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how the fuck do you quantify a feeling?

I think its a product of these modern scientific times if you even consider that a reasonable question

>>37521759
No. Exhiliration is.
At extreme levels it beats the best orgasms.

>>37521805
I mean physical, is exhiliration "physical"?

I hoarsely cry

>>37521743
No morrisey.
I do not

But David
We wonder
We wonder if the thunder
Is ever really gonna begin

Of course you can. That's what I did and now I make money. It took years for one of my apps to take off though because I'm stupid.

You can be an independent developer like me (hard) or you can work for others freelance.

>>37521363

Should I do web design instead? I just want enough to move away from my mom

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>>37521305
i only have time to make 1 post sorry for shitting on you and leaving but it sounds like you dont know the first thing about making websites or freelance. Where are your customers from? Can you actually create sites to current standard and best practices? If your client wants a big shop running on magento, can you do it?
You need to wage cuck/intern and get experience first i think

>>37521304
that's it? how many times have you been to an interview and THEN got rejected?

or the horrible multiple-stage interview process where they pile you in a room with 10 other people so you can feel bad about yourself.

honestly youre barely even trying if that's all you have to show for it no offense

>>37521368
i've applied to 20 jobs since iv'e been home. Went to an interview and got "we'll call you in 2 weeks" which is code for I didnt get the job.

>>37521418
Eh, I wouldn't be so sure.

"We'll let you know" is code for not getting the job. Saying 2 weeks specifically means you are one of their serious candidates. Of course, that can change when they interview others during those 2 weeks, but it's not the insta-flush you think it is.

Are you mentally ill or a 14 year old girl?
These are the only acceptable reasons to do this shit. Trust me on this I browsed /x/ for years.

>>37521284
>the wisest men of every age ad infinium have been spending their life work mastering magik

>some edgy fagget on r9k disagrees

who shall i believe. hmmm

>>37521340
>wisest men
give some examples, I'm curious anon

thats it im teking this to reddit

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>>37521130
This thread could be a gondola thread instead
I'll go have some bread with a butter spread

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I don't have much gondola though

>>37521064
Why so they call you those things?
Jist because you lost an erection?

OP is a genuine homosexual faggot who is attracted to the male physique especially the penis

I can hardly feel it when I fuck a girl because I'm so used to masturbating. Masturbating feels better to me though honestly

Depends, how did you get your IQ score anon?

>>37520997
I have a perfect SAT math score. I took an IQ test when I was younger and my Mom said I was extremely gifted.

>>37520987
Yeah, but then I realized that I'm good at learning and social skills are a skill. So I dedicated myself to improving my social skills and now I'm smart and social and successful. Use your strengths, faggot.

Why do i get ALWAYS ignore in this board...

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I feel you bro. Nothing hurts more than realizing all those lost opportunity of happiness you lost because you're to autistic. It happens way to often.

>>37521717
I feel like that pic

that's why I smoke weed

Sounds like schizophrenia. I dunno, I wonder if you can have an episode of schizophrenia and not develop a chronic condition, because I had an episode similar to this that lasted a few months and it's never come back. Never had violent feelings, but I got very worried about people following or talking about me and I had the overwhelming but unsupportable conviction that I was on the verge of having some world-changing idea.

>>37520725
Can related to the first partially only, sometimes I punch walls, other times it is me biting my lips and scratching my face looking for acne, resulting in burns.
I also believe we live in a simulation but I don't think much about it, the 2nd and 3rd only manifests in days i have social interactions, cringing myself whenever i spotted something "wrong" with my acts, which lasts for several days.

How old are you?
Schizophrenia can develop later in life and stay somewhat dormant when your youger. Have u ever smoked weed or drank?

>>37520546
I did this with a friend so it was fun we stayed in the tent all day and he sucked me off

>going to the woods alone
>wildlife
>wildlife noticed your a beta
>Chad bear bullies you and your camp site
>wildlife begins to partake in bullying of weak beta
>gets eaten alive

nah, I'm A1 in an air-conditioned room

same but not on my own
with a boy i like
while raining
being in the tent
watching the outside
talking about everything
listen to the rain and birds
some frog maybe
telling each other stories
drinking hot chocolate
no smartphones
no internet
just two of us
and the very beautiful scenario

:')

>>37520523
the side I'm on
follow on now

nothing good every happened while awake, so

unconsciousness

>>37520523
Having good looks and money.

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Stop turning women gay anon.

Stop crushing on dykes
Stop crushing altogether that shits childish

same

right now im chrusing on a 20-year old older gay guy

i really want to do stuff with him :( and everytime i talk with him i just want to kiss him on the mouth

he is so cute

>>37520440
Ever thought of using Google instead asking on 4chan?

not saying you should do it but having a fetish for eating crap would definitely help

bleach will do the job

>>37520394
its by far the worst movie ive watched in years
and ive seen rubber and transformers

even the Machines are disgusted by orbitals. So much so that they, I won't ruin the film but, just know that orbiter are bad for everyone

This is why you program them to obey the three laws of robotics.