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>put too much cayenne pepper in my rice this time

I JUST WANTED TO OFFSET THE TURMERIC
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>>38043124
>trying to offset tumeric

you have autism, anon
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When your eating food from some one else and they PUT FUCKING SPICES ON MY FOOD
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>>38043124
why did you think that would work? why did you even add turmeric in the first place?

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Holy fucking shit, shut the fuck up you pathetic, desperate piece of human trash.
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i love fembots though
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I'd rather get a bf than gf desu
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I'd rather get a gf than bf desu

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I'm 18 a bit on the chubby side and i guess a 4.5/10.

I want to experience young love and want a girl who likes to play vidya and cuddle in the night.

Is it possible and where do i find these type of girls.
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>>38043081
no if you stay here
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>>38043090
I just want advice
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>>38043081
Stupid picture you /pol/ larper
You deserve to be alone if you believe in Fascist ideology
Especially if you're some ugly fat cunt that'd be sent to a camp rather than die for muh glory of der vaterland
>some stupid response about it just being a random picture
Dude, that's fucking dumb you'd use that image out of thousands you probably have

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> The setting is based on the terraformed moon of a gas giant tens of thousands of light years away from sol.
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>everyone is a trap
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>>38043093
>Anon is the only virgin left
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>>38043011

> Fat people feast on anyone outside after dark.

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I started lifting about 5 momths, 6 days a week.
I noticed i've been getting female attention and some of them have actually been texting me.

So, how do i know which ones are just for sex and which ones i can actually have a relationship with???
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>>38042967
they're all just for sex, anon
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>>38042967

How do you trust someone you've never met before or don't really know?

Easy. Give them little tests.

What are you testing them for? Fucked if I know. Everyone has a checklist of stuff they want. For example: I'm attracted to women that would make a good mother for my kids, were we to have them, women who don't drink or do drugs regularily, Women who are kind to people when there's nothing to gain. So in my case, I:

>Learn about her circle of friends and what sort of stuff they do.
>Observe how she treats restaurant staff.
>Observe how she generally treats people around her.
>Give her a chance to lie about something small, and see if she does it.


That sort of thing.
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>>38043111
>>Give her a chance to lie about something small, and see if she does it.

examples of this?

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LITERALLY just be average looking white guy and you can EASILY pick up top asian qts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7mwEe1PrmA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOhJPozBJB4
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Is the joke that the Chad in the first video is literally picking up the girls? I don't care about getting random sluts, I just want someone to care about me and want to be with me. You aren't going to trick me into going to Japan because out of everyone I've ever seen who goes they don't talk to a single girl that isn't a cashier and then come back more depressed than when they left.
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>>38043035
generally speaking I felt the most wanted by girls in Asian countries

not Japan though you need to know Japanese to get girls there, I mean in the Philippines, Cambodia, Thailand
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That's when when I watch videos with white people in Japan. The Japanese seriously ignore the shit out of them.

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I love to drink alone because it makes me think about things more and it helps me feel a bit of emotion but my family notices that i might be addicted to it and they hate when i drink alot. When i don't drink i just feel a sense of a sad mundane existence what should i do ?
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any alcoholic anons here ? share your stories
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Yes OP it's a bad thing to get addicted to anything
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>>38042969
I once drank so much that i vomitted into my bed and woke up because of it

I almost died because of it but i learned from it so i make myself vomit everytime before I go to sleep

>Go into shower

>See this

what do you do?
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>>38042835
At least it's better than the pens sharing threads.
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>>38042835
>"Oh shit I'm sorry"
and walk out
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>>38042835

Freak the fuck out since there was some random girl in my shower. If she was supposed to be there, I would obviously smack that thick ass and fuck her.

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>Stacy gave me her phone because she says her 3G is down and she hasn't been online for like 24 hours
>I fix her internet
>her phone almost starts burning from all the received messages

In case you wondered, females get like 200 messages a day. It's crazy.
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>>38042763
thats a lie
how can a single person get 200 messeges a day? Isnt the limit of messeges one can receive, like 2 a week, if it is a holiday and you have a bill in the same week.
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>>38042763

That's true, you FAGGOT. But just remember, that women receive these benefits because they are the more social gender and the cards just happened to be stacked in their favor. Nothing to get suicidal over. Faggot. Just be depressed about it for a while in your home, maybe vent about it a bit on 4chan, and then move on. Women are just spectators to a life that hands them what they want.
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>>38042763
sounds fucking annoying

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Would any hooker suck this without making me wear a condom?
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i feel sorry for mutilated robots
>your dick will never look like an old sponge
thank god
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>>38042762
what the fuck is going on there?
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Different lighting.

>Not having a ye olde cobblestone dick

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Let's have a chat.

What's on your mind, /r9k/?
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>interning for 2 months
>work in a team with a qt
>tfw don't know how to approach her
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>>38042803

What kind of internship? Do you know if she's single?
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how do i get a oxy script

Why is it that most of you want a girl who is under 18?

Is it because you don't want someone who can think for themselves? Do you want someone easy to manipulate and brainwash so you can feel like you have power and control?

All pedophiles should kill themselves.
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the internet is full of so much projecting, holy shit.

yeah bro, everything you speculate is true, we have no chance to defend ourselves, you know each and every one of us.

10/10 thread.
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>>38042734
It most likely has to do with some kind of trauma that happened as a child. Something traumatic happened that stunted their growth, so mentally, whether they realize it or not, they still identify as a child/teenager even if they're years older. So it doesn't feel unnatural/wrong to them to be attracted to someone underaged, because subconsciously they see themselves as equal.
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small cute breasts and a tight tummy

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Hello babies. Help me to choose a tablet. Should I buy Samsung galaxy, ipad mini or Ipad pro? Why? Digits decide
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>>38042726
>Hello babies. Help me to choose a tablet. Should I buy Samsung galaxy, ipad mini or Ipad pro? Why? Digits decide

IPad pro
Because you deserve it
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You should buy 2 things - A time machine and a condom, the time machine to go back 9mnths before you were borned, and the condom as a gift for your daddy.
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ipad pro of course, the rest is shit

get the pencil as well

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Just tested my deschloroketamine, a second bump up my nose.
Vaping some 5f-adb too. I don't aim for the hole tonight, but maybe it'll happens.

So robots, what drug will you do tonight ? Also drugs general.
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>>38042577
A third bump. Maybe I'll go down tonight.
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>>38042577
woah
orig
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>>38042935
Where are the (You) ?

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tfw going into a sound store and listening to hd800's with the hdva600

was there for over an hour - shame it costs about 3.5k usa if you was to buy them but they didn't sound to good for electrioic music/hiphop when I tested them, mostly listened to jimi hendrix and mac fleetwood
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>>38042563
>a sound store
I've never heard music and electronics shops called this before.
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>>38042654
probably because you only "communicate" with autists
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>>38042563
A "sound store" sounds like something apple would try and pull but would quietly discontinue it after a few years.


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