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>>35273345
that's why tinder exists anon

>>35273504
>hookup app for alcoholic normies

No.

>>35273345
There isn't even someone indoors for me. I am a species of 1.

So she gave you a fuckboi haircut

Ok

Fucking kek. You have no one to blame but yourself. Making her make your own decision, genius.

>>35273337
yo that fade be lookin clean tho my nigga

I guess to the extent most people are, we like seeing relationships develop in media- it feels cathartic and natural.

>>35273303
**Are you a degenerate normie that considers making relationships between celebrities a shitty fad called "shipping", /r9k/?

I ship me and the sweet release of death

>>35273285
i can't be bothered to put up with their shit

>>35273285
Maybe. I kinda want a gf, but then I realize I wouldn't know what to do with her, as I don't see much females being interested in the things I spend my time doing.

There is always sex, but I think it would get boring after a while. My sex drive is abnormally low for my age.

I think I need a friend more than anything.

>>35273285
I realized cats are better in every way and sex does not matter

>>35273252
you're just a shit person, senpai

>permabanned
>single player
u wot m8

>>35273396
>>35273252
Yeah just play single player. Multiplayer is generally only good if you're playing with friends.

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>this meme post again

>>35273216
>Smoked a bowl
>Hallucinated and it felt like shrooms again
It was freaky, it's fun though. Glad I have low tolerance + my brain is rewired from the shroomz

>>35273216

Time for heoin.

>>35273209
every one who is not a white knight knows women have always sucked pets are better I personally recommend a cat

>>35273209

That's actually exclusively how they make them.

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>>35273554
But do they still make cute lolis this way?

>"I like hurting people."

>"Oh, I know he's dead. I wanted to see him in his coffin," Mary said to the mother of the child she murdered.

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>>35273202
Anime avatars make people look cute

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>>35273241
You look very cute yourself anon

>>35273202
it's because it distracts you from the fact that they are actually fat ugly NEETs living in their parents basement who wish they were cute anime girls with feminine penises

>>35273177
both are terrible, so who cares?

Eddie Vedder sounds like goat being kicked. I have no dog in foo fighters fight.

>>35273171
it's not because of your past. i've accepted that you were a slut who liked to get blacked. i'm hesitant because like to watch me play csgo

>>35273171
No skeletons in my closet. *takes off shirt and hat* Just this fucked up looking skin.

Then she runs away.

i'll be your boyfriendo, lexi.

All the brave souls abandoned this place.
Those with the balls to change, changed, and left.
Those with the balls to an hero, finally left this existence.

Now it's either normies thinking this is /adv/ or /soc/, and human trash leftovers like myself.

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>>35273150
This is my bum do you like it

i fell on a log

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>>35273150
/r9k/ is dead, brother.

We've been trying to cleanse it for the past few weeks, with the war, and all the other shit, but what's shitposting going to do to stop hordes of normies complaining about their pointless issues.

By being brain-dead, they are, effectively, invincible against our shitposting.

I can't leave this place because I have nowhere to go, yet I have no reason to stay.

Soon 4chan will be shut down by the "Internet Censorship Act".
Not sure when, but it's coming.

Our last remaining true robots, the original ones have all passed.
Either they have died and went on to become normies, or they have passed this existence.

There is nothing to hold on to anymore.

gays can't be robots my man, this is a safe space for people who can't get sex

Will I be talking to a black guy, or an actual talking big black cock?

>>35273193
Both. My body works in mysterious ways.

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>>35273124
thanks for the laugh anon
here's a (you) just for you, big guy.

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>>35273124
por usted

Same thing happened to me, but sometimes I think deep down inside this successful happy person I've become isn't the real me. Sometimes I look at pictures of me with my wife and friends and I can't shake the feeling that my smiling face is just a mask. And it's kind of scary because I think that mask is the only reason they all care about me and I'm afraid if they saw who I really was it would turn out to be extremely painful.

fart and blame it on the prettiest girl around

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>>35273100
i just fucking fart dude

just be that guy it doesn't matter
none of this matters

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>>35273153
>I just fucking the fart
Same

>>35273097
that is code for they dont see you as a normie like them but they can not figure out why

>>35273133
Is it because of special snowflake culture? Normies seem to be obsessed with being "unique" and different these days.