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Kik group for nudes, rules in the name post or be banned.
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would you live out in a lighthouse somewhere with good internet?
obviously your job would be lighthouse keeper and all the responsibilities therein but you would get paid a living wage

i've been lately the past few years feeling like i just never want to socialize with anyone but people online and just talk to my family once every couple weeks
i'm most happiest when left to my own devices
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>never had sex
>still burns when I pee
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urinary tract infection. congrats, you're a disgusting pig. no wonder you haven't gotten pussy
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>>37858948

might be dehydrated.
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>grossly long unkept pubes
>weird pimples around my cock

dont care because i know ill die a virgin

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>Dropped out of school at 15 due to trouble in school, anxiety, clinical depression, poor upbringing etc.
>was NEET for the next 5 years
>eventually feel so low that not even my hobbies could distract me from how hollow I felt
>dabbled in drugs, but i've never really had a many friends so it was here and there
>finally get a job at mcdonalds at 20
>don't feel too bad, I'm still young so it's not that big of a deal but everyone who works there is mostly younger than me (even all of the managers were younger than me)
>work hard for just over a year, always be attentive and show that I'm willing to learn and take on responsibility in hopes of moving up so as to not make my self feel pathetic (after 5 years of neetdom, i was just glad that I was finally put in an enviroment where I could strive to suceed, even if it was a lowly minwage job)
>ask manager about the possibility of a part time position
>get told that i'm not good enough, when nearly everyone there says that I deserved it
>hours go from 10-25 down to one 3 hour shift a week, which is the lowest that they can legally give you
>found out that I was stonewalled because certain people in power positions just didn't like me for whatever reason.
I'm in the middle of applying for other jobs now. I've had other first jobs before but they were all cash in hand stuff. But I had good experience on how to deal with people in the workplace. Especially boomers. Anyone else had really negative first job experiences?
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>June 22, 2017

WHAT THE FUCK IT WAS JUST APRIL 20 A MONTH AGO
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPGpXCC6ybU


>your youth is almost over forever
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>>37858888
Fuck, nice quads.

Heil Hitler heughheughheugh
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I still think 2007 wasn't that long ago but it was a decade ago. I just want to redo my life and wake up 5 yrs old again. maybe when I die if there is any higher power I'll get to do that. I just want to get a second chance.

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>dog gets caught licking sister's panties
>parents laugh, give the dog a bone to chew on instead and tell my sister to stop leaving dirty panties all over the place
>I get caught sniffing my sister's panties
>parents get enraged and threaten to kick me out if I ever do it again
What the fuck is this unfair treatment? I don't see how sniffing my sister's panties can hurt her in any way whatsoever. I was just getting a few huffs in before tossing them into the hamper, she should be thanking me for cleaning up her room. Anyone else get caught with a family member's panties before? How'd your family react?
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Oh shit bro,
i had to take a breath first before kek-ing that hard
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Don't even TALK to me before I had my cup o' joe
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it is important to remember and observe the tenets of the
SOCIAL MEMETRACT
which all have agreed in advance of your birth will ensure the most stable and likely survival of humanity
amongst the important elements of this most hallowed
SOCIAL MEMETRACT
is to never sneak a panty sniff even when you encounter discarded panties
and if it is a family member even if you are attempting to detect the scents which may be warning signs of illness in them
it is especially egregious to the
SOCIAL MEMETRACT
but nobody tells you whats on this vital list which is actually just an assortment of taboos which non-humans do all the time because there's no such thing as too much knowledge
or inappropriate knowledge they examine with all their senses freely and without restraint
it is only the humans who feel the need to install a
SOCIAL MEMETRACT
that inhibits the vast majority of possible behavior because there is the notion that
certain avenues of knowledge lead to sinful existences that makes jesus grumpy and that's bad news

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Fak u pep gooby kil yuo
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>>37858734
kek shadigay gooby kil urself frst lmao
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cum lok ento mai ies peppi und gays ahpon deth itself!
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>>37858765
no fak u pep u die no

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What are the best fitness youtubers to follow?
I want to learn some lifts and get fit. Who should I follow. Preferably someone who isn't jucing
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Scooby is the best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRQxIcbIT3A
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Just read the damn sticky on >>>/fit/

Tells you everything you need to know
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>>37858718
Alex Jones is what a 400lb lardball's idea of a fit man looks like.

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> casts protection from females 10' radius
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today I went for a drive I was driving along kind of lost in my thoughts in the right lane going passed a car in the left lane, I glanced over and I saw a girl in the passenger seat looking at me. I only saw her face for a second before she looked away but she was very pretty. I wonder if she thought I was handsome.
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>>37858671
I hope she did too anon

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Why don't you just get a twink bf, anon?

It'll be fun, I promise.
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>>37858642
get that ugly faggot off my screen
he's no twink

also femboys are where its at desu
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>>37858642
Why don't you just post on /lgbt/ ningen? Are you dying of AIDS yet?
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>>37858642

I'd love to, desu. Where can I find one?

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>tfw you post an original thread but noboy posts in it and it gets archived with zero replies
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>>37858608
>tfw I ignore this thread and don't even post in it
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>>37858608
I knoweth that feel brethren

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9 days
9 days ago I watched the Instagram live stream of a girl I like. It ended with us face timing each other till 4 am. She told me she does the live streams alot. Today is day 9 of me waiting for her to stream so it can end like before. That face time call was the most we had talked ever. I need to do it again.
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>>37858548
Dont get your hopes up, youre already setting yourself up for failure
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>>37858548
Don't act too attached. Don't let her know you're waiting for her to live stream again or that you put off something else so you could watch it. Girls don't like when a guy is straightforward about liking them

ALL THE OTHER KIDS WITH THE PUMPED UP KICKS BETTER RUN BETTER RUN FASTER THAN MY GUN
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*Faster than my bullet
If you're gonna shitpost, at least do it right.
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>>37858542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBGlmCQOLCI

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