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>>39418148
I'm a lesbian and that almost straightened me out.

>>39418148
omg so hott <3
I would def let go of my practice fuckbuddy for him. Then maybe I wouldn't be such a fembot anymore ;)

>>39418978
>>39419006
you're both disgusting

>>39418095
I feel for you son. Life sucks when everyone around you thinks you're crazy. I've never had any real friends. I don't know why I don't off myself already

I have never made online friends.

I can't even be sociable over the internet.

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FUCK I'M LISTENING TO THEM AND THEY JUST SAID THAT THE NEW GUY IS GONNA START MAINING A GUY THAT I PLAY SOMETIMES FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

Hi Fate, how are you feeling?

Anyways, will I be able to buckle down and do all of the work I need to do to not be totally fucked, over this next year?

Will she stop loving me like she's afraid I'll do to her?

Will I stop feeling so hollow and anxious about stuff?

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I feel like I am destined to be alone forever. Am I correct?

Will I achieve my goals in life?
Will I achieve at least some of them?

I'm an engineer. I don't like it.

Should I become an electrician or an electrical engineer? Neither? I hear both get shit on

>>39417856
in my experience working alongside them, electricians are lazy cunts that cut corners but they seem to earn a lot, you have to go through alot more effort than other trades cause you work with live cables.

No way fag
origin

>>39417729

Red fucking flag, right there.
Why would a girl like that be interested in me? Guaranteed her stacey friends are giggling in the corner, its happened before.

>>39417729
Cum in my pants. Then sob quietly

Right now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsA84bXrBZw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgSE1tmpVGU

It's quite comfy.

>>39417462
AND I COULD BE A PRETTY GIRL, ILL WEAR A SKIRT FOR YOU

why can't I find girls like clairo

>>39417389

Link emails famalam

>>39417435
Can't. The leaker gave them to a youtuber and I'm afraid I'll get banned for advertising if I post. They're purely in video form. Just google it.

>>39417489
Here are the new links from Our Elliot.
https://youtu.be/bdiAzuug9Y0
https://youtu.be/He4BMLftkLI
Part 1 is just an introduction.

Well, despite what this board may make you think, real life people aren't usually attracted to trannies.

>>39417404
fpbp
this desu
oregamidesu

>>39417404
>>39417413
I'm not a tranny you nerds.

newfag here can somebody explain this meme(?) to me?

fell asleep and missed 4 threads wew

hungry as fuck haven't eaten in 24 hours but dads still awake and in the kitchen, hurry up and go to sleep reeee

90% Sure I know the answer to this but im pissed so ill ask anyways. theres this shy girl who just came in my workplace, i've talked to her a few times and she seems pretty nice, asked her what she studies etc. turns out she studies politics and is pretty interested in it, pretty much all she said about it. Anyway would it be a bad idea to try and strike up a conversation about politics with her or nah.

ah yes the thing that was awkward is she is a Romanian immigrant so i doubt shes very right leaning. I can moderate my political stances for light talk but is this just a generally bad thing to talk about even if she studies it

>have maladaptive daydreaming
>must deal with the fact that none of it will ever be real
It's like being a fucking alien in human form, I don't fit at all.

>>39417285
I have a whole imaginary world. Just daydream about being a totally different person living in a different city.

>>39417904
I have many different ones. I just wish i was someone else, anyone else. I just want to be good.

>>39417206
Well consider me gone then

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>>39417206
At least my mind is going places because I'm just stuck here.

I'm at the point where I have full conversations in my head with people I know aren't there.
I'm far gone.

pretty shit

but still too pussy to try blowing my brain out

im here because sometines yous feel like conversation

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I 69
People call newfag
To fuck bitches and get money

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>>39417106
Are you serious? You are 69? Browsing r9k? You were born in 1948 for fuck sakes.

>>39416964
Both have a high rate of occurrence with autistic individuals.

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>>39416964
Don't forget also
>unsuccessful
>depressed
>Homosexual tendencies

>>39416964
>explain this correlation
They aren't bluepilled normies.

First time:
I was 15, hanging out with classmates after or before gym class in the school yard, I start bragging about being confident with girls (a lie), that I could talk them up if I wanted to, bla bla bla. I tell them to go and be my wingmen and ask some girl if they wanted to kiss with me, putting on le confident guy facade. They go and talk to a group of girls, one of them agrees. I was nervous as fuck since I didn't think they'd actually do it and I didn't know how to act, so I just awkwardly kissed her for like 15 seconds and walked away just like that toward my classmates. I was so embarrassed and I couldn't believe it, it had happened. Never even knew her name and I don't remember what she looked like. Still cringe at it.

Second time:
Sixteen, I think. Girl from another class somehow found me attractive. Friends encouraged me to talk to her after school and go with her to a nearby square. I ask her -"w-wanna go hang out at the square?". Didn't wanna seem desperate so I talked to her for 30 minutes about how I went bowling with the guys. Eventually I nervously ask her "how about a make out?" (similar expression in Spanish actually). My friend, who told me about this girl, later told me she had found me boring for that long bowling talk and that she said I'm a bad kisser. I texted telling her I could do it better next time, she didn't reply. Cringe even more about this.

>>39416865
Nigger nobody gives a shit. Fuck off.

My favorite rp image is that one of the white trash girl asking you to smoke weed

I'm not getting /fringe/ enough and I miss someone that I shouldn't be missing. Trying not to lose sight but sometimes its kinda hard

>>39416835
Who do you miss anon? Why shouldn't you be missing them?

>>39416758
This makes me mad it has been in multiple threads and I have a small dick so fuck my life.

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1iKbhd6fAb6