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never knew my real dad. My mum told me he was a nazi robot that never talked much just like me. He ended up leaving my Mum and me when i was 3 Months old goin to the german bundeswehr and killing an negro comrade there. Now hes working as an Trucker in bavaria. I found an cousin of me on Facebook asking him out about my father and he told me he never even mentioned he had a son...

My step dad just never build an relationship to me but atleast he wasnt violent. Just an cold narcistic fuck. But i love him.

>>39425359
my dads pretty cool

>>39425359
He's got anger issues, even now at 63. He's always been an asocial retard also, which probably explains why I've always been a friendless loser since he kept telling me that friends are useless, and nothing but disappointment in the end.

Well I'm his biggest disappointment now.

My half-brother is actually worse than me, since he's 37 and probably worked 3 years max in his life.

>>39425323
i'd probably just go talk to her..

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No. I would run in past her, slap her ass and continue running.

No. I see them all the time around here. I don't stare at them, I wonder why these women claim society is so prude yet they can walk around almost naked in public.
They will stop at nothing to be victims.

>pol doesn't go to other boards and proselytize their psychotic trash throughout the site

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>>39425085
>self improvement
>psychotic trash

How's mommy's basement?

No. I'm a manlet twink, and my maxed out potential is 1/10th of what someone with good genetics can achieve. I am worthless.

>Muhhhh feelgood self improvement.
Some of us lost the genetic lottery, bud.

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Its like giving saying you don't know what Earl Grey is to an Englishman.

>>39425040
It's a lot of maintenance and they're very clingy. They're not some special race of woman who treat you any differently then other woman.

Depends on the type of asian girl and if she grew up in asia or the west.

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>>39424995
Pic related is the only friend you need. And the funny thing is you've probably gotten laid more than me

>>39425067
I've never gotten laid

>>39424995
That sums up a lot of us perfectly desu, me anyway.

>>39424942

S 6
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A 5
L 1

S 3
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C 8
I 5
A 6
L 4

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Unfunny comedy? Most likely.

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>>39424910
hmmm good question if only that experiment had been run before

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This is a real thing btw

>>39424816
They're fucking the guys who are nerdy but not total sperging losers.

>>39424816
have you tried college?

Not even fat girls like nerds dont delude yourself

>>39424504
Well before civilisation, women didn't get to choose. It was about who could rape the woman the fastest so penis size doesn't come into play. Then in early civilisation, women were forced into marriages with whatever beta their father chose, so penis size doesn't come into play. Only in very recent times has penis size become an important factor. My guess is that in about 3 or 4 generations the average penis size will increase by at least half an inch.

T. 4 inch penis

It never will.

In the past these women were stuck to their small dick husbands. They depended on them to survive. Today they're free to let their inner slut out. But once their looks start to fade, they start searching for a provider in order to settle or take care of Chad/Jerome's kid. So dicklets will still have a constant stream of women to reproduce with.

>>39424620
But they'd only care about large penises if millions of years of evolution had bred them to care about it

> only got hit once*

origaniadnfdas typo lol

Yeah, with a belt. Usually the leather, sometimes the buckle.

>>39424228
sounds like your dad is a pathetic beta cuck

>>39424083
Something like this would creep the fuck out of me.

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>>39424083
>tfw I rejected a girl that looks similar to this, but prettier
>literally the perfect type of beautiful, the classy/elegance type
>tfw it's because I was certain it was a joke
>tfw now she's probably lost her virginity to some chad wannabe and does drugs
I JUST'd myself hard

>>39424083
Why do you guys have such gay fantasies?? Fuck off

Used to until martial law forced me to go home before 10pm

i try to about once a month, there's nothing to do in this town and people look at me funny and it makes me feel more self-conscious

I really want to but I wanna get minutes on my phone so I'm not alone with my thoughts

>>39424000
Do you not know what a double standard is?

>>39424023
If it had been a boy saying that about a girl what do you think would have happened?

>>39424036
You can't just make a wild conjecture like that. It doesn't even follow any logic.

A double standard would be like those guys who hate race mixing women yet only want an Asian wife.

Correction: Your intelligence intimidates stupid men.

>>39423948

>they can

U clearly never spoke to a non virgin man

Because you talk to stupid people.

>>39423714

It's Jewish trickery.

it can be an effective way to allow yourself a new avenue for thought that escapes the rut you've been deepening for most of your adult life

Most of it is memery to help "depressed" normies