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>it's another "islamophobes blame muslims for something a non-muslim did" episode
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>>35717787
Fuck off you cunt. Islam is the worst thing to happen to this world
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>>35718085
Without Islam we wouldn't have had Reinassance in the west.
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>>35718085
more like religion
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helppp
I'm a girl and I've decided to sell nudes but where do I find customers??? Will being thicc help?
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fuck off roastie
privata calle
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Make a Tumblr blog, then once you get a decent following make a snapchat then a premium Snapchat that fuckboiz have to pay to access.
also pics or gtfo
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>>35717754
hey sorry about the other guy. a good place check is in that corner over there, if you dont see anything just twist your neck all the way around and youll here a snap and things will go black if you do it right, good luck!!
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You guys got any tips for how to fight? Like any dirty techniques. Otherwise I'm done for.
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Been kickboxing for 3 years, I'll give you some advice if you give us some context
Story?
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>>35717697
Bring a gun in an original fashion.
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Sexual assault always works in my book
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>Mom found out about former stripper/hooker GF
How do I explain this to her?
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>dating a whore
Unless your mom is also a whore, she won't understand
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>>35717616
>gf
Noooooooooooo.
oreg
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>>35717616
full story fag
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>go to library, learning to code vidya
>mildly crowded
>I get the last table to myself
>a mom with two teenage girls walks by
>sees my table is the only one with 3 empty chairs
>apprehensively keeps looking back and forth between me and the other tables
>trying my best to keep my eyes on the my screen and observe through the corners of my eyes
>the mom tells her daughters to sit at 2 empty seats at the next table while she walks away for a bit
>hear the girls talking to each other
>"why don't we just sit at that table?"
>"I know, right? She doesn't want us sitting near that guy?"
>"Why?"
>"I dunno."
WHAT THE FUCK I WAS JUST MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS
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People are cruel.
You don't really have to care about them
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>people talking about you and you can hear it clearly
I know this feel OP
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don't let the roasties get to you, OP. I'm sure you're a nice guy.
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>tfw if your dad fucked 1 second earlier you wouldnt have been born
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>tfw if something in the past happened differently you wouldn't have been born
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>>35717436
>>35717601
>well just my fucking luck
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>tfw the first sperm that made it to the egg ended up failing at life
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is it possible to become a normie/chad as a long time robot? has anyone here ever done this successfully and was it even worth it? i broke down mentally and i just cant take it anymore, i dont want to be a robot forever.
what is it going to take? getting a perfect body/good looking face? dressing very well/hygiene/not ever being dirty? being a abusive selfish person? moving to a asian country as a semi-decent looking /fit/ white guy? doing no fap for a long time?im on day 7 of no fap, and im a 3+ a day chronic masturbator? TELL ME i want more than isolation. it kinda helps im naturally okay with being a selfish non-nice person.
please red pill/black pill/ fill me in on how to become a normie. honestly one of the things my guts tells me to do is to leave r9k mostly. you are the people you surround yourself with, and i dont want to be alone forever. i stopped going on /r9k/ for a week and felt better on average, although i did feel depressed on occasion. being on r9k has amplified my depression
i even mentally broke down and have been praying to God and crying to him. like it hurts being a robot for me right now more than ever, i desperately want to quit
ive lost a lot of weight already, about 25 pounds, i currently weigh 170 pounds at 5'11". im a istp and have decent looking facial bone structure
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maybe i should of pretended to be a girl when i wrote this it would guarantee at least 20 direct replies?
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bumpsdfsdfsdf
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>>35717412
Bumping, sad nobody else is bumping the thread since this could really help most of us robots out. Good luck OP, I hope you make it.
I want to hear girls fart.
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>>35717404
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1amhZSjOidG
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>>35717404
you virgins with dumb fetishes need to realize it's not as great in real life. sucking and licking feet is gross. girls farting isn't hot at all either
t. guy who's been farted on and sucked feets
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>>35717452
exquisite BRAAAAAAAAAPpost my dear, simply exquisite.
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I just want something magical to happen. Why is life so stale and plain? Why is everything so boring and uninspiring?
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>>35717384
Maybe you're depressed? Try some LSD.
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>>35717435
Maybe... Though I doubt it.
I don't have any money for drugs, or a way to acquire them.
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Because you make it to be. Change your point of view- and the world around you changes.
Your standards for happiness are likely just too high.
I'm happy just being able to relax at my window or on my bed. What about you? What do you need to achieve happiness?
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>skinny quiet black fembot here
>would do anything to be a outgoing bad bitch who knows how to use guns and rap
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Talk to me instead
:3c
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>>35717265
>would do anything to make it obvious I belong to a lower socioeconomic class
why don't you just get some tattoos and start taking hard drugs as well?
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>tfw no ebony gf that likes traps
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>used to have an ebony oneitis
>have had jungle fever ever since (years)
How can I cure myself from it?
>inb4 suicide
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Here's the step-by-step plan that I use
1) Get a face if you do not have one
2) Push face against large, delicious ebony butt
3) Rapidly shake face, slapping cheeks against your face
4) ???
5) Profit
Repeat as necessary to cure yourself.
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>>35717297
He said cure his jungle fever, not make it terminal.
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The only cure for jungle fever is to fuck 1000 black women.
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everytime I look at porn I think about my disgusting english teacher. I cant masturbate anymore because of this, any advice /r9k/ ?
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>>35717171
Look at anime doujin porn instead
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>>35717171
nice repeating digits, why do you think of your teacher
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>>35717252
thanks, I have no idea. He makes me physically ill every time I look at him.
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Ok guys, what's an easy way to hint to my girlfriend I'm going to propose
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>>35717154
By kiIIng yourself
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>>35717174
Damn, I thought that'd be the third reply.
But seriously, please help
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>>35717195
Are you brain damaged ? Why would you ask this on /r9k/ of all places ? I know this place is basically r/4chan-lite at this point but come the fuck on.
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YOU!
Yes YOU!
Stop what you are doing RIGHT NOW and shit your pants!
Describe to me how you felt after!
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>>35717106
I suffer from constipation
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>>35717106
>tfw too detached and apathetic to feel anything after shitting my pants.
still going to stay in bed and rot in my filth for the rest of the day.
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DO IT! JUST FUCKING SHIT YOUR PANTS YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS!
ITS NOT LIKE ANYONE IS GOING TO FUCKING VISIT YOU!
JUST FUCKING SHIT YOUR PANTS!
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is she hot, /r9k/
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>>35717070
>posts shot that masks the five head
Nice try
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>>35717070
would be if she didnt makeup to oblivion and if she wore decent clothes
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>>35717070
Aside from be a "teehee 1 of the guize gamur gurl XD" she's a 8/10.