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Why do you self pitying pieces of shit think you're entitled to women?

You call women "whores" or "roasties" for turning you down, yet if you were some 10/10 chad, you wouldn't give a shit about some ugly girl who showed interest in you.

And exactly what have you done for society that warrants your narcissistic sense of self-entitlement? You just expect to be handed things on a platter and have women throwing themselves at you as thanks for simply gracing us with your presence. You aren't entitled to anything. You want something, you work for it and earn it.

It's time to grow the fuck up, manchildren.
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>>39579813
the whore and roastie thing is just teasing everyones a normie here now
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This board is trolls trolling trolls. Nobody here is actually a raging sperglord basement-dwelling virgin.
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>>39579813

I'm sure you're probably already aware of this, but .....

These faggots actually think that WOMEN'S LABIA IS CREATED BY HAVING TO MUCH SEX !!!!...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!

the 'phenomenon' these stupid fags call ROASTIE (slices of roast beef) is simply labia!!!... And these idiots actually think that a female's vagina lips are created by having too much sex common and their vagina actually starts to stretch and prolapse and creating the labia... LOL

AGAIN : THESE LITTLE CHILDREN ARE SO SEXUALLY INEXPERIENCED THAT ACTUALLY THINK THAT VAGINA LIPS ARE CREATED BY HAVING THEIR VAGINA WORN OUT BY TOO MANY PENISES !!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

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Femanons, post yourself as a GF and see how many robots like you
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>>39579772
I expect 100% interest rate.
Let's see if I will be right.
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>>39579772
I can't read what it says next to arcade :(
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>>39579798
It says
>my family lives there

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Would you rather

>have a 5cm erect micropenis

or

>have James Damore's nose
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>>39579696
I've always liked the look of a large nose. There's something about it. I don't mean a sexually attractive way but there's just something distinguished about it.
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Fuuuuck

Is he jewish or something?
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>>39579696
nose jobs exist

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>Waiting in line at the supermarket
>Feel a gentle bump on my butt
>Ignore it
>It happens again a few seconds later
>Starting to doubt this is accidental now
>It happens a THIRD time
>Look behind me and some granny is fucking 2 inches away from me

Was she groping me or doing that thing old women do where they crowd you at the tills?
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>>39579688
One of those sex maniac guys who ejaculate on random women at public transportation. Except I wasn't a woman, I was 14 year old and male. He masturbated beside me and ejaculated in my pants. I fap to this memory until today
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>>39579751
Sounds hot, did anyone else notice?
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bump for awkward encounters

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>Feeling horny
>Go bang a thot at a "massage spa"
>Ate her out but wore protection as always for the deed
>Start feeling a bit sick an hour later
>Still sick now
I'm fucked now, right?
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>eating out a prostitute
what the fuck
but.. why?
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>eating out prostitutes
literally why
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>>39579701
>>39579709
I was really horny at the time

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I usually get 1-2 responses until I get ignored. How do u do it, lads
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>>39579628
I feel your pain
>ask genuinely interested questions
>conversation dies

>talk casual without questions that relate to her profile
>conversation dies

>try to talk into meeting before the conversation dies
>no reply or "I don't meet up so quick hihi"

Fuck tinder. I don't even want to think about how many profiles I must've swiped through the years.
Nowadays I set my search range on 2km and everything that pops up over that range means she liked me. Most of them are landwhales.
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>tfw create Chad account for fun but still ignored.
>maybe the sexual offender meme is to ampha for girls.
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>getting responses in the first place

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Is having a job attractive?
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Depends if it's some wageslavery job like emptying trash or cleaning then surely not.
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Only to chicks 25+ after the wall, and poor foreign FOBs
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lol they didnt even cut his sub in half what an inconvenience

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I'm pretty antisocial and a Chad came up to me and gave me an unsolicited hug. What does this mean
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>>39579559
he was trying to get a reaction out of you.Probably wanted to humiliate you.
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>>39579559
he wants to have sex with you
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>>39579559
He wanted to emasculate you, kind of like pissing on a women. You're now his property.

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I wonder why McDonald's gives me an upset stomach. Also red dragon (2002) is pretty sweet movie about a robot serial killer.

btw pussy is overrated
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>>39579544
Fuck you for this I just ate mcdonalds.
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>>39579565
Lose the blue lipstick you discusting fat pig
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>>39579565

I just ate it too and gave me the shits that's why I posted this

>tfw you work from home and you decide not to shower for 2 days and you smell so much that every time you move your arms to use the mouse or get something on your desk you get distracted by your own smelly armpits
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Shave regularly op,its fascinating how taking a bit care of yourself not only increases your self esteem,but makes you more attractive overall
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>>39579576
>shaving your underarms as a man

lmao are you a girl? fucking twink faggot lmao
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>>39579503
How can I work from home? Sounds like a sweet gig

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Is it socially acceptable to go the local shop in pyjamas, it's pretty much just to grab some milk and shit.

I don't want to attract attention, this is pretty much what I'm wearing in pic related.
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>>39579393
In the time you took to write this thread, you could've changed into regular pants.
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>>39579393
If you look like that it's fine, but only if you fuck me in the ass
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>>3957940
My only pair of trousers are in the wash.

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So I'm moving into my freshman dorm soon (University of Tennessee). Here's a little sample of what they look like. What the fuck is this shit? Do your dorms look like this?
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>>39579347
what's wrong exactly

are you afraid of sleeping in the high?
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I think that's pretty standard OP, my freshman dorm didn't even have beds lofted over the desk so it was even more cramped.
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>american innovation
you're basically living in an oversized uk prison cell lmao.

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>so, what music do you like?
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>>39579337
i dont like anything, im just waiting for death
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>>39579337
>Uhh umm well l-lo-lolicore...
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>he doesn't have a taste in music
it's not fucking hard lads
>find ONE SINGLE song or band you like
>look up what genre they are or even type "bands like _____ into google"
>listen to them
>keep going and find more stuff you like
>congrats you have found a taste in music within less than a day

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Daily reminder to not let these fags overrun the board and fight back.
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Dont let this board become like /b/
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fembot here. can confirm.

we are all heterossex here. girls looking for their husbandos and boys looking for their waifus.

fags GTFO.
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Nope, trannies and traps belong here.

GET OUT STRAIGHTFAGS

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>buy expensive desktop setup
>turns out all those graphically demanding games i wanted to play don't excite me and bore me really quickly
>start using to it to solely browse 4chan instead

who else knows this feel?
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>>39579275
I have a similar problem. all I do is play ow/4chan/doujin.
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>built PC for vidya not that long ago
>barely touch vidya
>if I do, they're so old a decade year old PC could run them
>mostly just browse 4chan
>end up buying drawing tablet for PC
>browse 4chan and play old shitty games
>get brand new 1080 144hz monitor (step up from 720 screen I used for years)
>figure i'll draw more, wanna play newer games, enjoy grafics
>4chan, same old shitty games and now movies

i swear having access to the internet is a problem. I'd much rather read what people have to say on a Congolese image board than do.. anything else
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That's why I purchased a $150 refurbished business laptop

Vidya is a mediocre hobby anyway

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