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I'll listen to you, Anon.

>>37291825
Thank you for that.

Original

>>37291815
>implying i have any empathy for a normshit who had a gf/bf in the past

no one cares about you you ugly piece of shit i hope you live a long life full of suffering and regret:) leave this board and go browse snapchat facebook instagram retard

You mean Nigger General?

stole a 16 gb flash drive from wal-mart so i could reinstall windows on my computer

had to use a razorblade to cut it off of the rack

there was a completely oblivious employee right next to me

i took it to the coat section and stuffed it into the
pocket of a coat and removed it from the packaging while making it look like i was just looking at the interior of the coat


im a sneaky boy

>>37291776
Stole a Transformers Generation Fall of Cybertron Voyager class Grimlock from Walmart once. Worth about $25 buckaroos.

Walked in with a previous receipt and a walmart bag in pocket, went to isle, picked up the toy, walked up to employee and asked where the returns section was while holding it with the bag and receipt, he gives me an answer, I pretend to be discouraged and walk back out of the store while bagging the toy and putting the receipt visibly in the front of the toy where it showed through the bag.

They assumed I had bought it inside and walked out the garden department with it.

>>37291705
TOOOOOOHSAAAAAAKA

God damn the way Shirou pronounced her name was so annoying

I hate rin. The only time I've ever fapped to her was the scene where Shirou made love to Saber in the woods and Rin was also there warning them up.

Life really has no meaning for you, does it? Sex obsession is fucking pathetic. There should be infinitely more important things to think about.

This is what secularisation has done to the West. Materialism has fucked us all up. Nietzsche was right: the death of God has led to an age of nihilism and cultural decay.

How do we overcome this?

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>>37291613
2D traps > 2D > 3D

fuck girls

>>37291693
but anon you cant fuck that hole thats where the poo come from

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>>37291719
You can and you will fuck their yaoi hole.
And you can fuck the mouth and the feet too.

The feet most importantly those are very fucking good.

>>37291205
used to vape nicotine to get me off smoking but i just hooked me twice as hard so i stopped when my pen broke and then just cold turkey got down to a pack a month habit from 15ml 12mg every 3 or 4 days.

vaping cannabis is just unsatisfying so i stick to bongs with batch for the headrush

>>37291205
Erry day.

Edibles and topicals are a bit healthier than vaping because you don't risk irritating your throat. Although vaping is the most efficient way to aerosolize cannabinoids.

I used to have a pen but I lost the charger for it and a regular USB won't work. I have a glass rig for dabs though

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THIS IS MY SHOW

MIIIIIKE

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i love molymeme but he would be disgusted by me for being a NEET parasite.

>tfw you hope your senpai never notices you

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>new video uploaded by my favorite ASMR artist

looks like i've got a hot date with my virtual girlfriend tonight. what are you boys doing this fine friday evening?

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Smartphones killed the internet. It was good while it lasted.

Unless you have actual coding ability and the money to buy space on a secure server, fuck off.

just go to doubled chan surely

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>>37291025
Jobless for 8 months

a lady called me about an interview to be a fast foodcuck and i never went

would rathe be a comfy neet 4 lyfe than work even one day a week flipping patties

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>>37291025
Jobless for 19 years

This sounds like an underage newfag wrote it but I still enjoyed it.

>visits /pol/ once
>this happens
get a sage and a *sigh*

22 and live by myself.

not a newfag.

>>37290903
fuck her right in the footpussy

>>37290903
You know what do, FBI

>>37290903

Absolutely degrade. Attempt to break mentally. Educate and turn into intelligent servant-bitch.

Yes but I have weed

>>37290507
Episode 1097

Is this even a thing to be depressed about? Being alone at home is great.

He's not ugly for a chink, and she's not very attractive either.

I always forget how ugly non-white people are.

I wish I had a 3/10 asian gf ;_;

It's our fault! Please fix it, womyn.

Poo poo
Pee pee

>>37290122

If you think about it, everything is men's fault.

IT'S YOUR FAULT!

>>37290122
Men gave them rights. That's the fault.

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>>37290039
All jokes aside, I actually want to thank wagies too.
They cuck so we can enjoy life and comfy feels.

Have a good weekend, wagey.
How else would I be getting 30K a year?

Make sure to work extra so shlomo promotes you.

>>37290097
>tfw i work constantly and only make about 17k a year

i want to die

>>37290883
go neet. I'm pretty sure you'll make more

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>>37289834
quit posting gay porn, faggot

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Literally no one cares about your gay/bi fantasies faggot, Leave nowwwww go to >>>/adv/

>>37289834
>IMMMMMM 18 AND I'M AN INSECURE VIRGIN
>NO ONE'S EVER EXPERIENCED THIS BEFORE EXCEPT MEEEEEEE

Fuck off fampai.