File: perfect gf.jpg (31KB, 562x422px) Image search:
[Google]
31KB, 562x422px
that's right, it's one of those threads
>tfw no anarcho-capitalist/anarcho-transhumanist gf
53 Posts / 23 Images
View this topic
>>
What the fuck do you get out of showing this to anonymous strangers? None one gives a shit.
>>
ancap gf is scary
>>
>>38359615
did someone miss out on his chicken tendies?
File: 983458230.png (6KB, 205x246px)
6KB, 205x246px
how do i get twinks?
21 Posts / 5 Images
View this topic
>>
>>38359591
>how do i get twinks?
fuck off fatty twinks don't want you
>>
>>38359602
Fuck off, I'm hung like a fucking horse. I'm also way stronger than your pathetic ass
>>
Use grindr. Finding a twink that is feminine enough to fuck is hard though
File: handshakedad.jpg (22KB, 612x408px) Image search:
[Google]
22KB, 612x408px
"Son, isn't it about time you got a job? All you have to do is walk right up to the manager, look him straight in the eye, and give him a firm handjob. That's all there is too it."
19 Posts / 3 Images
View this topic
>>
>>38359573
was expecting handshake
made me chuckle
>>
That's literally how I got my job, no joke. I just walked in, asked if they had any jobs, and I was hired 5 minutes later. This happened last year and it was a locally owned small business, tho, but it's still possible as long as you're not a complete failure at life.
>>
>>38359637
hey there reddit. is your site back up yet?
File: 1498832675403.jpg (62KB, 1024x1448px) Image search:
[Google]
62KB, 1024x1448px
Faggot at uni told me I was a bigot for not wanting to fuck trans people
6 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
>>38359557
He's just trying to trick you into becoming a faggot so you'll have sex with him.
>>
>>38359557
If he's straight ask him to suck your cock. When he says no call him a bigot. And a racist too for the lulz. If he's gay ask him would he fuck stacy. When he says no call him a bigot and a misogynist.
>>
>>38359754
Genius.
origionasod
File: c9bb5b4b9def4fb4804cceecf708fa97.jpg (115KB, 462x368px)
115KB, 462x368px
What the fuck is going on, this makes no sense.
There are people who are literal losers who are below average for looks, have no job, sag their parents, and are just generally unintelligent. But they can get laid/gf's without any problem.
Why the fuck can't I get a GF but they can? I have a job, I'm slightly above average (I have people tell me pretty often I look good, and I should be happy I'm not ugly.) I also am in STEM so I'm not a retard.
Why can't I get laid, but these fuckers can? Women keep rejecting me
44 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
>>38359435
>sag their pants (not parents)
Sorry, I'm just butthurt so can't even spell like I normally would.
>>
>>38359435
you're too safe.
women want a bad boy.
not a uptight nice guy who probably gives off a hint of awkward superiority
>>
>>38359468
>not a uptight nice guy who probably gives off a hint of awkward superiority
That's me
fuck
except I'm not even really nice, I'm awkward in an assholish way
There's literally no aspect of my personality that anyone would like
There's no reason for anyone to like me
zabingas
9 Posts / 3 Images
View this topic
>>
>>38359385
sick of seeing that fuck, sage
>>
File: tumblr_o13o122dHV1r1thfzo2_1280.png (419KB, 640x640px) Image search:
[Google]
419KB, 640x640px
>>38359385
zabingos
>>
>>38359385
these threads are fucking embarrassing, kys.
File: oldschoolsad.jpg (122KB, 960x960px) Image search:
[Google]
122KB, 960x960px
>tfw got so bored of being at home I got a job
8 Posts / 5 Images
View this topic
>>
>>38359321
some NEETs end up being good workers, because of that reason
>>
File: handshakedad.jpg (22KB, 612x408px)
22KB, 612x408px
>>38359321
"Good for you, Champ. That's the spirit."
>>
File: freehug.png (85KB, 606x505px)
85KB, 606x505px
>>38359330
t-thanks dad.
Anonymous
/THURSDAY VOCAROO THREAD/ 2017-07-14 05:14:21 Post No.38359313
[Report] Image search: [Google]
/THURSDAY VOCAROO THREAD/ 2017-07-14 05:14:21 Post No.38359313
[Report] Image search: [Google]
File: vocaroo_0.jpg (66KB, 432x432px) Image search:
[Google]
66KB, 432x432px
/THURSDAY VOCAROO THREAD/
Anonymous
2017-07-14 05:14:21
Post No. 38359313
[Report]
[View this topic]
Speak your thoughts on life, your upcoming suicide, or give your best REE.
www.vocaroo.com
13 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YWCTZIxwgn
>>
File: pepesh.jpg (14KB, 306x306px)
14KB, 306x306px
>>38360311
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0YWCTZIxwgn
m-m-m-my dead thread is revived
>>
>>38360311
Make more, anon. I want to know what happens next.
File: 1499234013444.jpg (96KB, 782x366px) Image search:
[Google]
96KB, 782x366px
My sissy porn blog on tumblr just hit 1k followers. Im not sure if I should be proud or not since its 99% reblogs and like 0 original content besides a couple of pictures of me.
14 Posts / 6 Images
View this topic
>>
be proud anon! sissys a cute
>>
Nibba that's gay
>>
>>38359345
thanks. I have no plans to celebrate. I made one text post saying "wow I never expected to hit this many followers, thanks guys! :3" I actually stopped caring long ago aboutacting out the fetish since its so much work and so little payoff
File: 1446922279887.jpg (45KB, 409x409px) Image search:
[Google]
45KB, 409x409px
You guys still like that frog guy?
6 Posts / 2 Images
View this topic
>>
File: 1499921244657.jpg (32KB, 500x500px) Image search:
[Google]
32KB, 500x500px
>>38359249
I'll always love the reddit frog. I get mad when people say Pepe came from 4chan or facebook.
>>
pepe came from a comic
>>
>>38359401
You read the knowyourmeme article too, huh?
File: cuck.jpg (86KB, 1024x628px)
86KB, 1024x628px
do female cucks exist?
how do i find one?
10 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
>>38359237
I saw a video of one once. Never found it again.
>>
yes we do exist. it's called cuckquean or reverse cucking.
>>
>>38359508
do you only go for chad?
i can't imagine anyone else would be able to find more girls to fuck in front of you.
lately i've been having this fantasy of tying a gf up throwing her in the closet so she can watch me fuck some other girl i bring home.
File: 1487551386925.jpg (49KB, 548x549px) Image search:
[Google]
49KB, 548x549px
I live in an apartment complex in NYC with very thin walls
The young couple down the hallway from me are screaming at each other. It's been going on for like 5 minutes and shows no signs of stopping. I don't think it's physical but I just heard a loud crashing noise, like something being knocked off a table.
I only know it's this same couple because when they aren't fighting, they're having INCREDIBLY loud sex. They are seemingly the only people in this building who don't realize/care that you can hear someone sneeze from like 4 rooms away.
What should I do?
13 Posts / 3 Images
View this topic
>>
>>38359192
Get out of the NY and move somewhere affordable
>>
>>38359192
Put earphones on and hide under blankies. Normies are freaks.
>>
bust through their door and throw piss bottles on them
File: download (1).png (7KB, 251x201px) Image search:
[Google]
7KB, 251x201px
>dur just get a gf and be ur self
>fucking fine I'll try
>message girl
>"hey" 1:23 PM
>9:55 PM
>"""sorry I was talking with my family"""
35 Posts / 6 Images
View this topic
>>
>>38359185
True robots have already given up on women
>>
>>38359185
She doesnt want to talk to you loser.
>>
>>38359273
No fucking shit you stupid nigger you think I don't realize that?
Anonymous
Horrible forgotten TV shows 2017-07-14 05:06:45 Post No.38359180
[Report] Image search: [Google]
Horrible forgotten TV shows 2017-07-14 05:06:45 Post No.38359180
[Report] Image search: [Google]
File: The_Nutshack_logo.jpg (545KB, 2400x2400px) Image search:
[Google]
545KB, 2400x2400px
Horrible forgotten TV shows
Anonymous
2017-07-14 05:06:45
Post No. 38359180
[Report]
[View this topic]
What are some just bad and not at all memorable TV shows?
6 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
>>38359180
ITS THE N U T S H A C K
>origineaux
>>
>>38359180
>not at all memorable
The nutshack will always be remembered for its theme
>>
>>38359180
Tito Dick "Dickman" baby.
n
File: GHtofppr.jpg (29KB, 500x365px) Image search:
[Google]
29KB, 500x365px
>be me
>no family, no friends, no azn gf
>wisdom teeth surgery
>need someone to be there
But doc I don't have anyone. Literally.
>be chad dr
>anon just call anyone, even an old girlfriend
Old "girlfriend"? tfw
9 Posts / 1 Images
View this topic
>>
I tried to apply for a job today and I got badgered about adding a reference person and I don't know anyone at all.
I'm obviously not going to get a call back now because I blubbered like a fucking retard trying to come up with an excuse.
Maybe I'm better off just wasting away.
>>
>>38359670
Just make someone up. "Stacy Chadderson, 5.5.5-8.6.7.-5.3.0.9."
>>
>>38359700
Yeah I will now, it just slipped my mind at the time and when they brought it up I spilled my spaghetti.