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>>34137192

>How many Youtube subscribers do you need to live a comfy life?

>0
0

>>34137225
He just wants to be a neet that lives independently.

>>34137192
that mushroom just gave me a 1-up

Tell your friend he'll probably tell her and if she likes you she will change.

Women are trash, only solution: become a faggot or kill yourself. I am leaning with the latter.

Not all are like this...But many are. It's especially true on online dating.

Why even respond if you aren't going to ask a question back? Or only respond to what I asked or said in the most basic, matter-of-fact way?

Of course...there are some women who are fun to talk to. But they're rare, in my experience.

What's the difference between Newton and this baby?
Isaac died a virgin

>>34137147
>Post the most fucked up joke you know.
that you think this girl will ever be interested in you

What do apples and black people have in common?

They both hang from trees

You don't. R9k is just a mental torture chamber . You're supposed to leave and find a gf irl.

Before it got invaded it was a bastion of feel posting and solidarity

It's hard. They never give out contact info and if they do they can't keep a conversation going or just stop replying.

I was super into getting femanon contact info a few years back. Had some cool conversations that made me not hate women as much, but nothing ever came of it.

>>34137111
This.

The thing is, I wouldn't even mind if it was a trap talking dirty to me, I just want something. Would never meet up with "fembot" or trap irl.

>not gay
Just face it, god made you to get buttfucked
Just try it and you'll see

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Honestly anon get hooked on IR and bbc porn you wont regret it. It'll make you feel like you have meaning with your body type. Or just make you feel good for awhile till you find something new.

>>34137784
What's IR?

>awkward pretending to look in your backpack for something
>once everyone's in groups except for you "who doesn't have a group?"
>having to raise your hand while avoiding eye contact

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>The number of students is an odd number

>Look for your friend so you can pair with him
>He's absent

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How about we replace all waifufags instead. You and your pathetic threads ruined this place.
If you give so much attention to a random whore, don't be surprised when they come here and make "femanon here :D" posts.

>>34136966
Who is she? Originally original commentity comment

Implying she was ever not a Stacy whore. Implying implications. Seriously, what did you expect from a model?

>>34136899
1 best friend
2 friends I regularly talk to
Several more that I see more than once a week and go to the pub with etc
Tons of people that recognise & greet me and with whom I sometimes hang out

Zero, originally.

R9K is my friend, to be completely honest.

>>34136898
I dunno anon

One day, I'd like to have a family.

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>>34136898
That's exactly where I'm at. I'm not really interested in sex any more. I more want companionship and that kind of physical contact you talked about.....

>lose virginity to an escort
>had always masturbated prone beforehand, only managed to cum with hands once or twice
>don't feel any sensation whatsoever during sex, but it was my first time anyway
>we cuddle afterwards
>after she gets dressed we hug and kiss eachother goodbye

Still gives me a boner to this day desu

>>34136878
> /our champ/?
Nope.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPlvkyS1gy0

There are literally millions of women who'd fuck him. He might not be as big of a Chad as some athletes, but he's still Chad.

>>34136878
He was batshit insane and would probably kill us for looking at him the wrong way. That said, I have his "Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth" quote as a wall-poster--really soothes my senses.

>>34136864
Sure thing, anon. Continue believing that.

>>34136876
Dude, do you have any idea who you're talking to?

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>>34136864
Oh yeah?
Watch me.

>>34136820

he's just a jerk. every man eats their cum at least once in their life time.

>>34136820
He fucked someone that might have an std and didn't want to risk getting it on his own face.

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>>34136820

>potentially eating your own cum

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guaranteed original replies

sage

>>34136747
what is there to judge? like 60% of the worlds men are fat and almost all have gf's wives. enjoy him while he's still barely breathing.

Holy shit what website?

I'm a fat cunt. Time to get me a skinny gf to crush.

>>34136742
zack is a beta name.

>>34136742
>tfw chad tier

One of the biggest beta autists I know is called Jack, definitely not as chad as the rest of them.

>>34136701

https://imgflip.com/i/1hni94

Virtually the same. almost 50/50 r9k/pol and very occasioanlly visit gif

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>2017
>still browsing /pol/

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I don't know in general since it's so different but this is what I did today.