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Chad - yes
That gangly brown guy grabbing her - no.

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>>36566050
No, I learned it in the hard way

>>36566050
No, they increase the likelihood of "it" but they aren't asking for it

If I leave my door unlocked, i'm increasing the likelihood of being robbed but you still get charged with fucking theft if you steal shit from me

>>36566045
Who is she?
Pls respond

>>36566045
I do but they only want young Chad cock like every other woman

Because I'm straight and want a Daddy

>>36565976
Hope you die at an intersection because you didn't stop at a stop sign. It would be your fault and not the driver's since you failed to obey the laws of the road

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>>36565976
i am a failed normie but that won't stop me from using the massive steel accessory i attached to the front of my big normie truck to run you down and then claim it was an accident you smug motherfucker

this is war

>>36566048
Ragie wagie never gets a breaky

>>36565935

you'll be pozzled by hiv soon enough.

>>36565963
HIV is just a meme, bro

>>36565971

dying from a cold is a meme bro

>>36565910
Every average Joe thinks that way. You're not special, you're nothing.

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Don't be special. My senior project is a machine which can destroy cholesterol plaque in the artery, and I've contributed nearly 100 hours while my projectmates have contributed less than 20. Saving millions of lives for cheap, pleasing PhDs, graduating, none of this motivates those normie fuckers who have everything in life already.

>>36565910
>too smart to be joe average

Do people here honestly believe this?

maybe you have a personality disorder on top of being depressed

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>>36565887
>professional
>"You're not depressed, you're just a lazy and unpleasant person, fuck off"

No professional would ever tell you such things. Chill out and get some help, it's better then keeping everything inside.

>>36565915

Even then, I'm still afraid of them telling me "You don't have that either, you're just an egotistical coward, fuck off"

Women are inherently jealous of other women, thats the problem.

you need to fuck them hard every day otherwise the stupid takes over their brain

>>36565789
this is accurate

they need dick to shut them the fuck up.

>>36565786
that's the only way I've ever gotten friends

>>36566109
They aren't your friends. Just be alone.

If you didnt call her out on her BS then you are just as two-faced

>>36565775
I think there's a higher chance I could have established an actual personal relationship with someone if we were redditors
Even though 4chan can be mindfucky and depressive it is still a source of redpills (sometimes) that reddit cannot provide so I still think my experiences have been valuable. But I probably went overboard, there were some good moments for me to detach from this website where I chose not to.

I think the net effect has probably been negative, but I don't think reddit would have been an any better use of my time.

I think I ended up on 4chan because I was already fucked up in real life. It was kind of a natural progression.
Still I would say the effect has mostly been negative.

>Implying any straight man here won't suck the shit out of those nipples

I swear that's how you guys are turning into fags

Yes. Brown dicks.

Stretched out cunt lips

How is that different from "It's another 'robot glorifying a mental illness which he doesn't even have' episode"?

>>36565815
>How is that different from "It's another 'robot glorifying a mental illness which he doesn't even have' episode"?
You're right. Most of robots are in love with depression when they actually are lazy and unmotivated.

>>36565815
Robots actually have severe anxiety, depression, and issues that eat up their lives
Normalfags show 1 or 2 symptoms even though they can function and claim to have it like it's a badge of honor

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>>36565643
why dont you do whatever you did to aquire an "ex" in the first place again and get another gf, Norman?

>>36565664
Not OP, but the girl literally used me to get over her ex. Then left me for Chad when she finally got over her ex and found me boring.

It's the worst feeling ever. Like she didn't even consider me as a human being, I was just a tool for her to use and discard. I was never her first choice, never considered someone worthy.

>>36565664
Can't just replace someone even if you try

>>36565562
home run inn

It's not delivery, it's digiornio

Amy's roasted vegetable pizza.

>guys

Sapiosexual females are lesbians

>>36565559
>nerdy

Yep, pic related fits the bill. I bet he also has social anxiety and mumbles to Stacy

chad with glasses
now fuck off

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>Still playing online games at all

Single player was,is,and still is the superior gaming format

What online games and how are people being mean to you?

>>36565522
Play kinder games.