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Are you vegan /r9k/?
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>>36817637
I don't harm animals I just eat them.
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So is eating meat natural or not?
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I'm not, no. I have considered going vegetarian, but I do wear leather and I'm not really committed enough to do all of the lifestyle alterations necessary to claim veganism.

>be me in 2008
>in 7th grade
>cute Portuguese boy in my class
>i have a crush on him
>one day in class all of the desks were arranged 3 facing 3 in separate groups
>he's in the desk directly across from me
>ohboythisisit.jpg
>i start playing footsies with him
>he seemingly complies and starts playing with me
>i get a raging boner from this
>we rub our feet together for around 15 minutes until class is over
>i still look back at this fondly almost a decade later

D-did he like me? He was in a group of friends who bullied me but he never joined in with them and bullied me back. I regret not getting to know him better.
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Please I need someone's take on this.
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>>36817836
>>36817591
Nigga you gay
Bsi
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>>36817591
You are filthy fag OP

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Why don't you become a shaman? It has greatly improved my life.
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I don't believe in these ancient religions.
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>>36817816
Are you retarded?
Orwak
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Because my intelligence and wisdom is too low, maybe when I get older

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What are some solitary ways to pass the time?

Anime and video games ain't doing it for me anymore?
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Read books and listen to music. Pick up a creative hobby, get fit.
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>>36817563
Helping others, you can't believe how entertaining and time-consuming it can get
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go for a walk tbqhwuladddddd

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wt4s2QoU3G0&
(english subs are available on the vid)

Why are you not a Vegan yet?
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Because I am not clinically retarded
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Why would I be vegan?
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Because I like putting meat in my mouth and swallowing huge amounts of protein.

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So what if I've fucked Stacys before?
So what if I used to be in a band and toured around with friends having sex with cute groupies?
So what if I had sex with my high school history teacher and got her pregnant?
So what if I've taken girls' virginities?
So what if I'm fit and considered a "Chad" by some because I have money and the means to travel the world?

I'm still a robot at heart and none of you can deny me that.
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>>36817479
That's where you reveal your aren't a robot.

A desire to belong and not being so disenfranchised that you couldn't care less if you fit or not here, or cynical enough to expect never to fit is the real meaning of being an empty robot like being. You're just down to going through the motions of normality.

You're a normie, your desire to be a robot is normie. Your desire to be is normie. Your desire is normie. You're a normie.
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>>36817501

That's where I reveal I am a robot. I have just as right to be here as you. Maybe you are i fact the true normie.
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>>36817479
You were never a robot and will never be one

kill yourself

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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>see post yesterday with pic related
>decide to look into data entry myself, looking for a job that fits description
>they don't exist in my area
JUST
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>>36817472
Alright so kill yourself then, OP.
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>data entry
do you want to be driven to suicide? because that's how you're driven to suicide?
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Ignore data entry. Just get a webcam job and spread that boipussy xD

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Have any of you guys ever been to jail? How was it?

I was in jail last night. It was a lot better than I expected but still terrible
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i was arrested once and the holding cell i got put in had someones toe nails on the floor
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>>36817422
i got thrown in the drunk tank for breaking a store window thats it
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>>36817422
I was there for 6 months its not bad if you get used to it but i wanted to kill myself at first once you learn jail culture and get used to it its not bad but if you knew you were going to be there for years or life then it would be bad . Ohand its better if you are geting comersary money.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxHIftZVfrQ

You might wanna jump to 3:15
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>>36817408
This is so important.YASSSS
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Lauren Queen GO!
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>>36817408
I can't believe she grew up in the same city as me and I didn't marry her. I missed out on my dream grill bros

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Is there a way to own a flesh light without shame ?
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>>36817357
girlfriend or hand is better.
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>>36817363
>girlfriend

REEEEEEEEEEE

normie off my board; go back to facebook
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>>36817357
Is there any way to masturbate without shame? Just own your fleshlight and be private about it

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>be me
>have oneitis
>get some shit for talking to her because I'm a loser but for some reason she sticks around
>lately she's been telling me about her life problems and all that gossip shit nobody wants to hear, but I did my best not to show my power level
>this keeps going for a while
>out of the blue she asks what I'm doing etc and then she shows me a picture of how she's done her nails and shit
>she always seems to lower her shields when talking to me about stuff
Does she think I'm gay lads?
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Rape her lad
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(Friend zone level 9000 pic here)
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>>36817337
You're entering orbit.
Oriiiginal.

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>tfw everyday more and more normies are coming here
>phonefaggotry has increased exponentially since gamergate and the election
>newfaggotry has become accepted on most boards
>same threads everyday
>twitter and facebook memes everywhere
>middle aged moms confirmed to browse on /pol/
>constant political bullshit from both sjws and nu/pol/
>celebrities and news stations directly name 4chan almost every month now
How do we save her?
or is she already dead?
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>>36817287
>How do we save her?
Yotsuba isn't even the mascot anymore. It's kind of sad.
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>>36817287
Stay until it sinks completely
Move to another chan
I don't see any other option
Whatever the other chans will do will be labeled as something dis on 4chan. So I guess we can use it as a proxy for normies.
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Newfags will always win

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Hentai is better than rl girls, prove me wrong.
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You can't bang hentai grills unless you pay for them, you can't bang rl grills until yo pay for them.
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>>36817279
Proof ? Ok here you go anon I can't
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>>36817279
I honestly can't prove you wrong.

This both scares and interests me.

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Ask I crazy person anything.
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What u got? Me? Schizo or bipolar disorder.
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What kind of crazy things do you do for fun?

Btw, crazy like insane or crazy like creepy?
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>>36817298
Psychosis. Doctors don't know if it's schizophrenia or not.

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Is there a place where intelligent black people conglomerate online?

Being here for so long has dehumanized the race for me, I see a non-black person and I presume any number of complex thoughts, concerns and emotions could be going through their head. I see a black person and my presumption of their inner thoughts doesn't go much beyond that of an animal.
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Twitter is the place you are looking for
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yes

>>>/pol/
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>>36817236
Is this bait? You just used the word conglomerate when clearly you meant congregate

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