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Alky Thread

>went to the liquor store today
>fairly young looking guy
>don't get ID'd because guy says
>"you're a regular"
>"regular" status unlocked

Nice.

Is Thursday, basically the end of the week, what are you guys drinking tonight?

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nothing about life is even remotely good

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God I hate my roomate

>wake up at 8am
>hungry
>open door
>hear roommate and his girlfriend in kitchen laughing
>close door
>go back to bed
>lay there with eyes closed for 2 hours
>10am
>hungryer
>open door
>don't hear anyone
>go downstairs to kitchen
>pots and pans everywhere
>game of jenga piled up in the sink
>oven tray is dirty
>roommate never cleans up after himself
>me no want dirty tendies
>start cleaning it
>finish and get tendies out of freezer
>hear front door open
>roommate and gf are back
>"hey anon, you finished using the oven?"
>"uhhh ye i already ate y-you guys can use it"
>he looks annoyed
>"anon the oven tray is very dirty, you should clean up after yourself"
>"s-sorry i j-just-"
>"whatever bro, just try to be more considerate in future"
>he looks at his gf
>she winks at him
>"ok babe lets go upstairs while anon cleans the kitchen so that we can eat"
>she giggles

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>wear a tanktop for the first time this year to show off my gains
>fully expect at least a few girls to compliment me
>no girls compliment me, though some to say I look "exposed"
>get compliments from a handful of guys, with several squeezing me

What the fuck, /fit/ lied to me

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>tfw no millennial bf

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kids are fucking cruel, brobots

>be in grocery
>mind your shit
>wtf someone is hugging my arm
>look and see little girl
>she looks up to me, apologizes and says that she mistook me for her dad who was nearby, because I'm similarily clothed and FAT LIKE HIM

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I'm fucking tired of being a fucking 5'6/1.68 m manlet, there must be a solution to this problem, hormones, exercise, diet, anything. Just give me something that will make me taller, please help me.

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Lol

>my dad started a new job
>came home and was telling me about it
>he's taking over someones position and he's currently training him before he leaves
>the whole story my dad calls him the chad
>I'm lmfao'ing
>dad is like what's so funny?
>tell him chad is a stupid internet thing
>he accidentally name drops 4 chan
>we both freeze for a second
>continue talking about his new job like nothing happened

Wtf. He's 50 yrs old and I know he uses internet a lot but anytime I peak its news sites and click bait shit.... WTF I DONT KNOW GOW TO FEEL ABOUT THIS MY DAD LITERALLY SAID "yeah we used to call jocks and rich boys chad in my day, its funny ppl on Facebook and 4 cha... Comedy sites still use it"

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hey anon, why aren't you taking a relaxing bath tonight?

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>just got matched with a roommate for my freshman year of college
>he's a super cute asian boy
what do I dooooo what if he hates me and thinks I smell weird I'm so scared
HELP

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>there are robots who will die this year through their own accord

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Well robots I did it
I nutted up and called her, my highschool oneitis
It was incredible for so many reasons:
>she answered and even though she felt freaked out, she stayed on the line with me
>we talked and using the power of Normie grass (marijuana) I was able to be honest with her
>1:29:34 conversation
>while at first she was being self help as fuck and almost implying I had issues she wasn't wrong
>I was quickly able to steer the conversation in a positive light and make it about her life
>even though we'll never be together I am more than happy to accept her back into my life, as she said, she will always answer me
>I'll soldier on as her friend with no ulterior motives or caveats
>by the end we were talking like two old chums and laughing
>planning on continuing our friendship with a text message or another call sometime but don't know when, gotta keep it somewhat infrequent because I can't risk getting close enough to be hurt

Fuck you, robots. My journey towards cyborg 2.0 continues now that I'm back on my feet.


>ITT: Pls validate my sad life

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Alcohols sucks!
anti-histamines like Diphenhydramine are much better to knock you out and to numb the emotional pain. you'll pass out much faster and rest in peace.
> x10 times cheaper
> no wetting the bed after passing out
>no dehydration
>no acid reflux
>100% loss of bad feelings
>simulates being drunk before passing out
fuck normies and their retarded alcohol.

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Does anyone else get strangely sad when you see pictures of cities or other areas during twilight? Or even going outside and seeing it for yourself

It gives me an extreme feeling of melancholy, because it feels like during the twilight hour, that is when we are most alive and when people are most emotionally open, the time when secrets may reveal themselves. It's sad seeing young people out on the town during twilight, I never got to experience those things. I remember I was once on a beach boardwalk during the magic hour, and seeing everyone else walk about. I was appreciative of the moment but it's also a profound loneliness.

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OK anon, touch it before the waiter comes back