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To robots who don't have a license 2017-02-03 01:44:58 Post No.34598564
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2017-02-03 01:44:58
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Even pic related has one. What's your excuse?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDhVIQWgF_U
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>>34598564
I don't have a car and I don't have money for a car. So why should I waste my money on something useless to me?
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>>34598564
I'm terrified of driving. That shit sends my heartrate into the stratosphere. 23 and I still don't have my license, probably never will.
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>>34598611
>I'm terrified of driving.
You really shouldn't be. Some AAA video games are harder than driving. However, there is the occasional QTE and there is no retries if you fuck up.
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Study on Average Penis Size 2017-02-03 01:39:12 Post No.34598472
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Study on Average Penis Size
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2017-02-03 01:39:12
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http://www.ecanadanow.com/uk-study-concludes-most-men-need-not-fret-over-the-size-of-their-winkies/
So just how much of a lie is this? I've never heard anyone on here admit to having a penis below 4.5" of girth.
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>>34598472
>UK study
>Canada
LITTLE WHITE DICKS
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Well, most men round up. That's why so many, apparently, have 7 inch dicks. I'm sure there are some who are even 6.25, and still say 7.
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my dick is ~4.5 inches long and when I wake up in the morning or I'm right about to ejaculate I'd say its a full 5 inches.
they're dicks, man. who gives a shit? You need to be worth more individually and worth more to women than just DICK.
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I bet this really makes you kissless virgins think.
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>>34598468
wow...................so this is the power of women.............................................damn................................really made me think
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>>34598468
man i really get disgusted about a natural body function. you got me dude
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They both turn me on, tbqh.
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>steam friend says he likes me more than just a friend
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What, like best friends?
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>steam friend is a fucking faggot
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>>34598508
>Gay anime poster thread
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Why doesn't anyone respect me.
I'm either someone to fuck with when you're bored or someone to look at and feel better about themselves. And under all of that disrespect lies nothing but hatred -- people are always talking badly about me even when I'm close by. I've grown tired of telling them to fuck off and mind their business, nobody listens. They all just laugh at me.
Why do people hate me so much? I'm just trying to live my life here.
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>>34598438
just stop interacting with people altogether
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>>34598438
Everyone hates everyone. Isolate yourself and live in peace.
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>tfw no bf to watch anime with (male)
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>>34598403
Are u a girl though
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>tfw no bf (male) to cuddle with at night
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>>34598403
>tfw no rope (nylon) to hang myself with
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Why the fuck does shit like this happen? 2017-02-03 01:33:57 Post No.34598383
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Why the fuck does shit like this happen?
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2017-02-03 01:33:57
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I go into my dorm and it looks like my roommate isnt there. He's fucking 200+ pounds, so I wouldn't be able miss him.
I start fapping and talking to myself. Afterwards I notice a small bundle on his bed. Apparently that's him. This 200 pound mother fucker is tucked on a little spot on his bed smaller than me. WHAT THE FUCK GODFUCKING DAMMIT THIS IS EMBARRASING. WHAT THE FUCK KILL ME. Why couldn't he just sleep stretched out like a regular fucking person. Holy shit. I even took one of his sodas and he was right there the whole time. DAMMIT.
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How do I apologize?
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Somebody fucking give me advice before I kill myself.
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Suck his dick to make up for it
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i dont want to be a wagie 2017-02-03 01:29:33 Post No.34598303
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i dont want to be a wagie
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how could i adopt the neet lifestyle?im only 16, im not autistic, or have any mental disorders, so i dont think i could get free gibsmedats. also my parents wouldnt want to support me in their house while i dont do shit. i just really dont want to work when im older. so am i just destined to be a wageslave cuck, /r9k/?
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You've been ruined by this board and you're not even 18 yet. I recommend suicide. Better luck next time, champ.
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>>34598303
It's funny that the NEET in that image is depicted as being handsome and intelligent, when in all likelihood, they are fat, ugly. The NEET Is also depicted as being intelligent and well-spoken, when in reality, they are generally very rude, vindictive and nonsensical. Also, when NEETS talk about improving themselves, reading, learning an instrument, exercising and what not, they are actually referring to spending twelve hours a day on their computer making fun of people that actually work.
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>>34598358
It's okay wagie, you're safe now. Show me on the doll where the NEET touched you.
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I'm so excited for our date anon, how often do you go out with women?
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>>34598299
I was under the impression you were a boy.
..I have to go
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>>34598299
About as often as they suck my dick.
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We're already on our date. You mean you're excited for our second date?
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Why does the universe exist?
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it's an elaborate mmo/rts that interdimensional beings play for kicks
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>>34598218
Why wouldn't the universe exist?
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>>34598218
If there wasn't a universe, why would no universe exist?
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Names to use in class
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Thelegend27
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>>34598147
Johnathon is a good one
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>>34598147
this site is for individuals above the age of 18, Im going to have to ask you to leave
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Alright. I've finally crossed the line and fapped to traps.
How fucked am I?
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give it more time and it'll be cute boys instead
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>>34598141
not as fucked as that trap
bruh
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>>34598141
it literally means fucking nothing and nobody cares, have fun with your new fetish
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>tfw KEK magic can't even help you fix things with your oneitis
It's hopeless, it's never going to happen. I will still think of her because of my stupid brain. How do fix this?
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What happened, anon?reeeeee
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>tfw its been 9 years
>still crosses my mind occasionally
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>>34598553
she stood me up, started ignoring me, so I got vodka drunk and took a bunch of benzos and ridiculed her for getting raped and how i wanted to bang her through messages
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Where were you when God decided to prove his existence?
And do you have a twitter?
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No pls... It's too much... BRADY CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT...
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> implying this will actually happen
> implying i want roastie degenerate whores touching my peepee
fuck off OP you're nothing but a pathetic, failed normie
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It's not gonna happen. At best, they'll upload an "amateur" video to pornhub a la Cameron Canela.
No, I don't use normalfaggot media.
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>search for meaning in life
>there is none
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it's time to embrace absurdism my man
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>>34598078
It's time to follow nihilist arby's on twiter
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The only wrong answer to life is suicide