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Ask a robot who came inside of this mother of 2 without a condom anything
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>>38926574
you're a little bit of a belly.
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impressive ball to dick ratio
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>>38926574
why do they get such stupid tattoos?
>roman numerals
WOW SO DEEP AND MYSTERIOUS
also pls get tested
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Just remember, Chad, enjoy the loose women and the drinking while you can. Because THIS is your future.
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>>38926532
No chads I know aren't balding and mines already gone at 20
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>>38926532
Ok bro.
Whatever helps you sleep at night
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>>38926660
wow that guy looks devastated by that hair loss
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post your waifus (fuck original content shiaat)
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>>38926528
Best girl coming through
>ywn be 2d
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>>38926528
Shani's where it's at.
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All of your waifus are pretty, anon.
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3 Rules:
1) Change the catalog settings to "Creation date" instead of bump order.
Every fast board on 4chan goes to shit, and usually for the same reason: 4chan rewards post frequency rather than post quality. If an OP takes longer to read or requires more thoughtful replies, it tends towards the back of the catalog, while short, provocative threads which prompt single words or image dumps do relatively well. Take /b/ as an extreme example.
/r9k/ is currently so fast that new threads wind up in the doldrums in the back of the catalog within about five minutes. That's a very short window, and so threads which survive have to be pedestrian and easy for everybody to reply to. Threads which demand thoughtful posts or expertise disappear quickly. Sorting by creation date gives new threads a larger reply window and makes it much easier to find good content.
2) Filter and ignore bad threads
You see black dick every day because retards bump race bait threads by calling them part of a Jewish conspiracy. Don't reward shitty content by giving it public attention, regardless of who it's coming from.
You're on /r9k/ in 2017. You should have a lot of threads filtered.
3) Bump good threads
If an OP clearly had effort put into it, or could turn into something worth reading, bump it when it's at the back of the catalog. Even if you have nothing to say, if something's on page 8 it will probably die, so your bump can't hurt. Keeping good threads alive is the best way to save /r9k/. Also, effortposters will feel more much more appreciated if their thread is bumped than if it dies empty.
Please bump this thread so more people will see it. Also, save it to repost a slightly altered version later when it isn't up in the catalog. If a lot of robots read this thread, board quality could improve considerably. 4chan is a story of one board after another falling to cancer, so making things even a little bit better is impressive.
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NICE advice anon. hopefully people do this.
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>>38927184
Thank you for bumping.
Advice is less current than I would expect because /r9k/ seems to have slown down significantly in the months I've been away.
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>>38926485
I saw the muscle gurl and clicked but I am actually pleasantly surprised thanks Anon.
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Cheese Nips or Cheez-Its, R9K?
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>>38926425
What, are you some kind of troglodyte? Cheez its of course
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>>38926425
Never tried cheese nips and they look retarded so Cheez-its. Especially the spicy kind, because I like spicy foods.
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>>38926425
nips are the shitty wannabe rip off brand that dont taste as good.
buy its. its, is the real shit
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When your love of your life and soulmate leaves you is it ever possible to be happy again? My life is misery
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There's no such this as a soulmate or one true love, so you can.
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yep! absolutely.
there are other souls to mate with, har har
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Tell me more anon. Who is she / he? What are they for you
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What are doing wagecuck? You're gonna be late to work!
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>>38926358
hey big guy. im on a vegetarian diet and i wake up way less groggy than before. good night.
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Its 8pm
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I see mocking the night shift wagecucks now
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>it's another rice beans and onions night
>cereal for dessert
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not even any cheese for that?
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>>38926339
What kind of cereal do you like, anon? Do you have any milk?
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>>38926360
Peanut butter crunch is undeniably the best cereal.
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Trannies/traps = women. 2017-08-08 02:46:11 Post No.38926321
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Traps are fetishists who get off on feeling feminine and trannies are caricatures of women, which means they're both into dominant men. They're also humans, which means they're into attractive people. This means they are into Chad, who is probably not you. Not only are they into Chad, if they look like women they can get Chad; they have a smaller dating pool, but that dating pool prioritizes the hell out of them.
Trannies and traps are not, therefore, live options when you cannot pull women. Passable or cute ones are about as desired as 8/10 girls. If you're into trannies or traps because you think they're guys just like you, they definitely aren't. Trannies are some of the most gendered people in the world, and traps are tremendous attention whores.
If you are a chaser who wants a gf with a dick, that's fine, but shut the fuck up about it. There are many better porn sites and many better ways of hooking up with those people (although you will probably need to be attractive to have a chance).
This meme leaks into about 25% of the threads on /r9k/. Posting a pic of shaved legs with a pair of panties, even if it has a 4chan filename, guarantees about five replies. If you have any sense at all, flame and ignore them the same way you flame and ignore women.
I'm not telling you not to become a tranny, but the minute you start looking like a woman is the minute you don't belong on /r9k/. All brotherhood terminates there. Get the fuck out of here and enjoy your life.
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Friendly reminder that trannies hate you if you like them.
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>>38926637
And like you if you hate them.
They also objectively hate all women as a rule, and take pleasure from the suffering of any they figure as "less attractive than me" and with that any more attractive women either date them or die.
In a word, they're vile.
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>>38927141
>They also objectively hate all women as a rule
What makes you say this?
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Can someone tell me why people don't understand how memes work these days?
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>>38926304
What kind of people are you talking about?
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I haven't met anyone other than oldfags that don't get memes.
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>>38926316
Mainly the average crowd. They seem pretty ignorant of how memes work.
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i have never been romantically desired in my life and i long for validation that comes with that
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>>38926252
Hope you get it one day anon. It's hard to find but there's nothing like it.
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>>38926252
I feel the same anon. I guess this is the shame every evolutionary failure throughout all history had to feel.
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>>38926287
thank you anon.
>>38926314
i have long since given up hope
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>Dad comes into my room
>Asks if I'm looking for jobs
>Dab on that hater
>He leaves, muttering about how much he hates me
I tell ya /r9k/, it's the NEET life for LIFE
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>mom ask me if I want to go out and have dinner with her
>I say sure, see ask where
>say mcdonalds, she yells and me then leaves
LMAO normies amirite? NEET LIFE
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>>38926283
fuck im tired and didn't type this correctly lmao
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>Mom went to my room to get my dirty clothes to wash today
>she found my jizz storage water bottle
>she smells it and is repulsed and delighted by it
>I say "oh, it's goat milk curds for cream cheese for cheese cake"
>she takes it to the kitchen
>adds powdered sugar, mixes it and slathers it on top a carrot cake muffin
>takes a huge bite
>she can't stop praising the unique, tangy taste she'd never tasted before
>she wants to know what species of goat was it
What a fucking Normie Roastie, always wit dat same ho taste buds tho.
NEET LIFE, NEET PASSION
Oh shit /r9k/, suddenly you're the leader of your very own cult!
Tell us about it, what would you leading a cult be like?
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>>38926222
I'd call it "The Cult of Numen"
Every woman would have to keep themselves pure and only have sex with me, their living God, and a select few men of top-tier genetics called breeders. The woman would be required to have 10+ children each who will be indoctrinated into believing that there way of living and being a part of the cult will save them from hell. The men would have to work and hand over 100% of what they earn to the cult.
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>>38926222
everyone would have to kill and eat their kids
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>>38926222
I don't have the charisma to be a cult leader.
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what would you do if your bf wanted to beat the fuck out of you sexually
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>tfw submissive bf
all i would have to do is leave him and find another one of the glut of single sub men out there.j/k it took me forever to find a non crazy sub qt bf i'd be sad he wanted weird physical violence.
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Try to hide my raging erection
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hot as fuc . literal violence shouldn't turn me on but whatever's wrong with me makes it mega hot
I've always been hit on gay guys more than any girls, but due to my disliking of penises I always declined. I'm tired of being lonely, waiting for a woman that can love me.
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Start with traps, then twinks, then normal guys, this is a gradual thing lmao
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You have to go to gay camp for 3 months and take a test. It's very difficult and you'll have to start preparing several months to a year in advance. Different countries have varying standards and procedures, so you'll have to do some research. IMO, I think you should consider becoming a single cell organism instead, as it's far easier. If you become gay, you still have to find a decent man who you're attracted to and can have a stable relationship, while if you became, say, an amoeba, you could reproduce asexually. The exam for becoming a single cell organism can be taken online and requires minimal preparation. A man with a briefcase will then come to your house and carry out the necessary ritual for about 300usd.
Good luck!
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>>38926175
Drink water from plastic bottles.