is there some dumb site you guys use where everyone takes turn playing music that i can listen to?
This is the ultimate, final, true redpill
Now THAT is a hilarious joke, anonymous. How could you come up with something as wacky as that?
it only seems like that because it got memed so hard it might have actually entered the dna of people
realistically, it's just a bunch of goofy fucking words trying to seem enlightened and holy with mysterious vagueness, highfalutin pronouncements, and bizarre imagery
the final redpill conveyable through language is the necessity of murdering language and ridding ourselves of this horseshit which is 99% lies on a good day
Now that I sit back and think about it, it's been a real long time since I've heard anybody talking about Jesus Christ or God in general. And I'm a very outgoing person, I feel like the religion phase of humanity is really starting to slowly die out, unless you live in Saudi Arabia than yeah that's a different story, but here in America it's basically as if God is just absent.
What do you guys do on your birthdays?
Who /Iago/ here?
>tfw made brother kill himself
>tfw made mummy think it was her fault
>tfw made parents get divorced, making both their lives significantly worse
Remember, you're anonymous.
Have any of you robots ever had an ex?
Did you ever try to get back with her? Ever message her again? How long did it take you to do it? How did it turn out?
>Did you ever try to get back with her?
I don't know if I want to but I definitely want to fuck her again
>Ever message her again?
She broke it off so I waited until she messaged me
>How long did it take you to do it?
Took her eight months
>How did it turn out?
Haven't talked to her since. Although I still care about her I also feel like there's too many girls out there to go back to her
Creole Feel- Half the country doesn't even know where we are until something bad happens edition
I was just in Nola want to see pics? French quartered and haunted history tour. Sort of a waste of money
Alright wite boi, give me the directions to Trader Joe's
If you post and ideal gf you drew I'm fucking ignoring it
make your waifu or perfect gf/bf in the candybar maker and post results. will rate on attractiveness.
I'm not clicking that shit,nigga
you stupid nigga
>at party, people getting normie drunk
>party ends eventually
>party thrower drunkenly gives people. Permission to crash on couches
>i take him up on it and crash on one of his couches
>one girl passed out already and was placed on couch near me
>lights out later, decide to molest passed out roasty
>lightly caress her ass, then sniff her butthole
>start lightly fingering her butthole when...
>she lets out a quick loud fart, then starts immediatly shitting herself
>i back away in amazement at the sight of a soft log snaking its way out of her asshole
>TFW scat and fart fetishist
>Fap right then and there, best fap in a long long time
>I pull her panties up over the mess, and then follow up with her shorts
>piss in the bathroom, wash my hands, go back to sleep on couch
The next morning was hilarious. I got up just before the host and his gf, and let them know drunk girl shit herself. We had a good laugh about it.
She woke up a bit later and freaked the fuck out when she realized she shit herself.
She tried to hide it as she asked for the bathroom, but the smell made it obvious what happened.
I still fap to that happening, and sometimes wonder if she would have shit herself anyway if I hadn't fingered her butthole.
>you were just transported back in time exactly 10 years
>you are in the body of your younger self but have your current mind
>hardmode: no playing the stock market or making bets you know the outcome of
Omegle time anons.
Tags are r9k and 4chan
>have no idea what to talk about
Any financially independent NEETs here? Please tell me how you did it. I can't stand the boredom of working and I can't stand the shame of leeching off my family
it's not working if you actually like to do it and you get to do it whenever you want without a specific schedule. Find something you can do that you like that doesn't feel like work but also can make money.
What would your 10 year old self say if he saw what you are today?
I think he'd actually be pretty down with it. I'm normie enough that I actually have something going for me at school; which is a step up from 10-year-old me. Plus, he'd see that I have emulators, that I still like Pokemon, and that I can watch whatever cartoons I want via streaming now. I think he'd like that.
>tfw normies are out partying
>tfw you have to go wagecuck at 6am tomorrow
>tfw just became a wagecuck
>tfw got lost for an hour and a half despite it only being a 11 minute drive
>tfw had to cry in my car for 20 minutes before going in
>start my actual first day tomorrow at 11am and have to work until 8pm
>tfw I'm going have to do this every day until I either get fired or get a new job
God I really don't want to work in front of a hot grill all day with three layers of clothing. My manager told me to bring a gallon of water with me otherwise I'll probably die of heat stroke... I just wanted a retail job /r9k/ It's not hard to fuck up in retail!