>tfw made almost $6000 over the weekend
it's the little things in life that keep me going
>>37945195
doing what
patkenheide calle
>>37945260
>gibbing away my secrets
buying crypto?
So, my chad roomates just had a bunch of Stacies last night and got drunk as fuck while I was trying to sleep with earplugs on. Today I decided to get obliterated drunk so I slipped a bunch of shots at work, got home and of course they're all out partying again. Anyway I drank all of my booze and wanted more so I went snooping to the living room seeing what I could salvage, I managed to drink a few disgusting warm half-drunk beers, the last one however did not taste like alcohol at all. Rather it tasted like warm tangy water, and I'm afraid I probably drank somebody's piss can. I've already thrown up twice and I feel sick like a nigger.
So, how's everybody's Saturday night going?
Bump before I an hero
>>37945169
got home piss loaded drug, all I got to say is don't off yourself until the very end,
alcohol turns me into a normie, its the only time i actually want to socialize
Every post we make may be read in 2000 years from the people of the future to study our way of life and our culture. Let this thread here be a message to our descendants.
>our descendants
don't we need to have sex for that?
>>37945159
>our descendants
>>37945159
I hope I'm speaking to a bunch of space fairing super intelligent baboons. I want humanity to go extinct
Why are people from small town always so fucking weird?
Just really weird, antisocial... I don't know, I can't really explain it...
You don't get their sense of humor and vice versa
we don't need a big circle of friends to feel fulfilled so we can afford to be weird
>>37945152
I moved from a state capitol to a small beach town and I've noticed this too. I don't think of it as weird, I just think they're more honest with themselves. Being distanced from the standards of society so they let their freak flag fly.
A bunch of people have told me I'm awkward. But I'm not aware enough to feel awkward/cringe at myself but now that people have told me, I don't want to burden them with my presence so Ive distanced myself from personal relationships which has left me with 0 friends and a family that thinks I'm dead weight. Is there any hope for me?
>>37945148
4chan has spoken I'll go kms now. Original loner
friends asked me if i was autistic i just made it a joke and said im a little bit acoustic and it worked
>>37945148
You probably need better friends. Also, I have hope. I bet in 10 years you won't ever remember what a robot is. Be patient anon. No one can be stuck in the same place for ever, right? RIGHT?
>don't have a smartphone
>don't drive
>live with mom
>balding
>fat
>didn't take care of my teeth so they look funky
>have no social activities that make me leave my house besides work
that's why i'm still a virgin
why are you a virgin?
>>37945126
lol i'm not even a virgin. i just come here to hang out and post.
>watched anime once
>don't have a job
>don't like social activities even if im invited to one
>boring
>visibly awkward and anxious in public
>uninteresting personality
>low social capital
>prefer 2D anyway
What is with American's obsession with black people? I was pretty much an incel in the UK until I took a trip to the US with one of my mates. All these girls were coming up to ME and initiating conversations, it felt surreal. Ended up losing my virginity this petite blond babe with a fat ass. Will be visiting again shortly
>>37945063
Black people are just generally pretty good looking.
>>37945063
Probably more to do with rampant Anglophilia than blackness.
you shouldve picked another country than england to make your bait thread. england is literally white girls race mixing: the country
ITT: talk to someone in your region of geography AND region of autism spectrum!
>what state do you live in?
>do you like it?
>do you want to move?
>are you going to?
>how goes the gf hunt?
also, join the official northeast r9k discord!
gg/HbjGenf
>inb4 /soc/
normies are severly discouraged, if not banned.
refer to pic related for people who are not welcome in this thread or the discord server. please advise, they will be banned instantly without warning.
Why are these always posted at 3pm? Who is even up then, or is it a NEET discord?
>>37945021
NYC reporting in. Tinder here is almost as redic as rent.
>northeast
>robots
most normie part of the country after the west coast.
where would your profession be on this graph robots?
engineer, maybe slightly above programmer
>>37945015
going for teacher but will probably end up near musician because of untreated mental illness
>>37945015
Programmers can make 200k in their 20s without degrees. Lawyers aren't anywhere near that until their late 40s. Law is seriously overrated
Happy Eid, robots! Hug your family and wish them a nice holiday and give your little siblings some money for candy and a toy. ^.^
Blow yourself up you dirty shitskin get out
>tfw too poor to celebrate eid
>can't even go to the eid prayers because I have to wagecuck
>>37944958
>Happy Eid, robots! Hug your family and wish them a nice holiday and give your little siblings some money for candy and a toy. ^.^
I am the little sibling
how do I implicitly tell my older brother to give me money for candy and toy
>how tall are you and what shoe size do you wear
I'll start
>5'11
>11-12
Although I recently measured my feet and they came out to 10 inches which equals a size 8...so IDK what to think
>>37944935
5"8
size 10 US
>6'2"
> size 11 u.s.
I need to buy some new shoes while I think about it, my usual pair are falling apart
6'
size like 9.5 lmao kill me
It's midnight. That means I'm 21 years old now. I won't try alcohol, but I'll get some soda. I just get depressed on birthdays lately, and I don't want to be alone tonight.
"Landslide" by Fleetwood Mac as a good song.
Booze isn't that great anyways. Don't fall for the meme alcoholics will tell you; misery loves company
Happy Birthday, gaylord. Have some tendies on me
>>37944891
>Fleetwood Mac after Peter Greene left
Kill yourself and have a happy birthday.
why are the people on imgur so mad at this pic?
why are they so mad?
why are they so mad though?
for normies, everything that can be interpreted as racism is racism to them. And if they think something's racist they chimp out.
- God hates us.
- God left us.
- God is dead.
- There is no God.
Which is it? There are wrong answers.
>>37944734
how about this one:
>god is not all powerful, all knowing, all seeing
>>37944734
>not realizing that any intervention on your behalf would fundamentally strip you of any free will you might once have had, thus ensuring your time on Earth will have taught you nothing
>>37944734
>God hates us
>God left
>God moved on with his life
>He's doing something else now
>He doesn't love us anymore and probably never really did
Why does shia hate us so much?
>>37944638
he is a faggot for real, and he hates us because we talk shit about jews.
>>37944638
cuz /pol/ fucked with his livestream a couple times and got him arrested.
>got him arrested
well, shit