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how desperate do you have to be to do something like this

>>37463298
ya that deff crossed the line,
but it aint as bad as those stealth fap vids

>>37463298
This happens to girls all the time. If feels nice and If they let themselves why not?

I'll be your friend. I'll warn you that most people don't like me and I'm incredibly awkward and anxious.

>>37463285
Wait first things first, are you black?

>>37463256
Sure, I'll be your friend. My warning is the same as in the first reply

you really don't think other people know what pot looks like?

>>37463423
There shouldn't be anyone around

>>37463246
where tf did you get for free?
also pull males asap.

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please stop making these threads, they make me very sad

>>37463223
That's a pretty gross looking ass desu

I want her to smear her ass in shit for me.

>>37463089
>tfw she's with someone else
>tfw you'll always wonder if you could've had something with her if things had been different

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Because you're an immature faggot who idealized a roastie who is sucking thick, veiny Chad cock right now.

>>37463089

well have you made any advances? even something simply as just asking her out?

>>37463012
I take long shits. What can you do?

>>37463012
"there's a special someone for everybody"

>>37463087
>not quickly thrusting the shit out so you can get back to your computer screen or television

I hate to be rude but you're dumb.

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>>37462959
Here is a second one, shameless self bump
>doing "circus" unit in PE class
>Gymnastics, rope climbing, pogosticking, some weird fucking yoyo thing.
>getting tested on all those things
>the requirement to even get a C are fucking impossible
>can't even mount a pogostick, much less maneuver around cones on it
>deathly afraid of heights, weak as fuck, no way I can climb a rope
>have no idea how to use this fucking gay alternative yoyo thing, we are supposed to be able to do tricks with it wtf
>end up failing
I hated PE class so fucking much.

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>four people laugh at you during warm-up exercises and look back to each other
>get insecure you're doing it weird
>no idea why

>doing some annoying exercises as part of a group punishment for something the normalfags did
>feel my body physically giving out
>can't do enough pushups on test that allows me to not have to take PE next two years
>get stuck in shitty PE class for all of high school

>>37462886
the other kings of the internet would stop you from being king of the internet

I don't know, bruv

If there are other kings why can't I be one of them

>>37462738
Good for her. Women have been neets since the dawn of time, but are mad that men are starting to wise up and see that it is a great lifestyle while they cuckqueen themselves to supporting stay-at-home dads that have affairs while they work.

>>37462738
What did she say? Did she say the word NEET?

>>37462937
I'm guessing she was bitching about lazy guys that do nothing but play video games all day. I have been hearing it from women IRL and on movies for years now. Nothing new. The bar scene in The Intern is a recent example.

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>>37462712

I don't know, Anon, maybe some of us just were chosen to have a harder time bonding.

>>37462712
I dont know if we do because I have nobody to actually tell me. I hate myself.

I can't get a man. I can't get a job. It's all shit.

Bubbs dont listen to him Laheys a drunk bastard

>>37462615
It means the first few seasons of tpb are god tier.

It means that this shit town only isint big enough for the two of us so you better get your shit slinger ready

>>37462465
Hope things get better anon

I'm in a semi similar situation, I'm not dumb though but just social awkward which makes most people at work think I'm stupid.

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>>37462465
>>37462465
I would quit. Fuck that. Also fake confidence or try the 20 seconds of pure no fucks. I have anxiety and I just kept doing that until I acted normal.

>>37462509
Technically I get good grades and place well on standardized tests but I feel dumb nonetheless

Yes, what do you even need one for?

>>37462616
It releases dopamine in the brain.

>>37463560
so dos fapping

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did think about it a few times but am poorfag to afford decent rifles or pistols

>>37462525
Makes sense I myself am also a poorfag.

>>37462525
Should have saved money and done it anon.

>tfw lonely every night

>tfw lonely every day, every night and every second of this miserable existence

>tfw the depression will never ever ever ever ever fucking end.