit.
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I think they were left over by some aliens.
They server no purpose other than ti screw everything else over and ruin the ecosystem. Just like white people
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>>37833892
AAAAAAAAAA WHY DO THESE (originally) EXIST
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Women are whores that want only money and cock.
People are selfish and only care for their wellbeing, masking it as "feelings".
Normies are hive-minded drones.
Politics are a fallacy created to pull a shutter over your eyes.
Love is an illusion.
Being healthy just extends your suffering for a few more years.
/r9k/ has been lost years ago.
4chan has been normiefied by 2015.
I am /out of here/, lads.
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>>37833887
No.
Kind of but the second one is stupid.
No.
Kind of.
No.
No.
Probably.
Probably.
Bye.
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Daily reminder
Generalizations are stupid and innacurate
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>>37833887
>Normies are hive-minded drones.
We normies now?
I want to get wet dreams again. I'm 20 and haven't had a wet dream since I was 14. I've masturbated a hell of a lot and had sex with several women, but GOT DAMN, I had the best orgasms from wet dreams. NoFap, NoPorn, and having really naughty thoughts before bed haven't worked so far. What do
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Keep up the NoFap, that's what gives me wet dreams.
Used to take 2 weeks, but lately I've been so fucking horny I bust a sleepy nut in like 5 days of abstaining.
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>>37833875
>had sex with several women
Ahem, you can GTFO
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I am 20 and I've never had a wet dream.
Whats wrong with me?
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How loose is acceptable? 2017-06-20 03:04:26 Post No.37833845
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Would any anon's be comfortable dating a girl like this?
CONS:
>Pussy and Asshole are so loose you can't sufficiently pleasure her, and you can only really cum from her mouth
>She's incredible impure and has had countless sexual experiences
>You'll will be spending hundreds of dollars on sex toys
PROS:
>Unlikely to cheat: Pussy and Asshole are so loose that even a megadicked Chad can't fully please her
>Incredible lewd and perverted sex and is willing to let you film her
>Submissive in bed
[Spoiler]It is better to have a pure virgin, or a destroyed whore, than to have an average roastie who will crave other men with larger dicks.
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>unlikely to cheat
Bull shit, if anything she'll cheat even more just to find that one holy grail of a dick that can simulate her prosciutto
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I'm mainly worried about dating a disloyal woman who will turn to other men for sex, and I know a loose and wrecked cunt is much easier to find than a virgin.
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>>37833877
Yeah she'll cheat on with a larger dildo, not chad no human sized dick will compete with something that huge.
I almost don't even have to fucking worry, because if she gets off hardest to ridiculous insertions she has no need to turn to a dude with an 8 inch dick.Just will have to keep her away from horses and donkeys.