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>>36961290
I've never even masturbated to anime, much less anime feet, I thought that was just a meme, no one *actually* jerks it to this, do they?

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>>36961290
Of course I haven't... yet.

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>>36961290
Of course who could ever rub there penis to shinny appealing cartoon figures with slim perfect bodies that always look soft and perfectly shaped mouths, why that's just gross

>>36961289
/pol/ is migrating all over the other boards, since reddit is taking over their board.

>>36961681

I'm not talking about that, I'm talking about the whole "robot" and social outcast stuff. There's no way this board was like this from the very beginning.

The only special thing about this board is that you can't post the same thing twice. That's it. How did it go from (what I imagine to be) /b/ 2.0 to its current state?

>>36961714
Probably the new gook overlord and his new mods. Also this place gets more traffic, so it's harder to keep under control.

Very tired and annoying because I'm going to have to waste my day with a girl and use more energy having sex and I just want to play CKII

>>36961322
Blow her off, who the fuck cares. You'll get away with it because girls respond to asshole behavior, it'll just make her want you more.

Somethings up with my gf and she wont say what it is, or that anything's up.
I don't feel good.

>local anesthetic
Does that mean they're just gonna numb it? I got put to schleep completely and didn't remember any of it, so I can't speak for how your procedure will go, but afterwards life pretty much sucked for a month because I didn't like being inconvenienced when it came to eating food.

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i had my bottom left one removed in january, pic related. also had local anesthetic. i didnt really feel a thing until hours later when the numbing agents wore off. get your pain pills immediately because you absolutely will need them

I have all of my wisdom teeth and they are fine.
They did hurt growing in, but I wasn't worried.
It must suck having faulty genes.

The browser it self isn't risky but just don't go on anything illegal, it's not safe anymore for drugs and degenerate shit.

I used to use it to find alian evidence and classified documents but you can find all that shit on the clearweb. Don't bother using tor you're not pedophile or junky, there's no point.

What's your problem with the original software? It's safe and works well. You can use the vidalia control panel and acess TOR that way but it stopped getting updates a while ago.l

>>36961263
>can any one tell me what its like
if you're in a non-oppressed country, then pretty much the only reason you'll be using it is for illegal purposes, the kind of illegal things that'll land you in prison for a long time.

Cease your curiosity immediately.

>nhentai
>porn addict
ishygddt

>>36961225
Everyone watches porn.

>>36961225
I play porn games for hours each day, browse /d/ a lot and occasionally watch porn too
my favourites are bdsm/tf themed
I also get off on pretending to be a gay man and posting homolust threads
I'd get off to lesbian threads too but they're no fun

Ka faen gjorde du?

>>36961198
>cant confront him about it because i would get a fine from the police because im not allowed to talk to him anymore
what

>>36961198
Can you please explain this long story

i played overwatch from december to present and nothing else almost every day

some trap bought it for me on christmas because it was on sale solely because i just asked her to do it

i haven't talked to him since and i'm still confused why he did such a kind gesture

https://www.elysium-project.org/play

>>36961184
Rising Storm 2 for that PTSD yo

It's just a bunch of single mothers, students, homeless people and asians anyway. Nothing to fear

Look, you'd hardly be alone on the autistic front- I work in a library and we get all kinds of weirdos. Just go, hang out. It's a pretty accepting place.

>>36961131
Why do you want to go to a library when you can download any book?

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i didn't get her anything
my father bought my card and gift for her and she had to thank me for it even though i didn't do anything

who /bad son/

>>36961109
there was a mothers day?

>>36961109
Nothing.
Mom is a "progressive" type so shit like halloween, valentines day, mothers day, fathers day, christmas, etc. were always considered corporate holidays designed to make people spend money and thus not worth celebrating at all.

Last time i bought her flowers and took her out to a nice restaurant for mothers day she threw the flowers in the trash and got very upset.
The entire restaurant got to see a grown ass man in a suit get sat down by his mother and explained why she's not some whore or hussy and how ashamed she is i'd do that.
Cost $150 for reservations alone.

Please tell me something nice

Basement vegetables are no longer required here.

Goodbye fuck chops!

>>36961108
Governments are now paying mental health professionals to sit on this board all day and advice therapy to people promote positive ideas and report anons to the police if necessary

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>>36961074
So true, but going no fap for a month or so will do wonders, you get a lot more impulsive and agressive, exactly what girls love.

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I'd rather stay home and watch hentai, pass

>>36961120
Me too. Getting laid takes too much effort.

Fucking kill myself, or skip the country.

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>>36961062
>all the loli
>all the unironic Nazi posts
>all the pathetic kv stories
I'd have to change my name and move away

I'd probably be more respected than I am now. I'm a better anonymous than I am a human being.

>>36961005
Girls these days are stuffing so big toys up their cunts that everyone's got a thin dick in their opinion

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How thin does it have to be to be considered a pencil dick
Asking for a friend

>>36961005
Just put it in a chastity cage and give someone you like the key.

I like all gas giants in the solar system.
>Jupiter has cool layered clouds
>Saturn has fucking rings
>Uranus has a nice bright blue color and is tilted
>Neptune has a comfy indigo color
I still think the Earth is my favorite. Looks just beautiful from space.

>>36960965
Saturn. It's a shame the only other inhabitable terrestrial planet is a boring orange rock.

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>He believes NASA's lies