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Why is everyone so fucking quiet?
>buying thing at shop
>guy behind counter says some comment about it that he was clearly expecting a response to
>just say 'ha ha yeah man' to avoid the incredibly awkward 'sorry, what?' back and forth

JUST SPEAK CLEARLY AND PROJECT YOUR VOICE FOR FUCK'S SAKE IT'S LOUD IN HERE
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Why is everyone deaf?
I speak at normal volume and my diction is fine. Why does every one always asks me what I said? Do I have to shout?
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>>37701275
YOU ARE QUIET, YOU AUTIST. You don't realise it because you're completely unaware of yourself.
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>>37701318
I am 100% aware of myself. I speak at a refular volume. Maybe take a dick out of your ear and don't listen to loud music all the time and you would hear normally

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I see too much sadness and despair on this desolated land, and I do not appreciate it. From now on, I will come every day on this board to bring what you people lack the most : hopes and motivation.

I have a robot friend IRL. The kind who spits to peoples faces if they're too close to him and he doesn't know them. He hasn't a bit of a clue how to behave in social event, if it's not about video games (though he still managed to get a girlfriend, I don't know how but it piss me off). I know him for years now, and even if we have our disagreements from time to time, there's one thing I particularly don't like from him.

He's pretty much the god of cynism. I'll skip the fact that he doesn't have any hope for humanity (which I can understand, it's fucked up out there). In fact, he doesn't have hope for anything, pretending that only talent can make you succeed. Sure, it tends to make work easier, but nobody has achieved anything without effort, and it's incompatible with the search for happiness. Anyway, survival set aside, if you do things because you want the success and not because you like it, you're doing it wrong.

I know he comes here sometimes, so if you're reading this : cheer up dude. You may hate me for what I said, but it -has- to be said. Like everyone on this board, I want you to have a better life.

Failure isn't an end, it's the first step to success.
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Unsure whether to talk about this on /mu/ but I felt it was more appropriate to post here

>be me
>play guitar
>in to all kinds of shit like metal, folk, rock, blues, alternative, indie, emo etc
>want to be in a band
>don't care about the money or fame of it all I just want to have fun and play with other people
>have friend who also plays guitar (but does it for the money and fame of it all) invites me to play with him for a bit
>ohboy.jpeg
>gives me a list of songs to learn
>it's a lot but I learn them to the best of my abilities
>get to his house
>play songs
>He's constantly telling me I'm playing them wrong
>asks me if I'm serious
>I can't respond
>tells me I should go home
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>>37701217
WAS HE BETTER?
YES THEN GET GUD
NO THEN FUCK HIM
STUPID SHITPOSTER FUCK YOU
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>>37701232
His idol is Jimi Hendrix but the guy didn't play a single one of his songs. Not even the intro to Purple Haze
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>>37701217
He's just being a faggot. It's like he thinks you're doing it for fame as well.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9qLZ1_P5xY

How does this video make you feel?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGMm3QBpWoQ

this one is better, shes like a thicc and strict teacher in this one, really hot.
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>>37701167
I'm already unironically subscribed to her channel, along with 61 other ASMR channels.
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>>37701286
Well yeah but the thought of being in trouble and her being mad at me makes me upset and anxious so I haven't watched it

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WHY WON'T YOU MAKE UP YOUR MIND?
GIVE ME A SIGN
AM I WASTING MY TIME?
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>>37701159
A DENIAL A DENIAL A DENIAL A DENIAL A DENIAL A DENIAL A DENIAL A DENIAL A DENIAL A DENIAL A DENIAL A DENIAL A DENIAL A DENIAL A DENIAL A DENIAL A DENIAL A DENIAL A DENIAL A DENIAL A DENIAL A DENIAL A DENIAL A DENIAL A DENIAL A DENIAL A DENIAL A DENIAL
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>>37701159
YOU WILL NEVER COME CLOSE TO HOW I FEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
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>>37701697
IT FEELS LIKE WE ONLY, GO BACKWARD BABY!
BUT EVERY PART OF ME, SAYS GO AGAIN! I'VE GOT MY HOPES UP AGAIN!
OH NO!
NOT AGAIN!
IT FEELS LIKE WE ONLY GO BACKWARDS DARLING!

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I was watching some time stop porn, and I wondered, what if women are sluts only because a group of people with time stop powers fucks every female because they can stop time and the amount of time they spend fucking frozen women is limitless so effectively they have fucked every single female, and maybe they have a set of guidelines where they only fuck women at a certain age, but there was some sort of internal power struggle within the group - a coup where the old leadership were killed - so they started fucking girls at a younger age than prior to their groups laws, so that's why all girls are super slutty at a young age.

I mean, how could we know, right?
TIME STOP FREEZE !!
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Yo that's fucked up

Intelligent post
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You know too much OP

FOUR WILLIES! Does she really need that many? Why are some girls such willy-hogs?
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No homo but that bottom left dick head is literally perfect
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>fucking up a bait or whatever thread this is this badly

>some girls
should be changed to "all girls". also the willies in said pic should all be black and the woman white.

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Are any of ya prescribed medication? I was just given prozac on friday and started on it. I'm waiting for the month to pass so it can start working, I'm hating my mouth being dry to shit so much though. Ideally after this month im going to try to push for some adhd meds.

What are your personal experiences? Did it help, Did it do nothing, did they make you worse?
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>>37701009
Prozac gave me panic attacks every morning and broke my dick.

I'm prescribed Abilify right now but stopped taking it since it made all my muscles feel like they were on fire constantly unless I was moving them. Made me a bit dizzy too.

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>spend a few months watching anime and browsing shitty imageboards all day
>panic when it hits me that i'm wasting my life
>pursue a goal for a few months
>give up
>repeat
Where my fresh Step 1 niggas at?
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>>37700954
shit don't give up
find a way to get into a routine?
you can do it!

>during February my life only mattered for my mom, cousin, and some girl I met at school
>had a huge crush on her and was close to my cousin
>times were comfy and great
>as time went on my cousin became fucked up (started selling drugs)
>relationship is nice with girl still but she curves me and shit starts changing
>ignore her for a while and during the time I started taking pills and cousin gets addicted
>talk to her again but I lose interest knowing there's no way of getting her
>as time goes on it seems hopeful
>a week before spring break my cousin gets caught at school so I'm stuck with broad
>after spring break she ignores me for other guy
>knew no one else at that point
>force myself to make friends and don't even look at her direction again

Shit went on like that but I went fucking mad and got more depressed. Why doesn't real love exist?
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What kind of pills were you taking op?

Also how did you manage to ignore her? I'm trying to ignore her and ghost but always fail and end up giving initiative in the end. Hate myself for it
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>>37700939
Painkillers. Shits were magical and the only time I was happy and had confidence. I simply saw her talking to another guy and never gave looks to her even though I wanted to. My last conversation talking to her was probably me asking her if she wanted to buy chocolates (I was getting money for weed) and then on I gave thoughts and it still fucks with me but I try hard to not to give into it because she never showed much to me so it made me angry mostly.

>fap to class prom pics
>didnt go to said prom
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How do I find a person's name through their address?
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Depends where the address is from. In many countries at least here in Europe there's a register everyone can look into (might even be online) also there are dedicated online services who charge a fee for it. In the US it depends on the state I think. Also you will most likely only find the name of the home owner being registered.

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>pornstar looks into camera
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I'M GLAD REAGAN DEAD.
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>>37700724
We are coming for you, Mr. Michael Render.
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>>37700724
SO YOU SHOULD PUMP THIS SHIT LIKE THEY DO IN THE FUTURE

>Be me
>Fapping like a normal 18 year old would
>Apparently woke brother up with my fat ass feet or something earlier
>He comes storming to my room
>Dicks out and im trying my best to cover it.
>Dudedoesnotcare.jpg
> Starts screaming at me to be respectful and that I've been stomping through the house too much.
>Fap ruined.
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not even gonna try to make sense of this honestly
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>>37700702
That's very disrespectful of him. He should've apologize by sucking you off.
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>>37700702
have you tried not stomping?


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