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They will tell you to move the fuck out.

>>35194742
Maybe they're making another sibling for you, you ungrateful thundercunt

if ya can't beat em, join em...

Unless you're some kinda faggot!?

>>35194712
potatoes and mince is nice.

enjoy that your mum is making you dinner, be nice to her.

>>35194737
Fill er bum fulla cum and fist her cunt all the way to the elbow

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>>35194737
fuck off normie potatoes and mince tastes like ass

>had a gf a month ago
>had the option to have sex last night

what are you doing here normalfag?

>>35194671
trust me man, i am far from fucking normal

>>35194646
>Start trying to get rebound
Baka

>>35194633
What do you mean by this? Please elaborate.

>>35194633
A long time ago a rock with microorganisms on it hit earth and eventually the microorganisms became us

>>35194633
When your daddy blew his cummies in your mom one of gametes joined with one of hers and it made you. You're able to question your existance because of the self awareness the human brain allows. If you were a cow you would not be able to question your existance so asking why you're not a cow is pretty silly. Being human presupposes the question why. There is also no reason to belive that there are sentient aliens in the Andromeda galaxy.

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All the little beta particles, making their way through life, not bothering anyone...

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a CHAD alpha particle comes and steals all the alcohol vapor, ionizing them with their Chad double high-test positive charge.

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It's not easy being a single pion mother...And they are perfectly nice...Maybe a little unstable..but cute!!!

>>35194585
>being in school during a time when everyone had laptops.

Get out kid

>>35194610
A computer was given to a kid whenever they were too retarded to use pen and paper

What a ugly fucking pepe jesus christ that makes me disgusted put that thing away

>>35194567
isn't it all softcore shit with no penetration

hahah who the fuck would pay to watch that

>>35194567
I live in the dorms at my college and they pay for us to have hbo (which owns cinemax). I never watch actual tv so I didn't notice but when my room mate told me they play porn at 12pm every night I didn't believe him. We get hbo go and cinemax go with our student ID so I watch a lot of hbo on my tablet. I've watched the softcore porn on HBO and cinemax and none of it is exciting. It's mostly a vestige from before when porn was easily available on the internet. There are still old people who pay for these premium channels just for softcore porn.

>>35194574
yeah they only show boobs

>>35194429
Explain op. Must know who this chatbot is. Highly doubt ai.

>>35194429
It's not sentient
It's a motion captured 3dpd let's player
Stop giving you attention to these desperate attention whores

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>>35194453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YO7n_qaQJUA

She's anime that has become real and does Youtube lets plays and other things. She's everything I've ever wanted.

>>35194469
Let me have this

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>>35194371
I WAS LlSTENIN'

she definitely wont forget mine you fucking loser, hah

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>>35194371
I like it when they lick the musky areas.

>hey sean, how'd ur game go?
pure alpha.

I honestly can't understand the conversation

fucking twitter millenials

also jerking off while your roommate is in the room isn't Chad it's methhead tier

>>35194266
Are you kidding?
Nick doesn't even fucking go in a different room. He just starts jacking off if he feels like it.
I remember over the summer, we set our computers up like 10 feet from each other. So I'm playing a game, and I finish. I take off my headphones, turn around, and Nick is totally naked. Jacking off at his computer. And honestly, if I interrupt him, he won't even be mad.
I'll be like "uuh, Nick...", and he'll turn around, dick and hand, and genuinely ask "hey Sean, how'd your game go?

You're welcome.

You're not a robot. Fuck off, cunt.

lucky you, now get on with it

>>35194219
Nice copypasta faggot

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

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>>35194192
>fapping to porn videos
>fapping to 3D porn videos
Normies need to go

I fap exclusively to Honey Select these days.

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>>35194245
>fapping to drawings of grown up old men
>fapping to homosexuals getting their prostate poked
>fapping while identifying as the girl

You need to kys my friend

>>35194164
>spit smell
Basically licking your upper lip and letting it dry, then taking a big whiff, normally smells like a really musky honey. It all started with waking up to pillow drool with morning wood
>noses
I like a nice cute nose that I could lick, but not the nostrils or anything. Preferably those upturnedish ones
>handholding kissing while fucking
self explanatory, I don't really have any rough fetishes or anything like domination or submission. I just like passionate love filled sex, I guess it's emotionally arousing.

Acne scars are cute CUTE

>>35194164
>mega depressed girls
>slavery
>lolis
>abusive (roleplay or not)
>absolute obedience and worship

You have to ask for the lemon.

Rookie mistake.

yeah if you ask for lemon they know you're virginal

>>35194101
>>35194111
WELL WHICH ONE IS IT THEN?

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just keep rewearing clothes

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=90DflEOXi9E
You might meet a at tho!

Just wash your clothes in the sink.