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>>37434136
that file name is so true

Instead of captcha, 4chan should require a load of semen to make a post.

99% of all stupid threads would never be created because people would realize how retarded they're being since they just jerked off

>>37434136
well fuck got me.

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that bitch is not redpilled. she is a shill

>>37433045
>self-hate is genuinely so depressing
Welcome to /r9k/. Also, who is this semen demon?

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Because they are not "redpilled", they are just women who see a space dominated by males and pander to them for social approval
Hell look at all the attention GirlrightWhat or whatever gets from the beta mgtow types
Its the same as the "BASED BLACK MAN IN A TRUMP HAT" its a way for cucks to virtue signal to their true enemies by cucking

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Simon Jarrett

>>37433032
You're such a stupid faggot. Saged.

>>37433032
t. Originall fedora tipper

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>>37431301

>From one of my few "friends": "You don't have any friends anyway"
>All of my other "friends" start laughing and agreeing

I should have shot up my school when I had the chance.

>Fat
and
>Maybe if you were higher

>>37431301
>A child called me a monkey once because I have large ears
Other than that, it's the words that were left unsaid that have hurt the most.

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>Going to move to a foreign country
>Have over 5 refferals, basically, because of relatives and family's friends who've met and known me before
>If I can't find apartment I can just chill in sister's flat for a bit
I might get a shit/average job, but at least I'll be guaranteed one.

>>37428597
im hopeful
i think my life will improve even tough i have no skills,smarts,money,or talent i also don't work hard and im a neet
you can't get more hopeful

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>>37428780
>i think my life will improve even tough i have no skills,smarts,money,or talent i also don't work hard and im a neet
Same here bro

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>Check this map
>Oh hey an anon from my coun-
>Reddit-tier Meme picture
>Slang
>Uses Kik

>>37427059
kik is the best online messenger for strangers, you can make burner accounts easily

I have never seen one single person from my own country on any of these zeepmaps

Whats the point?

>>37421512
sh-should I say it here?

I want to get a gf and every time she takes a shit, I want to weigh it, measure it and photograph it and write it in a journal so I can keep a record of her shits.

Basically the pilot episode of star trek

Dear Rebecca,

I know I fucked up. You said you didn't want anal, but I didn't listen. I never should of did that thing while you were sleeping on the couch.

Will you ever forgive me?

Love, Avrid.

D

It's been too long since we last hung out.

H

Dear M

I wish I would've put more effort into getting to know you. You seem like a wonderful person and I really regret that I didn't even try to talk to you when I had the chance.

From A

why not tell people to do something productive like floss or take a shower?

stop spamming the board with this threads

You ARE intentionally avoiding the robot to create these generals

Move your toxic community to /soc/ or elsewhere

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My sister is currently looking for apartments in LA and I'm already panicking about her leaving although we still have like two weeks.

Chicken tendies when they go on sale

There's 250 calories per serving you dumb cow it's like 750 per box

>>37442912
at the target i used to work at, if chicken was gonna expire in a week or less, they would sell it at a huge markdown.

In some cases, you could buy 3 pounds of chicken for about 4 $.

I even saw one woman get 7 packages of chicken tenders for free because they were set to expire later that day.

Keep this in mind, anons. Always search for those "$5 off coupons" on the front of the chickens.

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>>37442746
Do it. Do it you big dumb idiot. If you don't do it, you're going to regret it forever. I made this mistake before. Just go up to her and ask her about her summer plans, talk for a few minutes and ask her out for coffee. You can do this, you better fucking do this.

>mfw graduated yesterday
>Didn't say anything to her
It hasn't really bothered me yet but I know like a month from now it'll hit me that I'll never see her again and waves of regret and depression will come over me.

I dont really have any advice for you OP besides that you need to do something or else you'll regret it for a long time. Even if you get brutally rejected at least it'll be an answer and you won't be left wondering the rest of your life

>>37442746
Say nothing, it'll be better that way. Do you really want to carry on high school any longer than it has to?

>>37441607
can't post photos from my shitty (((phone))) but I'm lurking m8

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>>37441607
I feel like it's slowly winding down but every now and again y'all pull out something fucking hilarious.

>>37441709
What kind of phone?

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I don't want it to die.
No please don't die we can't die.
This is so comfy.

I like Ohneotrix Point Never & Macintosh Plus, what else is good

>>37441414
i lived vaporwave so no, vaporwave (the term itself) is gay as fuck

vaporwave aesthetic is cringe. unless its from someone who was there and doesnt do corny shit like you posted.

>>37441471
Saint Pepsi


originaru

Is there hairy bara anon that jacks off on cam still around?

>>37441363
I like you OP, just got done talking with you, but you need to show your face

>>37441973
I don't think that was me anon, I'm showing my face but I won't tell who I am.

Personal environmentalism is a meme, it shifts the burden of large scale multi national systems onto the individual. Even if every consumer was doing their best the impact would be negligible.

Lol fuck the earth, I hope the ocean rises fifty feet and wipes out Miami, Los Angeles, and New York, I hope California dries up like a Jews dick and everyone there dies.
If you seriously believe that 'climate change' is a real issue, you are a fucking braindead moron. It's not an issue at all and it doesn't warrant losing trillions of dollars of economic productivity in a stupid treaty.
If we really wanted to stop climate change we could just dump a bunch of chemicals in the atmosphere to block out the sunlight. It's fucking nothing.

>>37441353
Corporations don't pollute for their own sake. Their actions are dictated by consumers.