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>>34356233
I'm a medicated schizophrenic. 32 years old and living with family. I go for months at a time without talking to anyone and usually it's okay but every so often the isolation becomes unbearable. Nobody wants someone who's dropped off the face of the earth.

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>>34356233
Damn it's been a while since we've had one of these. I'll take a virgin mojito please.

Well life has been alright lately. Classes have just started up again since last week and I'm still adjusting to being in school again. It'll come soon enough though.

Just got done watching Genesis 4 Melee, was pretty fun outside of the wash that was grand finals lmao

Biggest thing on my plate right now honestly is this girl. I think she likes me and I kinda want to ask her out. Like I met her in sociology last semester when I needed to borrow a book from her and I thought she was cute and sorta my type so I just kept talking to her from there. She happened to be in a couple things I was in and we seemed to have some similar interests.

She's pretty adorable really, not the best looking but I think she's cute. I'm 6'2" and she's like a foot or more shorter than me (not sure exactly) so I kind of have to lean over to hear her sometimes. She's more on the reserved/shy side and doesn't seem to get a lot of attention from guys but doesn't really seem desperate or anything either.

She's been pretty open to spending time with me and when I talk to her online or irl she seems to get into the conversations we have. She's made the effort to send the first message sometimes too, so that's nice. And when we see each other irl she usually initiates conversation. She seems to think I'm funny sometimes and laughs at my jokes/stories and I think finds them kind of entertaining (I like to tell stories) so I think that's good. She's never really flaked or ghosted on me so she seems to care about me at least which is more than I can say for some girls I've known.

What do you guys think? I've been thinking about maybe surprising her for Valentine's day or something. I don't want to "confess" straight up cause it's 2017 but I want to show her that maybe we could be something more. I dunno I'm a pathetic beta who's never had a gf how could this ever work out

oregano

>>34356262
that sucks man
every time that happens you should get drunk go to a bar
maybe karaoke and even if you don't go in and take in the atmosphere
>>34356315
your doing well for yourself it sounds good like never confess
and its a trap and ask her out if your old enough
ask her out for a drink or two the movies and make
sure she knows its a date

>>34356151
Pedos don't have impulses, child molesters have impulses and they are not going to read a ricepicker comic about kidfucking instead of fucking an actual kid.

It's like a gay man isn't raping straight man anuses all the time.

Pedo who fantasize about fucking kids do. Clearly lolicons and child molesters can connected.

If having fantasies was a crime literally everyone on this board would be in prison. Most for rape or murder.

Isn't it great we don't have thoughtcrime?

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Moon Man has joined the battle.

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Felix trap

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>>34356142
Easy Pete

>>34356126
Annoying normies normieposting

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Don't smoke. It will only make your life more miserable and hard to maintain.

Probably one of the worst things about breaking up with my girlfriend was that she was my only hook up...

Pedialight

or water and some heavy, fatty foods

>>34355933
>water and some heavy, fatty foods
This is a good method.

Also try to stay hydrated while you're drunk.

>>34355921
Drink water, force yourself to eat and take a shower.

Take some acetaminophen.

>>34355808
You can do it, anon. Want a feel good i-believe-in-you phone call?

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>>34355842
i dont have a cell phone but i have to go to bed I need to wake up by 10 am in order to eat, pump myself up, and have my mom drive me to the gym before noon because i can only go at specific times when i know there will be minimal normans there and no black teenagers

>>34355915
Welp, good luck, anon. Twas genuine offer btw. If you feel stared at by anyone, just stare back with dead eyes and slowly smile. Bingo, plenty of space.

>>34355804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jrQZE4bjAA

if anyone knows songs similar to this please let me know

https://youtu.be/Zu80UHvQq_Y?t=4003

why is zappa so good?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsynSgeo_Uo

>>34355746
you could say that, but i dont eat shit

>>34355746
Pictures or it did not originally happen.

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>>34355837
Posting the load I was playing with.

>frontier
>a series of unfortunate events

>>34355711
>True Detective
>Sopranos
>The Wire
That will kill a few days.

True Detective season 1 is very good. Many people did not like season 2, but YMMV. Each season is it's own self-contained story.

>>34355686
>It's been reported to ...

so not proven?

>>34355736
Proven 100%.

>>34355802
Link to source then

>>34355671
my depression isnt going away. also, i'd like to think if I had that kind of money i'd find something somewhat useful / essential to buy with it.

>>34355671
>no GTX 1080 in that list
Fucking pleb

>>34355728
I have 2 480's crossfired, i was only upgrading my cpu cause my old i3 was bitting the dust

>>34355587
i don't want to do either of those things

>tfw americans really pay that much for college

>>34355610
This, give us more choices.

Nice b8 but you aren't related to her you fag

Who fucking cares? Do what you want to do.

>>34355579
It's not bait I actually need this info

>>34355520
>that accent
kino

>>34355520
>As a gesture of goodwill

What did he mean by this ?

http://vocaroo.com/i/s14s3BkEKbeE
or m-maybe don't listen pls

I started eating them for dinner every evening a year ago. I got my first girlfriend a month ago.

>>34355507
I don't know, I find consuming smoked salmon puts me in a good mood maybe sardines will do the same

>>34355524
Also if I eat the salmon in the morning my mood is stable all day, I'm 90% sure there is a connection