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>>38962378
le burb
le nihilism morty
haha
le burp again

>>38962378
If you hate dogs, swipe left

Sure op. If you show me your profile to see what Im working with.

>>38962239
they would just copy your mind and upload it,you would still be here

>>38962521
But there would me 2 mes. So 50% of me would be happy at least.

>>38962521
Its indeed not a permanent solution but just to escape from reality for a few hours would be great.

>video games
Ross's game dungeon
DanielfromSL
>food
You suck at cooking
Reviewbrah
SteveMRE
>misc
c90adventures
Ants Canada channel

Let me know what you think anon

>>38962551
Damn, i didn't know Ross was doing HL2 as well!
Thanks
Don't know about the other guys, though

bumps

>>38962551
C90 adventure wasn't very funny, a little
watching ants canada now

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>>38962221
Did these in the Mexican park

You should treat trees with more respect. You hoodlum.

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>>38962221
atleast carve the swastika correctly retard.

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Do any of you guys buy skimmed milk?

>>38962231

What do you take me for, a prisoner?

>the "great british summer"
>nothing but rain all through July

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Congrats on being their low hanging fruit since they couldn't find anyone other than a teenager to love them

>>38962234
God. You're right but you shouldn't say it

I'm 28 and I'd date an 18 year old

I like em (legally) young, what can I say?

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>>38962066
Was basically obsessed with a girl for about four months. The worst part: I barely knew her and had never really talked to her.

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>falling for my oneitis
>she bangs a black dude
>he acts like an asshole all the time
>everybody around her (including me) tries to convince her that he is an asshole
>she starts to think that everybody is just racist
>the guy eventually starts to steal things and money from her
>eventually leaves him
>she tells me something like "I can never find nice guys! Why does that always happen to me?"

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>>38962274
Happened to me to of course.
One day I said "enough is enough", and I told her that I liked her.

I sent her an email saying that I wanted to talk to her and then said that I liked her.

"but anon, we barely know each other, we only spoke like 2 times in class!"

An email. What a fucking autist.

>>38962045
Jsesus christ is there anything pol doesn't get triggered about?

Brienne is 6'3" and arya has been trained by elite assassins

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yaaaasss queeen slaaaaaay orgi

>>38962045
some women can fight better than men.

>>38961969
accept the consequences of the situation you have created for yourself.

>>38961969
What problem do you have with this?

>>38961969
What does "cd" stand for?

I'm always tired but even sleep can't fix it. I'm the sort of tired sleep won't cure.

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>>38961946 (OP)
*meant to write abstract
I get messages like pic related all the time ad it's very detrimental to my experience

>>38961946
>recieve compliment of any kind by anyone
>get suspicious
>treat said person like shit until he/she leaves me alone

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B8


sage, plebs

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>>38961906
>9/10
Sure you jest.

>>38961906
>filename
anyways he might not be a 9/10 but it's good enough to fuck decent looking women, as long as he is not autistic of course

>>38961900
thats kinda how i used to feel. honestly id be your friend if you didnt sound like such a loser.

Self bump my anger is not leaving the board

You're moving away, forget the past and make better friends at your new location

>>38961855
Haha, hey Im free this *insert day*, how about we hang out? Whats your number?

>>38961893
Originally exactly this op, do it

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>>38961893
>>38962088
i'd really love to. but the fear of the spaghetti spilling is so fucking overhelming.

Both of my grandfathers died before I was born.

He was literally a faggot

One died when my mom was 15 so I never met him, he was a big drug dealer who weighed like 400 pounds and often was a studio guitarist for some bands. I remember my mom saying he would play with ZZ Top or something.
He would often call crimestoppers and report dealers he knew if he needed quick cash, so he died in jail after being beaten to death by other drug dealers. I believe he was actually fucking with the cartel by doing that.

The other one was a big piece of shit who also weighed like 400 pounds and was a detective. He was a deep south motherfucker who was a fucking psycho to anyone other than his own family. I dont know if he's dead or not, I dont talk to that side of the family anymore.

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Mummy Mummy, He spat on my tummy and said thats something about cummies

>>38962699
Thank you anon, my thread is alive
You've saved me from the dreaded archive

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See the image I have posted
poo in loos well and truly roasted