I fixed the hole I punched in my wall.
Please STOP and tell me a story or sing me a song.
>at party with 4 girls and 1 other guy
>have all been drinking far too much
>hot girl had just broken up with her bf recently
>talk to her most of the night
>had far too much to drink
>play around with her and get a bit touchy
>she goes to bathroom and is headed back to couch
>think I'll put her over my shoulder in attempt to be playful
>alcohol gets the best of me
>fall backwards after putting her over my shoulder
>looks to everyone else like it was intentional
>she goes out and cries on the deck
>I regret life and what comes of it
That's the story of how I didn't get laid
You want a fucking story? I've got one for you.
Once upon a time in the far off year of 2009, yours truely was briefly in a time of happiness and prosperity but one day he got sick of aspirations and decided to push away everything that made him happy until he was alone.
Then he worked and studied non-stop while hating himself all the while hating everything that passed him by. His friends were better off without him as they got married/careers/families of their own. His ex gf's were happier in the relationships they found within 5 seconds of dumping his stupid ass. Oh and they also fucked more women than he did in those 8 years so he just decided he was repulsive and wasn't worth trying.
The idiot of this story briefly deluded himself into thinking that maybe things would change but then his whole life came crashing down upon him again and again.
Then he fucked himself up on cocaine and can't even manage a shitty wagecuck job and decided that suicide would be a better idea. Sure his parents would be sad but at least he would leave all the money he made in those 8 years to them hopefully paying back the life that was wasted on him, his friends didn't know and those that did didn't care and all the ex gf's lived happily ever after.
The fucking end!
drinking alone is fun
>mfw witnessed dozens of you get transformed into megafaggots in less than a year and be completely oblivious to it
wow this internet brainwashing shit is not a meme. i'm leaving before i get taken too
Any robots traveled alone?
>Where did you go?
>What did you do?
IDK if im a robot but.
>Touring/ExperiencingLivingAlone/Drank alot/Got laid once (didn't pay for it)
Yes actually. I went to Senegal at 19 to volunteer and help out. I did what I was instructed, and what extra I thought would help, met and helped people and made a few friends. In some sense I'm still a robot (even my dumb akward ass wasn't safe from the ladies there), I at least feel as much but it was an eye-opening experience to the world.
would a robot thrive in japan? it seems like everyone is a robot there
How would a blackbot fare in Nip land? I was thinking about becoming a night shift bartender.
GIVE ME A QT TRAP GF NOW
and here we see two different shills interacting with each other... subtly attempting to brainwash robots into undergoing feminizing hormone treatment by capitalizing on their vulnerable states of mind. don't fall for their trap
Why can't people just leave me be?
Let me live how i want to
What an awesome show!
What are your favorite shows about robots?
I like Atypical and Mr. Robot. Good to see us get more representation on TV
Show is a shit.
Main character is polar opposite in intelligence, but other than that, basically Forrest Gump.
Also, nearly has skeks on the first or second episode.
>After this, Autism will be the new "Loll guys i'm so depressed"
I hate that actor. I love It Follows but he was such a beta fag in it. It was great watching him fail to get laid most of the movie and only getting some when it was literally a matter of life and death. Fuck him. Fuck all of you virgins lol
>tfw made 500 last week and considered it a "good" week
How much do you make wage cucks?
>spend money on improving myself in various ways
Post comfy music that I can listen to while playing FTL so I can forget that I will die alone and no one will ever love me
>be slightly barrel-chested
>have slightly enlarged pecs from when I used to work out
>have beefy pointy nipples most of the time in public
>always wear polo t-shirts in public
>occasionally see people looking at them and can see them having a feeling of discomfort
Who else enjoys making other people feel odd/uncomfortable in minor ways like that?
I do have to admit, sometimes it is embarrassing, but it usually pays off when I see their expressions.
>have long, straight black hair
>wear it loose and all over my face most of the time
>normalfags look at me with weird faces because they can't even see mine
>mfw behind my hair
>>39314676 you're not even being odd, you're just being a faggot with long hair.
I AM NOT OK WITH THE FACT THAT 14 YEAR OLDS HAVE HAD MORE SEX IN THE LAST HOUR THAN I HAVE HAD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE I AM NOT OK WITH THE FACT THAT THERE ARE TEENS WHO HAVE FOUND PARTNERS THAT THEY HAVE BEEN TOGETHER WITH FOR YEARS WITHOUT EVER CHEATING ON EACH OTHER, HAVE A HEALTHY SEX LIFE AND TRULY LOVE EACH OTHER AND ARE PLANNING ON MARRYING WHEN THEY GROW UP WHILE I STILL HAVEN'T EVEN KISSED A GIRL WHY AM I STILL ALONE AFTER ALL THESE YEARS IM NOT UGLY IM NOT DUMB IM NOT FAT IM NOT A BAD GUY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY FUCKING WHYYYYYYYYYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
come here my neet, it will be ok
we'll get a wife someday... everybody finds somebody..
If it makes you feel better anon, it's not really your fault. It's our surroundings and conditions that make us. You pretty much have just been an unlucky shit like all the other robots on this board.
White people are making themselves look incredibly bad, just imagine foreigners browsing this site and seeing all the shit posting?
they automatically assume its white suburban kids posting, then when u meet a white suburban kid you will automatically judge them by 4chan
How much harder is it to get women if you don't have a beard?
Then just grow a beard faggot
>inb4 muh genetics can't grow it.
No, you dispshit ! That's an excuse. Only yourself to blame for not improving your life.
Go to gym, be yourself, and then the beard will come.
Faggot virgin loser.