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You could, but I would advise that you ask her beforehand and arrange the details.

Usually I've had a chat with the girls I've seen after sex because there is still time on the clock, but it depends on the girl. I've found that sometimes Asian escorts are bait and switch with some FOB who barely speaks English, you often don't know what you will get just from looking at the ad.

>>34184221
I have one experience with an escort. Would not recommend.
>19
>drunk (would never even think of doing this sober)
>pick up escort in shitty part of town
>blonde, slutty looking girl
>park in hotel parking lot
>have conversation for a bit
>she asks for $40 "donation"
>give it to her
>says she has to go home to get something
>take her home
>she doesn't come out for awhile
>texts me and tells me to come inside
>tells me the people she lives with are there too, but we can go to her bedroom
>nope

go down my friends house and play video games. that was a particularly lonely period of my life.

why not just watch them
it will only take a few hours

>>34184216
Those are overrated. Watch the Twin Peaks series instead, they have exceptional atmosphere.

>>34184216
They're both pretty good OP give them a try
Pulp fiction is a little pretentious though imo, still good.

To be honest, "young love" is more about the unknown and experimenting with things that neither of you have ever done before. It really doesn't have much to do with age outside of the fact that most people get through this stage when they're teens.

Find a virgin, you'll have your "young love" moments.

just like the rest of 'em.....

>>34184243
cool opinion dude, I'm sure that makes perfect sense to you

>>34184172
not allowed to have them either because of having been 5150'd a while back. :(

i definitely don't have a gun. no sir. no gun here.

>>34184172
don't do anything rash kurt

>>34184139
yeah

we can level togheter

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>>34184139
>>34184139
>new expansion doesn't come with free time

no, my sub ran out and im not buying new. its a really boring grindfest at later levels, with many layers of rng. pvp is shit too

>>34184085
Love me some Waits. Good choice anon.

>>34184085
https://youtu.be/JkUibEiGokI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfM3Ufaql2c
nothing special about you honey
just like the trash I ignored in HS

>>34184035
No anime plz
Watched a show ripping off anime

Stevens universe would be up your alley

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Watch some old school shit like Ren and Stimpy since there's so man.

Ed Edd n Eddy
Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
Johnny Bravo
The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy
Dexter's Laboratory
Samurai Jack

Also what the fuck is that show? I jerked off to some r34 of it last night and that was pretty alright.

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>>34185446
>man.

I meant many. Kill me.

>>34183953

>be me, 15
>bipolar, schizophrenic (both undiagnosed)
>friend invites me over to his for some drinks and weed
>accept, had just gotten rejected by oneitis, was rough, badly needed something to lift my spirits
>takes a long time to convince my parents (they didnt know about the drinks and weed, obv)
>they finally agree to let me stay the night at his
>hype it for a few days, really looking forward to staying over at his and getting hammered
>the day arrives
>catch a ride to my friends house, he lived about an hour from where i lived
>knock on the door, noone seems to be home
>they'll arrive soon, i'm sure of it.
>4 hours later, still noone home.
>fuck it, it's getting late (it was about 10pm at this point), i dont want to get mugged, i'll go to my great uncle's house
>trudge along the town streets to my great aunt and uncle's house
>both super cool people
>sit out in the backyard with great uncle, each of us sipping a bottle of brandy and talking about music
>probably even better than what would have happened if i'd stayed at my friend's, to be honest

>>34183962
great uncle runs out of brandy
>"oh, anon, im a tired old man, can you grab me a bottle?"
>guy is 95 years old at this point (still a badass, though)
>im a nice kid, so i decide to give him my bottle
>"oh, thanks anon, youre a good kid you know that?"
>as he takes a hold of the bottle, it falls to the floor and smashes, echoing within the empty yard
>record scratch
>snap back to reality

>>34183976
>my great uncle died over a year ago
>my great aunt passed a month back
>scurry to reach my phone, open up conversation with my friend
>havent messaged him within the last 3 months
>look back towards the house, totally silent without anyone to take care of it (my parents refused to acknowledge it's existence, even though they were given it in my great aunt's will)
>realise that i hallucinated a whole night hanging out with my dead relatives and probably former friends
>the brandy bottle i was holding was empty, i'd probably picked it up off the road or something
>feel sick to my stomach anyways
>vomit all over myself
>nothing else matters at this point, stumble out of my former relative's backyard and onto the park bench that sits out front
>try desperately to contact my oneitis, she's the only person i ever talk to
>she ignores me entirely, off talking with her friends probably.
>sleep that night on a park bench, covered in vomit and tears, wondering how the hell my life got to that point

No I believe they are just as autistic and stupid as me.

Everywhere but /pol/ and /v/

>>34183863
yes we are very smart

>>34183850
Even though I live like a neet, I shower every day.

I can't right now because i have a bad wound and can't get water in it. Haven't showered for 3 days

>>34183850
Wrong faggot, I smell like cum and sweat

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>>34183801
Same here anon. Going after roasties is such a waste of time when there are sissy robots like you in need of a hard dicking.

>tfw I'm actually kinda of curious about traps and don't know how to feel about it

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Ugh... why isn't this on /b/ ? Wrong board anon.

>>34183785
Cracked is recycled BS for youngins

>>34183785
I hate this movie so fucking much

>>34183785
Felix does awesome sex columns shut the fuck up nerd

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>>34183779
>walking dog in the morning
>walk past old person who says good morning
>say good morning back
>I'm actually already having an average day

>>34183779
:(
th-thats mean anon

>>34183821
Nigga i dont care. I want to have fun and i do not care who i sadden or what i ruin in the process. Besides,sex is jist sex if there is no romance invovled.

Moving out as soon as you get a job instead of waiting until you've put a little money into your savings is retarded and how a ton of people forever stay poor, my parents waited a couple of years before getting their own place and were way better than their peers in their long run

Trust me, anon, I'm doing it as soon as I get the money together. It's way too difficult to hide my crossdressing and burgeoning alcoholism while living with my parents anyway.

>>34183893
Oh yeah we're they living together at the time or individually living with their parents?

>>34183765
No but I had 3 times now where people walked in on me fucking.

Really kills my boner

>>34183765
Never have.

I'm about 30% sure that sex isn't real and it's all just a conspiracy against me.

>want to play Sonic DX at night
>wake up at 1am
>sneak around the house
>hear weird smacking
>peak into room
>parents are fucking

Then I beat off on the spot