have a great weekend friends
Where's a site where I could find very violent or hardcore pr0n?
(Harder than the gif obviously)
>You are given the opportunity to travel back in time and meet you infant self.
>You are allowed to give him 1 (one) and only one piece of advice that he will, with absolute certainty, follow.
What do you say to drastically change your life the most? Preferably for the better, but not necessarily...
>This fat bastard is on a date with a qt
>Meanwhile I, a fellow fat bastard, can't even make eye contact with girls
It's OK OP, neither of them seem to be having fun. They probably are just as unhappy as you.
When did you realized youre fucking pathetic?
when i frantically added multiple fembots and messaged them all daily trying to form bonds
Are people who say they aren't attracted to teenage girls 14-17 lying?
>54 year old man with a 19 inch penis
>Doctors said that from a young age he would hang weights from his penis, stretching it out
>because of small tears in his penis, the body would repair itself, leaving him with more length and girth
So basically Jelqing is legit? Who dares to try this? Tbh I'm 6.5x 5.2 but ideally id like to be 7x5.5-6
Feeling kind of happy only the days when I smoke weed. It's not just the part of smoking, but the whole day, like when I wake up and know that I'll smoke weed that day, meet up with my dealer etc. The whole "procedure" sort of satisfies me.
Feels bad realizing that the main reason for the times I ain't feeling like shit is weed...
if it makes you happy then smoke up
i personally know exactly what you're talking about, its the same for me. I don't do it very often though because I'm too scared to exit perfect consciousness for too long. I hope i can change that though
How does /r9k/ make money? The most obvious way to make money is by getting a job (exchanging your time for service as a resource in exchange for currency). What is your job and how is your general impression of it, the pay, etc? What skills do you need and how easy is it to get hired.
I'm currently unemployed and need help finding work. I have no experience. Please help and talk about your jobs and careers with each other.
i have degree in cs
easy to get in, just showed them my degree and did a lil test
but anything that requires soft skills takes a lot more effort (good CV, evidence of ability etc.)
>but anything that requires soft skills takes a lot more effort (good CV, evidence of ability etc.)
Right. As of now I'm finish up a bio degree so it's too late to change majors or get another degree. And with no work experience it's going to be hard to have a good resume. I'd like to think I'm a smart guy and I'm willing to learn.
can you get arrested for committing suicide?
Depends on where you live. It's legal in the US and basically all of Europe (except Cyprus but they can go fuck themselves). You may get forcibly institutionalised though, and if I recall correctly US hospitals actually make you pay for the privilege of being a prisoner, at least in some states.
If you get caught you'll be put in a mental hospital and fed pills all day. Not any pills though, they'll turn your precious grey matter into absolute dogshit. You're property of the state, you're supposed to stay alive regardless.
So if you're gonna do it make sure you die, or become some sort of walking pile of meat
> tfw no bf who likes all the pretty songs
b-be my nirvana gf and l-l-let's start a v-vaselines cover group together!
you do realize most of the kids here are under 20? doubt they can appreciate nirvana or kurt cobain. nice thread though
Have orgasm, immediately stop masturbating and smell my fingers. Smells amazing. Is this just a lesbian thing?
What would you do with 5 million US dollars, /r9k/?
I would like to get a gf, but I've been told by people on other boards that there aren't many women interested in guys who look and sound the way I do.
What do you think about all this?
When i cum, i lose all muscle control over my body, i cannot bust standing up, i will fall over. Is this normal? wtf is wrong with me?