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>18 years old
>5'2 male (male)
I average about 10-15 laughs/short jokes a day. Even the teachers laugh at me. I know some people (especially short ones) sometimes grow even after 18 but I feel like the chance is too low. It's too late to take growth hormones now, right?
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You're fucked. You should start compensating for it with success and confidence.
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>>35031793
Are you white anon?
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>>35032168
yes
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Haha, there's no way guys can be older than 18 and still be a virgin.
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>>35031637
i'm turning 21 near the end of this year and i'm still a virgin
and a girl
is there something fundamentally fucked here or
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>>35031637
There's still hope bros
I didn't lose it until I was 22 but then I started doung steroids and learned style and now I'm pretty slutty. My count is 26-28 depending on what you count. >>35031756
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>>35032038
I'm also 5'6" with a 5" dick and my GF is 5'9" and QT
Protip: start out with chubbers for training
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Over the past few years, everything I used to love has disappeared. First, video games and movies stopped being entertaining. Then, literature and any kind of video. Now, my passion for music is fading. Even though the past few years have been shitty, music has always helped soften the blows and make the mediocre parts seem important.
Now, I don't know what to do. I tried making myself sad today but it wasn't comforting like it used to be, it didn't feel good in any way. I can't be happy either. I'm just stuck in a state of no-feeling like a literal robot, and I don't know why.
Do any of you have the same issue? Have any of you solved it? I started therapy but I know it's not working. I feel so lost.
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>>35030371
Make a thing. Make a video game. Make an album. Make a drawing. Make a thing that you made and you can say hey look I made a thing.
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>>35030371
Perhaps try something new? I dunno, work out? Go on night walks? Listen to audiobooks?
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>>35030371
After taking Paxil for a decade. It started doing this to me. When I'm off it I can feel Emotions, but withdraw is bad.
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Were women happier in the past? 2017-02-21 02:29:40 Post No.35029936
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Were women happier in the past?
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>Not pressured into one night stands
>Every woman could expect a husband and a family
>Could rely on kids looking after her as she grew old
>Nearly all women had fathers who loved them a lot
>Men were expected to commit
>No unrealistic porn standards
>Maternal qualities were respected
>Women who tried to break up marriages (homewreckers) were dealt with harshly
>Supportive extended families more common
>It was considered acceptable for women to be a bit childish - in other words their usual selves
Fembots, you are broken.
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Femanons.
FEMANONS!
READ THIS!
READ IT AND TELL ME YOU ARE HAPPY WITH THE STATE OF AFFAIRS OF 21ST CENTURY "GENDER RELATIONS"!
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Is this your idea of happiness? Constantly being compared to girls who look like this, who you know you can't compete with physically?
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>>35030117
She's so beautiful. I want to kill myself.
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>tfw you missed out on teenage sex
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>>35029932
>tfw I don't give a shit
Nothing is stopping you from having sex with 18/19 year olds in your 20s anyway.
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>>35029932
>13 at Summer camp
>Girl asks if I want to 'fool around'
>Think she means to slack off on our chores and other childish silliness
>Tell her that I'm busy rehearsing my lines for the camp play and don't have interest in fooling around.
>Realize what that meant years later.
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>>35029932
>tfw you missed out on adult sex too
such is life...
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>Be me
>Be horny, looking on OK Cupid.
>Have my profile set as heterosexual, but notice several feminine gay guys checking out my profile
>A couple of them message me, I ignore
>One asian girl messages me, looks like a girl, but has profile listed as guy
>Im confused, I message back, turns out hes a filipino trap, moved here from the phillipines recently for work
>Hes really flirty, and he looks hotter and more feminine than 90 percent of the posts in trap threads on /b/
>message back and forth for a couple weeks, one day he says we should hang out
>At this point I have a gf now, and I say Im straight, but he says "omg straight guys always think Im trying to fuck them, I just wanna hang out!", I feel bad and say okay sure, lets chill
>Meet this guy up, hes dressed in a womans coat and white jeans, with sunglasses, hair dyed blonde, looks like a girl.
>We just hang out at a bar, I have some beer, he has some cocktail or something, hanging out just talking about life and stuff.
>He says to come back to his place for food, hes a good cook. I say sure, I love filipino food.
Cont.
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No please stop here and go back to >>>/b/ >>35028307
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>>35028307
>Get back to his place, lives with roommates so he brings me to his room to hang out.
>Smells like girls perfume, really fucking with my mind, everything is telling me this is a girl but Ive already decided that Im NOT gonna fuck this dude, Im not gay.
>He sits on the edge of his bed, says "Sorry, I dont have any chairs yet for my desk."
>Im standing up, looking like a dork. "sit down on the bed! Why are you so shy haha."
>Sit down next to the guy.
>We continue talking, when suddenly he just leans in and starts kissing me.
>I instinctively pull back, Im just in shock. I just kissed a dude.
>"Come on, I know you want to fuck me." He starts rubbing my crotch.
>He leans in again, and starts kissing me more.
>Well, Im gay.
>Fuck it, I start kissing him back deep, and then I just start doing what I usually do with chicks. I run my hands up his shirt, feel nothing but flat. Start to push back against him.
>He lays down, Im on top, slide my hads down to his pants.
>...I feel a bulge.
>Start rubbing it. He starts moaning (He sounds like a chick too btw).
>He gets up, unzips my pants, and pulls out my dick.
>"Haha look how hard you are, I knew it. Dont worry, Im hotter than most girls." He says with a wink.
>Starts deep throating my cock hard, its so good. Legit the best blowjob Ive ever received.
>I start rubbing his crotch more, until he pulls my cock out of his mouth so that he can speak.
>"Take out my dick" he says
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>>35028332
No please fo back to >>>/b/
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>tfw fembots constantly say that size doesn't matter because dicklets have bullied them into pretending it isn't important
Search your heart fembots, you know big dicks feel better.
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ok fembots whats an acceptable peewee size
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>>35027841
7-8 is the best
9+ hurts
5-6 can be ok
-4 is bad
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Size matters, it just doesnt matter as much as you think. If you're 5x4.5 or bigger most women wont reject you for your dicksize alone. Any smaller than that and it does become a problem.
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why and how do you want to love mommy?
what will be your perfect vacation with mommy?
share your fantasies
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I do not understand why I have this fetish. I would never do incest because it's fucking gross, but copulating with an older and more tender woman that can guide me through my ignorance is, if you excuse me, rather fucking hot.
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>>35026355
I just like motherly qualities, not necessarily into ageplay and certainly not incest. I just like the idea of going grocery shopping with her or snuggling each other while doing crossword puzzles. Very affectionate and warm things I suppose.
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>>35026411
i understand m8. if i am not fucking her, then i want to always cuddle her, give her some sloppy kisses while rubbing her thighs, etc.
>>35026381
you need motherly care and love m8
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Does having 2000+ hours in any single video game mean you are compensating for something irl, or just being unsatisfied with your life so you turn to video games? Be it NEETdom, tfw no gf, etc?I have ~3400 hours in tf2, play to distract myself from tfw no gf
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>>35025336
What class do you main, op?
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>tfw ~2.3k hours in it
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Main soldier but sniper is a close second. You?
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Who /nightwalk/ heya?
Just got back from my somber nightly scout with not a soul in sight. Now I'm drinking my Rum to warm myself up.
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>>35024813
Damn is that oc, OP? This is verging on a /comf/ thread already
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>tfw it's too cold to nightwalk
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I used to drop acid and walk around the city at night. It seemed like an adventure every time, just taking a stroll and seeing all of this weird stuff. Colors and trails flashing around, the lights seeming so bright, etc. Cars seemed like fast moving tanks as they zoomed by. Had to stop doing it because I was afraid of getting mugged but still some awesome experiences.
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Why haven't you decided to become a girl yet?
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>>35019064
because i dont have a mental illness
fuck youj blox
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>>35019064
My sides /r9k/ is being raided so many threads up, but seriously I wont becuase I want to fuck a traps pussy (boipussy)
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>>35019064
i don't have the cash-ola
thanks for ruining my day again without actually helping me, bitch
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What is the most wojak personality? 2017-02-21 12:49:33 Post No.35018185
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What is the most wojak personality?
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ISTJ or INFP?
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these things are the next evolution of genders
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istj.
INFPs dont actually have bad lives.
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>>35018211
Fuck off back to plebbit or iFunny, you pleb
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tfw no gf (male) that's obsessed with dark souls
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Gwyndolin is cute as fuck
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Just want a girlfriend who will cosplay Giant Dad with me .
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>>35016351
>choosing dark souls and not demonsouls
What a fucking pleb
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How do I find a gf that wants sex/lewdness 3-10 times a day every day?
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>>35035847
more gifs of this girl?
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>>35035847
Overly sex hungry women are exhausting. You just feel that you'd like it because you're sex starved.
And if you're ever too tired to keep up she'll feel 200% justified in having sex with someone else.
t. experienced man
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>>35036020
>t. experienced man
more like t. low libido "man"
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I'm fucking doing it. 2017-02-21 08:02:14 Post No.35035608
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I decided this week will be life's last shot at redeeming itself. If this week passes, and no change comes at all in my life, I will be ending it next Monday. Just wanted to let you guys know, as I obviously can't let anyone in my life know.
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>>35035608
Change isn't going to happen from just sitting on your ass robot.
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Think I'll join you, mate.
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>>35035636
Oh, believe me, I'm fucking trying my hardest here.