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>>35633377

>>35633560

Have you asked yourself what the BBC can do for you? Cuckholding is the robot fetish, suck that cock anon, suck that big black cock!. 123.

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Do girls actually like big black cocks?

>>35633820

They have big black cocks.

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nine inches lock seven inches around

>>35633309
12 inches and I'd put it in every man I could

>>35634657
>12 inches
do you have a five inch clit or something?

>>35633294
by getting tested by a doctor or psychiatrist

>>35633318
that would disrupt my routine

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>tfw diagnosed

>>35633289
one, then the other when the first goes bad

>>35633678
i wanted to know if there are any specific model recommendations

>>35633714
go to /jp/ eternal onahole threads

>>35633260
If your end game is being a genetic dead-end, then yes

>>35633260
is foreskin smegma the ultimate red pill? i am under the persuasion that yes! indeed it is!

>>35633302
>The I have to pass on my genes meme.
There's 7 billion fucking people on this god forsaken blue ball. The population needs to be culled anyway desu. Having less autistic robots breed is a good thing for our world and society.

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>>35633192
>hire detective
>get proof of infidelity
>wife screams, "Gib me dat!" in court and takes the husband to the cleaners.

If I ever get a wife I'm going to fuck hookers all the time and cheat on her if the opportunity ever presents itself. It's the best form of payback at roasties.

>>35633192
Daily reminder that it's too damn expensive to do that on a regular basis, high risk for Arrest and STDs.

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>>35633183
it's probably great. getting to be rude without consequence. getting to be whores without consequence. getting to be cruel without consequence. getting to be stupid without consequence. getting to do whatever you want, with little to no consequences.
but I will never know.
I am destined to be God's lonely man.

>>35633183
In the US it's like being bestowed with god-like powers, but also being so naive and idiotic that you're incapable of using them wisely.

>I wonder what it's like to be extroverted and bubbly.
This. I'm so dead inside, and as a man you constantly get judged for everything you do and your expected to be a high achiever.

>go with chad to stacys party
>hang out with stoners and laugh as people get way to drunk
>watch as 2 stacies fight over chad
>lots of snarky passive aggresive remarks
>one of the stacies boyfriend sees this happening and yells at her for being a slut
>whole party erupts in laughter til she leaves completely red faced

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>>35633156
do you let him fuck you?

>>35633156
I've got almost the exact same thing going but we met when we were five. We cut class a lot too. Didn't start doing parties until college, we've hosted nearly a dozen now.

It's kind of curious how it turned out this way. Personality-wise, we are two sides of the same coin, only he is extroverted and I am introverted. Growing up we were both the same height just about, although he was usually chubby and I was skinny. Now I'm 5'9 and 115 lbs and he's 6'1 and 160 lbs (lean). We're so similar yet girls treat us so differently.

>>35633154
tfw borderline INT/FJ

>>35633340
You must've had a weird life to be between the two

>>35633154
who here /not give a fuck about MBTI/?

absolutely fucking disgusting that people still think this is an interesting thing to talk about. fucking cringe!!!!!!!!

>>35633143
You do realize that blonde hair is a recessive gene right?

>>35633143
I dislike them both. Checkmate
(you) faggot

>>35633175
No it's not, not in pure bread anglos

>>35633136

I was hit by a car several years ago, as well as my best friend who didn't make it, when I was nineteen years old. After getting out of the hospital I found it impossible to empathize or communicate with my friends or family on most levels - they all seemed unable to talk about anything but girls and parties and sometimes cars, while I was unable to dwell much on anything but my late friend and the horrible experiences in the hospital.

That was a horrifying experience in itself, the dehumanization of a month and a half spent in a room where your every movement is controlled and analyzed and you aren't allowed the freedom to even talk to any friends without permission probably would have been enough to fuck me up on its own. I tried to kms a few times in there, under the belief that I'd wake up from the horrible dream back into reality.

Now, years later, I've managed to get somewhat back into a place where I can feign normality enough to have one or two semi-close friends and sometimes hold a job. I still have no desire to date, it all seems hollow and fake and I'd rather just jerk it anyway. I had a couple relationships that fizzled out quickly because I just didn't give a flying fuck about her and her normal-person concerns. Everything seems to make me depressed and nostalgic after too long, particularly change. I hate realizing that material things decay, that people die and are forgotten, and suchforth. I only find real contentment in solitude in the wilderness, and in contemplating the coastline alone with a beer in my hand.

>>35633141
>tfw bumping my own thread
>tfw have to say something unprecedented to be allowed to bump my own thread

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>>35633136
>woman
>>3rd grade teacher went ballastic mid-way into the year because she divorced her husband
>>said my "sounds like someone cut off your balls" voice reminded her of his
>>picked on me because of it
>>nearly broke my leg and told me not to tell anyone one time
>>burned her cigarettes into the backsides of my hands every time she'd hear me being talkative with my friend
>constantly framed me for things I didn't do
>berated me, demeaned me, told me not even my own mother loved me

It was after this and a few more incidents like it that I decided I would take nothing from anyone...especially people in positions of authority who use their powers to abuse others.

>>35633123
most women understate their lovers by about 5 times, so you'll need to sleep with 5 times more than you think

>>35633144
Damn. Better start saving up now.

>>35633123
Honestly as someone who's tried this you'll get bored with doing that long before you're anywhere near her number.

I preferred sleeping with my gf, and the revenge boost I felt wore off after hooker #3, I will say about 40 shy of her number when I just gave up because of lack of interest and extreme cost. Bottom line: You can never be girls at their own game.

>>35633106
>>35633106
>Robots, why do women compete with other women? I honestly believe that the outfits, makeup, thirsty Instagram photos are not to only attract men because attracting guys doesn't require that much.
They all compete with each other for that too 10 percent of men and they need every advantage they can get

>They don't care about eyebrows and makeup and lash extensions. Why are girls so catty? Why do they look the same these days too? I would think that they would try alternative looks to stand out.
Social media is to blame. If there's a popular look it spreads like the plague. A lot of roasties are going for the Kylie Jenner look these days, that's why they all look the same. The septum piercing though, that one is beyond me. I have no idea on what world that looks good

>>35633161
>The septum piercing though, that one is beyond me. I have no idea on what world that looks good
Some roastie in another thread yesterday was trying to tell me that the whole point of it was to weed out guys. But that is literally pants on head retarded if so. Why weed out people by giving yourself a piercing that makes you look like shit?

All women have an innate desire to be beautiful so when they see something a cute girl doing/wearing something they'll copy it and then it becomes a trend

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>tfw oneitis is a coworker dating another coworker
>know I should've moved on already
>still falling for her
>several other coworkers have hooked up with each other, a couple got knocked up and some are even getting married
>dreading hearing about their relationship progressively getting more serious

>>35633103
>Why do normies feel the need to propose in a public place like this?

I'm a normie, and I don't fucking get it either. Proposing in public is a pretty bad idea.

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>>35633204
>new coworker is cute
>get a crush on her
>turns out she's a lesbian
This has happened to me four times, what the fuck? Are lesbians on the rise?
>inb4 they say they're lesbian to reject me
I never made a move on any of them

I turned to God when I felt empty and unable to connect with people. Having faith helps, that little belief that there's something planned for you or someone's looking out for you is all the motivation you need to try to improve.

>>35633007
I think I may not actually believe in God, but I do the motions and do it voluntarily. I'm still trying to find a sect of Christianity that ain't strange. Non-denominational Christianity is better than nothing.

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>>35632985
Anything to get you closer to God anon.
Soon you will see that desire is of the world, Godliness is of the Spirit.