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>>38043081
no if you stay here

>>38043090
I just want advice

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>>38043081
Stupid picture you /pol/ larper
You deserve to be alone if you believe in Fascist ideology
Especially if you're some ugly fat cunt that'd be sent to a camp rather than die for muh glory of der vaterland
>some stupid response about it just being a random picture
Dude, that's fucking dumb you'd use that image out of thousands you probably have

>everyone is a trap

>>38043093
>Anon is the only virgin left

>>38043011

> Fat people feast on anyone outside after dark.

>>38042967
they're all just for sex, anon

>>38042967

How do you trust someone you've never met before or don't really know?

Easy. Give them little tests.

What are you testing them for? Fucked if I know. Everyone has a checklist of stuff they want. For example: I'm attracted to women that would make a good mother for my kids, were we to have them, women who don't drink or do drugs regularily, Women who are kind to people when there's nothing to gain. So in my case, I:

>Learn about her circle of friends and what sort of stuff they do.
>Observe how she treats restaurant staff.
>Observe how she generally treats people around her.
>Give her a chance to lie about something small, and see if she does it.


That sort of thing.

>>38043111
>>Give her a chance to lie about something small, and see if she does it.

examples of this?

Is the joke that the Chad in the first video is literally picking up the girls? I don't care about getting random sluts, I just want someone to care about me and want to be with me. You aren't going to trick me into going to Japan because out of everyone I've ever seen who goes they don't talk to a single girl that isn't a cashier and then come back more depressed than when they left.

>>38043035
generally speaking I felt the most wanted by girls in Asian countries

not Japan though you need to know Japanese to get girls there, I mean in the Philippines, Cambodia, Thailand

That's when when I watch videos with white people in Japan. The Japanese seriously ignore the shit out of them.

any alcoholic anons here ? share your stories

Yes OP it's a bad thing to get addicted to anything

>>38042969
I once drank so much that i vomitted into my bed and woke up because of it

I almost died because of it but i learned from it so i make myself vomit everytime before I go to sleep

>>38042835
At least it's better than the pens sharing threads.

>>38042835
>"Oh shit I'm sorry"
and walk out

>>38042835

Freak the fuck out since there was some random girl in my shower. If she was supposed to be there, I would obviously smack that thick ass and fuck her.

>>38042763
thats a lie
how can a single person get 200 messeges a day? Isnt the limit of messeges one can receive, like 2 a week, if it is a holiday and you have a bill in the same week.

>>38042763

That's true, you FAGGOT. But just remember, that women receive these benefits because they are the more social gender and the cards just happened to be stacked in their favor. Nothing to get suicidal over. Faggot. Just be depressed about it for a while in your home, maybe vent about it a bit on 4chan, and then move on. Women are just spectators to a life that hands them what they want.

>>38042763
sounds fucking annoying

i feel sorry for mutilated robots
>your dick will never look like an old sponge
thank god

>>38042762
what the fuck is going on there?

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>Not having a ye olde cobblestone dick

>interning for 2 months
>work in a team with a qt
>tfw don't know how to approach her

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>>38042803

What kind of internship? Do you know if she's single?

how do i get a oxy script

the internet is full of so much projecting, holy shit.

yeah bro, everything you speculate is true, we have no chance to defend ourselves, you know each and every one of us.

10/10 thread.

>>38042734
It most likely has to do with some kind of trauma that happened as a child. Something traumatic happened that stunted their growth, so mentally, whether they realize it or not, they still identify as a child/teenager even if they're years older. So it doesn't feel unnatural/wrong to them to be attracted to someone underaged, because subconsciously they see themselves as equal.

small cute breasts and a tight tummy

>>38042726
>Hello babies. Help me to choose a tablet. Should I buy Samsung galaxy, ipad mini or Ipad pro? Why? Digits decide

IPad pro
Because you deserve it

You should buy 2 things - A time machine and a condom, the time machine to go back 9mnths before you were borned, and the condom as a gift for your daddy.

ipad pro of course, the rest is shit

get the pencil as well

>>38042577
A third bump. Maybe I'll go down tonight.

>>38042577
woah
orig

>>38042935
Where are the (You) ?

>>38042563
>a sound store
I've never heard music and electronics shops called this before.

>>38042654
probably because you only "communicate" with autists

>>38042563
A "sound store" sounds like something apple would try and pull but would quietly discontinue it after a few years.

>>38042561
I only have xbox... :/

>>38043080
I'm holding off for the xbox one x before I get one. I do have the original xbox.

>>38042561
What do you like to play on PS4? I am reallyinto Nioh right now

Wow, it's really that easy; it works every time.

The lack of hair on that bit under the lower lip is really pissing me off

>>38042541
>just get a haircut and some new clothes bro