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Women don't talk like that. Hentai writers come up with better dialogue.

>>35701593
>tfw never seen a vagina

I'm subhuman

>First time tripping on acid
>At a sketchy as fuck house party like not a nice normie house party it was really fucking weird
>Sitting on floor
>Girl nearby sitting on bed
>Crotch is eye level to my face
>Just looking around, seeing all the patterns
>Glance at her
>She's wearing a skirt
>Swear I can see her pussy lips
>Stare for a few seconds
>Trying to figure out if those are pussy lips, a camel toe or if I'm just waved out on acid
>Suddenly realise I'm staring up a girl's skirt surrounded by people
>Go back to looking around stupidly

>>35701552
there isnt enough face for that nose anon
>plastic surgery fixes this

is this a slab of original bait?

>>35701687
No I just feel good about myself now and I wanted to see if anyone could put me down

>tfw e-crush sees me get btfo in a 4chan argument
>ctrl alt del my life

>4chan argument
>anon threatens you and says he'll get your ip and hack you
>give him your ip and tell him to come at you bro
>anon says he "can't be bothered" and he'll get one of his "minions" to do his dirty work for him

fuckin KEK

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>>35701549
>get btfo in an argument
>start attacking myself so it feels like I never lost

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So gay "girl watches you get fucked" threads and constant reocurring MBTI threads and constant repeat fembot threads on an original board get bumped but anything remotely hinting at trying to be original or insightful gets slid. Fuck this gay earth. My board is dead. No more home for the robots it seems.

What did she say after the look? Im glad my parents are fuck ups. They are proud of their children even tho we mostly just struggle and are weird

>>35702345
I know that feel. Parents are the same for me. She just said "Oh, ok." and cooked dinner. I played vidya. She's proud of me in every aspect outside of dating haha. Life is pain. Maybe she could sense it and just wanted me to stop being lonely.

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Is it perilous to just tell her I want to fuck her? Her and I are kinda close at work.

>>35702019
Kind of. Just ask her out on a date. Maybe ask her out to dinner. Depends what's in your neck of the woods.

>>35701469
>the special attention she would show me at first but now she's just indifferent
Yeah of course. She showed attention to the new guy until he wanted to fuck her real bad, then stopped caring once she achieved her objective.

She knows you want to fuck her. You couldn't hide it nor act on it in time. If I were you I'd give up but I don't know if there's anything you can do as I'm not a normie.

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>>35701448
yuvgfhufdasofwqeiugo

>>35701448
>that you think no one else has
Well I don't know about that but I listened to this last night and was un-fucking-believable. Not strong enough to say it's a new fetish but holy fuck.

https://soundgasm.net/u/belle_in_the_woods/Mr-Stranger-script-by-uJackofftoaudio555

>tfw ywn be a shota trap whose limbs were amputated at the elbows and knees, so you have to walk around on all fours everywhere, and you're kept as a cute little pet by a nice mommydom who takes care of you
>tfw ywn be a shota trap whose limbs were amputated entirely, and you're used as a dick warmer and human toilet by horribly strong, disgusting, abusive futas
>tfw ywn be a shota trap who's turned into a human seweage pipe, one tube permanently fixed to your mouth, another to your butt, a VR head set attached to your head, forced to process girl poop and pee all day every day for the rest of your life

What's your dad's stake in all of this?

>>35701438
Might as well, the girl gets what she wants, you get money and it's pretty much impossible to prove

what cunt?

more importantly, is she qt?

>>35701370
No, you're going to die.

>>35701370

>when you fap that hard you almost kill yourself

youre lucky anon, i wish i could do that

>>35701370
You're not supposed to almost feel, you're supposed to actually pass out you doofus, you're not doing it right.

>>35701357
landwolf was really the best character

He got too famous for them

>>35701731
Which one is Landwolf?

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>>35701271
yes, they are as bad as we say they are. Look at laws. Look at the herds of lonely men and scarce few lonely women. Look at how all the effort of dating is put on women. Look at how women will literally ask how much a guy makes before dating him whereas males never do the same. Literally look at biology and tribal dating patterns. women are pampered manipulative fucking parasites.

>>35701271
If you are that suggestible to meme magic you should probably kill yourself. You would rather believe the made up stories of internet autists than your own experience.

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>>35701271
See what happens next time you need/want ANY support (emotional, financial, anything), 1 on 1 time, a confidant, or life advice.

I guarantee you it will be shit, if anything at all.

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>>35701253
>See a pattern?

Yeah you're retarded.

>>35701313
People ditch social networks once niggers overrun it.

>>35701359
So how come facebook has been the dominant social media platform since the mid-late 2000s?

You're probably too young to have even been on myspace back in the day, it was nothing but white emo kids and white rock band pages, myself included.

Watching a few anime is one thing, becoming weeb is quite another

>>35701204
It's because of all the cancerous Facebook pages and "ironic" memers

It was only a matter of time anyway until it went the same route as video games becoming a normie activity

All weebs must hand and have their blood salt the earth their basements were built in.

Day of the dub when

if my husband cheated on me i would shoot the whore, him, then myself

>>35701182
>betrayal of trust
>not wrong
Choose one.

>>35701208
Thats because you're a woman you stupid fuck, the logic is too incomprehensible for your brain.

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>>35701049
share that shit, homie

write reptile p0rn cuz the elite reptiles are really butt hurt they cant escape the planes orbit.

>>35701172
Please be kind...
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/22970629/

I'm not gifted or anything and I'm not going to say I'm a good writer or anything.

>>35701040

im 6'9 tall lmao. Still alone tho

>>35701040
>tfw 7'2"
>still no gf

what the FUCK

>>35701040
>only 6'2"

you must live in the netherlands if that's too short.