Is male orgasm/ejaculation the greatest feeling in the universe? I honestly don't believe women have as good orgasms if they even have ones, this nonsense just has been pushed time to time so no they believe it, but i honestly think cumming is better than really anything when it comes to physical pleasure
how the fuck do you quantify a feeling?
I think its a product of these modern scientific times if you even consider that a reasonable question
>>37521759
No. Exhiliration is.
At extreme levels it beats the best orgasms.
>>37521805
I mean physical, is exhiliration "physical"?
Well I wonder
do you hear me when you sleep?
I hoarsely cry
>>37521743
No morrisey.
I do not
But David
We wonder
We wonder if the thunder
Is ever really gonna begin
What can I teach myself to make money from it working freelance? Im 26 years old in Community College that Im probably going to fail. Can I teach myself web design or java app development? I need a way to make an income .
Of course you can. That's what I did and now I make money. It took years for one of my apps to take off though because I'm stupid.
You can be an independent developer like me (hard) or you can work for others freelance.
>>37521363
Should I do web design instead? I just want enough to move away from my mom
>>37521305
i only have time to make 1 post sorry for shitting on you and leaving but it sounds like you dont know the first thing about making websites or freelance. Where are your customers from? Can you actually create sites to current standard and best practices? If your client wants a big shop running on magento, can you do it?
You need to wage cuck/intern and get experience first i think
>apply for a job on internet
>get a call 12 hours later
>convo on phone goes well, get email to set up interview/confirm ill be there
>get email back 2 hours before interview telling me not come
>be today
>see job listing on craigslist posted literally 2 days ago for part-time job
>fill out app, set up time/date for phone interview
>get email saying im all good for interview
>10 minutes later email me back saying they aren't hiring for part time job
why even try anymore?
>>37521304
that's it? how many times have you been to an interview and THEN got rejected?
or the horrible multiple-stage interview process where they pile you in a room with 10 other people so you can feel bad about yourself.
honestly youre barely even trying if that's all you have to show for it no offense
>>37521368
i've applied to 20 jobs since iv'e been home. Went to an interview and got "we'll call you in 2 weeks" which is code for I didnt get the job.
>>37521418
Eh, I wouldn't be so sure.
"We'll let you know" is code for not getting the job. Saying 2 weeks specifically means you are one of their serious candidates. Of course, that can change when they interview others during those 2 weeks, but it's not the insta-flush you think it is.
anybody else unironocally becoming invested in thee occult
>tfw drawing a tatoo of solomons seal on my arm
Are you mentally ill or a 14 year old girl?
These are the only acceptable reasons to do this shit. Trust me on this I browsed /x/ for years.
>>37521284
>the wisest men of every age ad infinium have been spending their life work mastering magik
>some edgy fagget on r9k disagrees
who shall i believe. hmmm
>>37521340
>wisest men
give some examples, I'm curious anon
new meme: le happy purple man
thats it im teking this to reddit
>>37521130
This thread could be a gondola thread instead
I'll go have some bread with a butter spread
I don't have much gondola though
>tfw fap to thicc porn but don't really know what to do with big tits IRL
>find them cumbersome in sex
>tried to fuck a fatty to learn to love the tit, but lost erection and had to flee in shame
>everyone, online or IRL, will say I'm a pedo, gay, a freak etc
Please tell me what robots and normies both hate about you
>>37521064
Why so they call you those things?
Jist because you lost an erection?
OP is a genuine homosexual faggot who is attracted to the male physique especially the penis
I can hardly feel it when I fuck a girl because I'm so used to masturbating. Masturbating feels better to me though honestly
>tfw extremely high IQ but low EQ
>tfw will never be successful in life
Anyone else know this feel?
Depends, how did you get your IQ score anon?
>>37520997
I have a perfect SAT math score. I took an IQ test when I was younger and my Mom said I was extremely gifted.
>>37520987
Yeah, but then I realized that I'm good at learning and social skills are a skill. So I dedicated myself to improving my social skills and now I'm smart and social and successful. Use your strengths, faggot.
>Be 15
>Going to highscool after vacation
>My young brother(8 years old) is "invited" for a school party and my mother since is a teacher at the exact same elementery school is "invited" too
>Since 3/4 members of my closest family is going i have to go too
>Next to me theres a cute girl and we start talking she is almost a college girl and she is leaving highscool
>i try to flirt
>not working
fuckIforgotmytampons.gif
>later i start just quiting the whole flirt stuff
>found out she plays LoL
>She talks to me about if what if we played LoL, and other shit to meetup
>reply that i dont like much playing LoL and im kinda nooby a the game
The school party ended
>I say bie to the girl without any phone number nothing(Im one of the only persons in my school that doesnt use facebook)
In the car
My dad which is an alpha af before he got my mom talks to me like
>Son, she was flirting with you why didnt you reply??
My Dad starts making jokes about playing other games with her
OMFG I FUCKING GET IT NOW SHIT
I almost had It anione feeling the same
Why do i get ALWAYS ignore in this board...
I feel you bro. Nothing hurts more than realizing all those lost opportunity of happiness you lost because you're to autistic. It happens way to often.
>>37521717
I feel like that pic
that's why I smoke weed
When I was younger I had a period of severe anxiety that messed with my life a lot. I had a lot of symptoms typically associated with anxiety, but there was also this shit and I don't know what the fuck it was, so I thought I'd ask here and see if any of the other mentally stunted freaks here could relate.
> sudden compulsions to harm myself (usually didn't act on but once I tried to strangle myself in public and didn't realize what I was doing untilI gagged)
>extreme anger/violent compulsions towards others. Never acted on. but it was intense. Wouldn't realize what was wrong with these feelings until after they'd passed
>weird paranoid ideas that people were plotting against me, seeing laughing faces everywhere, I was afraid of going near someone who didn't like me because I literally thought they would kill me. Thought my food was poisoned because it tasted funny a few times.
>I seriously believed I was in a parallel universe for a week based on evidence that made no sense in retrospect, and took no one else believing me as more evidence of this. I don't remember ever realizing it was wrong, it just faded out of my mind or something.
It went on for almost a year and just disappeared soon after I got out of school that year. What did this shit even mean?
Sounds like schizophrenia. I dunno, I wonder if you can have an episode of schizophrenia and not develop a chronic condition, because I had an episode similar to this that lasted a few months and it's never come back. Never had violent feelings, but I got very worried about people following or talking about me and I had the overwhelming but unsupportable conviction that I was on the verge of having some world-changing idea.
>>37520725
Can related to the first partially only, sometimes I punch walls, other times it is me biting my lips and scratching my face looking for acne, resulting in burns.
I also believe we live in a simulation but I don't think much about it, the 2nd and 3rd only manifests in days i have social interactions, cringing myself whenever i spotted something "wrong" with my acts, which lasts for several days.
How old are you?
Schizophrenia can develop later in life and stay somewhat dormant when your youger. Have u ever smoked weed or drank?
I'd love to spend a few days camping on my own, while it's raining, with an internet connection and drink. I know this feel will change I a few days but it's all I can think about
Has anyone else done this? Was it comfy or did you get bored?
>>37520546
I did this with a friend so it was fun we stayed in the tent all day and he sucked me off
>going to the woods alone
>wildlife
>wildlife noticed your a beta
>Chad bear bullies you and your camp site
>wildlife begins to partake in bullying of weak beta
>gets eaten alive
nah, I'm A1 in an air-conditioned room
same but not on my own
with a boy i like
while raining
being in the tent
watching the outside
talking about everything
listen to the rain and birds
some frog maybe
telling each other stories
drinking hot chocolate
no smartphones
no internet
just two of us
and the very beautiful scenario
:')
What's the good side of life?
>>37520523
the side I'm on
follow on now
nothing good every happened while awake, so
unconsciousness
>>37520523
Having good looks and money.
Just found out another girl I was crushing on is a lesbian.
This the third time this has happened this year.
Feels thread.
Stop turning women gay anon.
Stop crushing on dykes
Stop crushing altogether that shits childish
same
right now im chrusing on a 20-year old older gay guy
i really want to do stuff with him :( and everytime i talk with him i just want to kiss him on the mouth
he is so cute
how to wash shit out of a carpet?
I can't take it out of my room
>>37520440
Ever thought of using Google instead asking on 4chan?
not saying you should do it but having a fetish for eating crap would definitely help
bleach will do the job
I mean... are you niggers sure you want a Robo-gf? I'm not sure this is the answer.
>>37520394
its by far the worst movie ive watched in years
and ive seen rubber and transformers
even the Machines are disgusted by orbitals. So much so that they, I won't ruin the film but, just know that orbiter are bad for everyone
This is why you program them to obey the three laws of robotics.