How often do you poop? Any IBS bros?
ITT: Unpopular opinions. I'll start:
>You should be able to say whatever the fuck you want no matter how racist sexist or offensive in public and your employer should not be allowed to fire you on the basis that someone was offended by something you've said
Have any of you bots actually done an ASMR session or a video of it?
It's time brobots, today marks the beginning of a new life free of fapping and pornography. Who will join me?
Pic very much unrelated, I just find it funny's all.
>tfw no nurturing dom gf to hold you close to their chest and tightly
>tfw no gf to
take what's hers
Also, join the /gfd/ Discord.
What's her name again? I can't remember.
>Hey anon, check out my new robe!
>no sissy clitty
YOU HAVE TAKEN AWAY 10 SECONDS OF MY LIFE THAT I WILL NEVER GET BACK
I noticed that since that hip dip thread everybody's been posting this similar type of female body lately. Keep it up lads, hopefully we can get the thiccposters to see the errors of their ways.
>ywn have a cute flat chest gf tease you randomly throughout the day
She'll do anything for Chad.
>walk into your living room
What's your next move?
goddamnit why can't my family leave me alone?
it really rustles me when family just walks in my room, so i placed a chair against the door handle to stop them from coming in because i don't have a lock.
thing is, they REEE when they can't get in and say that i'm up to something when i'm really just playing vidya or browsing this board (i don't want them to see it)
but point is, why can't normies understand privacy and alone time? why do they need to bite everyone around them in the ass constantly?
>tfw a loli will never develop a crush for you because you look scary and your conversation skills are in the toilet
lolis are 2D images you tard
2 maybe 10-12 year old girls waved at me one time when I was walking to the bus stop. I still have no idea why on earth did they do that, I don't know anyone in the city so they definitely didn't know me.
I'm not a Raven, I do not have feathers, I do not have a beak, I do not fly around and caw at things. I don't collect shiny things.
I am human who does human things, and not a Raven who does Raven things.
this is it
We are going to take a deep breath, and we will set a deadline by the 15th of july. Before this date will ask a girl out for a date from our college uni or work. That day (15th of july) I will reopen the thread and we will share our experiences what happened.
It will be fucking hard and probably we will be declined but it will help us for our self confidence.
Write down a short info about the gir (name, where do you usually meet, your chances of success) who you would like to ask out,
I will start: Her name is Beatha and she is working in the same place as me. She is so fuckiing cute. I am sure she will say no because we are working together for one year now and I was too scared to show any interest in her but I will fucking do it.
This is apparently all that you need to get a gf.
6'3" - ideal male height
6.3" - ideal male penis
If you haven't got these it's over.
I'm here to arm robots with arguments.
If you ever hear a dumb slut saying her past 35 casual sexual relationships don't matter, the simple counter is this: the best predictor of future behavior is past behavior.
That's why professional job interviewers have shifted to the dominant style of interviewing called behavioral-based interviewing. It is a series of questions about your past behaviors, because they know these behaviors predict how you will work for them.
>Slut: "yes I had 29 past sexual partners. Why does it matter? Are you a misogynist slut shamer?"
You have a history of treating sexual relationships casually and I don't want to get burned by someone who fucks me twice and leaves. Simple response, total shutdown, she has no logical reply.
WOMEN HATE GENERAL
Does hate really get us anywhere?
Are you really arming robots, or disabling them?
You can't hate women for being blank slates, just like you can't blame a dog for shitting on the floor.
These threads are like reading about a dog owner who can't get his dog to stop shitting right in front of his door, and OP is too stupid to figure out how to take his lady for a walk.