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why do you have to fight someone half a foot taller than you
where are you fighting

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>>39193266
Bring a gun OP.

>>39193266
Strike first and hard. Don't wait for him to throw first. Then get out of there. Alternately try your best to avoid fighting at all.

Cringe. She's waiting for you to take the initiative and start a conversation.

>>39193193
God damn it op , here is what you say

"Wanna come over?" Plum emoji followed by smug emoji

>>39193193
She started and has nothing that's pretty epic
She's like me if I was a girl and a loser

>>39192955
He's got a full wall of industry grade cutlery. That would make any chef happy.

>>39192955

He has a really good kitchen set-up and even bought a really pricey wok/stove combo for his restaurant. Business has been good for gook-bro.

>>39192955
>getting sucked off by a blond bitch
I'd be happy too.

I dont know Im drunk all the time

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>>39192674
Once a civil war breaks out. War will set things straight.
>all those trannies that will stop getting their daily dose of estrogen

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>Single mothers
>Women having kids past the age of 30 which dramatically raises the chance of health defects in the child
It's already falling.

Fuck off we don't need millions of these shit threads everyday

>>39192610
7 is average, you need to be 8+ to be considered big

>>39192610
If you don't have a 10" dick you are a dicklet and are physically incapable of pleasing women.

Piers Morgan has died lads.

>tfw didn't make it to the high class call centre and now my life is ruined

having a proper shit day lads

>>39192523
>got into a fist fight with dad years ago, haven't spoke in just as long
>mom is literally crazy, don't see her much
>siblings are all bastards and have problems of their own, don't talk to them much
>extended family on my dads side is pretty cool regardless of our relationship

shit situation in general

Haven't talked to them in years

>>39192523
Terrible. I only really speak to my closest family that are my mom and dad. Other than that the rest of my family (sister included) lives far away and I haven't seen them in ages. Only speak to them on birthday and shit.

>>39192460
First girl I ever fingered was black. Fucked a few black prostitutes. I prefer whites overall.

>>39192460
Black woman have a scent that gets really strong when you're having sex. It's like primitive pheromones or some shit.

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>/r9k/
>sex
out now

>>39192417
I am afraid of getting arrested for buying onaholes online

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I want to get an onahole and show other anons how I use it

I can't cuddle an onahole.

>>39192353
Start a youtube op, end his reign.

>black wife
Nothing wrong with this
>vegan
Again, nothing wrong. If he wants to follow a vegan diet, he is allowed to do so.
>SJW
Nope
>retarded opinions on music
Such as?

>>39192353
does he offend you brainlet?

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What is even the point of females with small breasts? Beyond useless tbdesu.

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Go away oppai piggiu

>>39192351
Is that Angela White?

>>39192130
Trying to study for an exam.
Life is fucking terrible.
Mine was mostly wasted in mental health institutions.

>>39192139
I hear you lad. Don't worry, every day that goes by is another that we don't have to endure through.

30.

Wasted my 20's on an 11 year long relationship with a woman who discovered tumblr and then decided she was asexual aromantic FtM transgender. I wish was joking.

I thought nothing could go wrong if I married the first 4/10 chubby virgin who took interest in me, but apparently even that wasn't a foolproof plan.

Now my youth is disappearing faster every year and the corners of moustache are turning grey.

I've moved back in with my parents and now I'm a NEET with absolutely no motivation to put any more effort into life. I'm just going to sit here are take care of my aging folks until they die, then wait for my money to run out and gas myself.

>>39192036
>Nihilism
Makes sense if you're godless.
>Atheism
Makes sense if you're godless.

I disagree with both.

>>39192036
I hate those people who show off their nhilism at uni. Moslty because I'm afraid their alot happier than me. Im scared their right.

>>39192036
>nihilism
Is what filled the void that was left when religion was removed without anything better to replace it.

>atheism
The thing that removed religion.

I'm twenty years old, please no under 18, please be actually emo (in the sense that you don't eat regularly, do actually think about suicide)

>>39192024
what does afab mean? I think I fit all of these but I'm not sure about cute

>>39192024
Afab? I'm CIA.

So just stop taking it then. What's stopping you?

>>39191996
DONT TAKETHOSE MEDS THEY RUIN YOUR BRAIN FUNCTION

>>39192014
I secretly have. I have not improved in over a year now. I think these poisonous pills have permanently fucked me up. I also took benzos for years, as prescribed. My memory is terrible too. Sometimes even typing shit fucks up so it looks like I had a seizure mid post. Also always trembling, almost if I have parkinsons.