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With what kicks doth /r9k/ adorn itself?
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>>36781045
white and black huaraches.
I've got the connect at finish line, only costed me $77.
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>>36781197
Wow, friend! A real steal.
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>>36781228
yeah, but what I really want are a pair of hi top Y-3 zip

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---this is all through sexting so far
I don't even like this shit. I'm not into this girl's weird-ass fetishes. I think blood's gross. I don't want to hurt her, and I don't want her to hurt me. I don't like that kind of sex. It's disgusting.

so why do I fall into this trap? why do I still jerk off? what the fuck is wrong with me? I know it's wrong, and I think it's wrong, and I revile myself for it. So why can't I stop? I would never do or say any of these putrid things to my crush. She's amazing, and pure and wonderful and I won't ever be deserving of her. Fuuuuuuuuuckkkkkk
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>>36781032
Slow down there skippy it's just texting.
You roll up to this girl with a knife irl and she'll call the cops.
It's cathartic you understand?

Seconds thing get off my fuckin board you ffffucking normalfag
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>>36781143
man, I don't even leave my room. I don't know how I got myself into this situation. I'm doing virtual schooling and haven't talked to a single person my age IRL in over a year. I'm going crazy. but I want to stop this stupid sexual BS. this is worse than porn.
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Honestly, if it's between two consenting adults and nobody is getting hurt than it isn't wrong. Basically any kind of consensual sex between a man and a woman is fine. It's probably best if you get married beforehand, but that's not always possible.

>inb4 muh Leviticus

Leviticus also says you should be stoned to death for eating pork or planting different crops next to one another.

>inb4 I'm Muslim

Go find a better religion, your prophet was a pedophile.

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Who /anxiety/ here?

I'm driving to NYC this weekend and Im scared shitless something will go wrong.
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It will be fine. You will be fine. If something does go wrong it won't be that bad and you will figure it out.
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>>36781081
What he said.

Whatever you're thinking now is a fantasy your anxiety is creating to stop you from achieving what you desire, or what you have to do.
It takes strength but you can't give into it, you need to take the pain on the chin and just give it your all.
You'll be incredibly happy and proud of yourself afterward, trust me.
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>>36781081
>>36781160
>/r9k/ being genuinely nice and supportive

Thanks guys. Makes me wonder if I wandered into the Twilight Zone or something though

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My teacher has given us an assignment to write an essay about anything we want. I want to write an essay about why Hitler was a good person. Will I get in trouble for this? I live in California.
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>>36781013
Forgot to mention I'll also be proving the Holocaust never happened in my essay.
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>>36781013
>Will I get in trouble for this?
yes. you will
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You'll out yourself enough to become a target for blind hatred. This is not a good place to be in a social environment in school. Word gets around, then you will experience ostracization and much worse possibilities.

School is not a place for redpilling. Get your degree and move on.

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Hey Robros,
My uncle just ended it all. Trying to help my family pick up the pieces without sperging out.
Lost alot of family the past couple years. Life's gone to shit too.

Just feeling kinda alone. How y'all doing? You hanging in there?

>loss/family feels thread
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>>36781001
Were you close to your uncle?
Sorry your going through tough times, just remember the ripples will widen eventually, and once things calm down you can start focussing.
Don't feel pressure to keep it together during this period- it's tumultuous, it's supposed to be, so it's ok for you to lose your a shit a little.
Just focus on that time when things do inevitably start to settle down. Nobodies life is exciting enough to remain in a constant state of event and happening.
Just hold on tight.
Keep to the horizon.
You'll make it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADP65wbBUpc&index=9&list=RDDaH4W1rY9us
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>>36781001
Sad situation. Why did he do it?

>Just feeling kinda alone.

We're here for you
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>>36781001
My uncle offed himself too in 2011, leaving 1 wife and 3 daugthers. He hanged himself in the stairs, and it was my 12yo cousin that fond him back then. She had such a big trauma that still now she's compleately fucked up. She's attending college, and she has a very hard time trying to live on her own (she can barely go out to buy groceries without a panic attack). I am actually kinda mad at my uncle that he let her like this, but he was also a good man. He saved my life once actually.
Also my grandpa died in 2014, he was the closest person to me. I always told him my secrets, though, we laughted over it, he taugh me alot a things when i was a kid and still today i remember him as the greatest person i ever met.
This thread made me kinda sad.... nostalgic feels are comming back

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You can't possibly keep hating women.
They're an essence of life.
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Thats a horse midget
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>>36780954
Those are the tackiest heels I've seen in weeks
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watch me originally

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Maybe a fucked up question, but how do I get into D&D, or Pen and Paper shit?

I live in the NE of the England, so the brits here will understand that this shit is pretty unique, how do I go about getting into it whilst not being 100% nerd/twat/cunt/wanker/dickhead?

We have a Games Workshop where I live and I immediately think of fucking 50 year old losers, but I looked in the mirror the other day and I'm a 31 loser going grey so maybe I should join them?
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>>36780947
Try to make a group with friends you already have, it's 10,000x better than befriending the creeps at game stores. There's honestly nothing wrong with playing tabletop games unless you revolve your life around it.
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>>36780988
I'm closest games-wise with my brother and cousin, but how do I go about introducing them to it?
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STRANGER THINGS

Play with funsies cool hot people

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Why is this burger so fucking good?
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>>36780883
Why are the soft potato tacos at taco bell so damn good and economic? I was there today and the tates were fresh out of the fryer. it was pretty fucking sweet
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For me, it's GOT to be the McChicken from McDonald's!! 10/10 ign xD
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>>36780883
Does anyone actually like the bigmac? I had it once and its pretty mediocre?

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>be me
>blessed with good genes from Chad dad
>Dad is redpilled af and super cool, teaches me about girls and life in general
>Made me play sports my entire life, leading to friendships with bro dudes
>/fit/ due to sports
>Considered "cool", invited to parties, girls are into me
>Secretly turbo autist
>Literally can't talk to girls unless drunk
>Obsessed with programming, spend all weekend at computer unless invited to a social outing
>degenerate fetishes

The normies will never know my power level.
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>>36780807
What are your degenerate fetishes normie anon?
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>>36780807
holy shit. another anon with this feel?
>based chad genes
>loved by girls
>play sports
>/fit/
>nazi
>degenerate german fetishes
>/r9k/ sperglord
love it pham
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>>36780942
Tranny shit, crossdressing, being dominated by a large man(no homo), I've also jerked to some furry shit. Compared to what I see on this bored on the regular im pretty normal but compared normies I'm fucked up.

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What's it like to have a friend irl?
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Pretty damn nice
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>>36780756
fucking nice to have some motherfucker with you, but sometimes, YOU JUST GET FUCKING ANGRY AT HIM AND HOLY FUCK YOU WANT TO FUCKING PUNCH HIM and then you just forget about it and start the cycle all over again
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>>36780756
IT'S GREAT HAVING FRIENDS! YOU DON'T HAVE FRIENDS? WHAT ARE YOU? SOME KINDA LOOOOOOOOOSER?!

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What are my fellow robots learning? How is it going?

Unifags and NEETs equally welcome.

Personally: music and Japanese.

I'm a NEET though and need structure and a proper learning environment. I can't just look up youtube tutorials and get distracted halfway through and have 20 different browser tabs open, or listen to audiobooks while playing vidya. I gotta go back to school. Maybe community college or something
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learning how to drive.
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Learning how to edit
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>>36780712
I'm studying for CFA Level 2 and I'm about to off myself.

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>Tfw you remember being a kid
>Tfw grew up in Wales
>You remember the hiking trips
>The beautiful lakes
>The colorful trees
>The shining sun
>Tfw you remember hearing about the Celtic myths and believing in them
>Tfw you used to look at caves thinking Dragons lived in them
>Tfw you work in a city
>Too agoraphobic to get out into the countryside
>Parents all but disowned you for not pursuing a degree
Post your personal worst feels.
I don't give a flying fuck about losing my virginity, or women, or any of that.
I just want to feel the grass against my bare feet again.
I want to listen to a stream
I want to see a Fox
I don't feel alive.
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>>36780711
Pic related is somewhere I used to love to hike up to. It was just 2 hours up a forested hill, my Dad used to take me there and tell me there was a lake monster in there that ate the Seagulls that sat on the rock.

I haven't seen the place in a decade.

It's Llyn Elsi, near Betws-y-coed.
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If you're so agoraphobic how do you work? And in a city no less. They're a nightmare. I bet if you moved back to the countryside and found a job there it would be easier to deal with than the city once you got readjusted. Nature is really what makes life worth living.
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Fuck off, nostalgia threads should be banned or something

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How come girls give up after marriage?
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>>36780699
Because why not? Who's stopping them?
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>>36780699
as i've gotten older i appreciate bigger women more.
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Who is that grill?

Spoop

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>ywn lick the smelly and sweaty cock of a robot that didn't shower for an entire week
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>>36780592
I think i can help you with that op
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>>36780592
>its another hal thread
stop
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>>36780797
w-where do you live?

oregenal

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How do I get prescribed xanax or something similar?
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>>36780545
exactly how you think
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>>36780545
Go to a psychiatrist. If you leave in/around a uni it shouldn't be hard to find a plug tho.

It depends on if you're just looking for a quick buzz or really genuinely believe you'd function better on something like it.
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>>36780545
Go to a counselor or therapist and say you have bad anxiety. Dont tell them u drink alcohol or any of your drug history. They wont prescribe if they think u might me an addict. Thats where i fucked up

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