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I start sweating like crazy whenever I'm in line at the grocery store. Its dripping on my glasses, my armpits are a disaster its annoying.

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I now try to completely avoid my roomates. I've stared eating tinned food in my room and only ever eating cold food or takeaways.

I freeze up and forget how to talk in certain situations, I either remain that way until the other person says something or I physically force myself to speak. Either way I look like a wacko.

This usually happens in fast food joints and whenever my mother is present.

>>34950759
Nope, I was always socially outcast as far back as I remember. Maybe in pre-school

>>34950759
>Can you pinpoint the period of your life where any chances you had of becoming a Chad were killed?

When i was born.

when my dad died when I was 6, leaving my obsessive and paranoid helicopter mother unchecked.

>>34950701
If you are trying to get other people to tell you that this is normal, you will not.

>>34950701
I know it's not kosher but who is this at spic? Really nice puss.

I've wanted to do this but always chicken out and get afraid the girl would notice her panties missing

>tfw no stolen panty collection

>>34950656
That's a beautiful song. Beautiful. This one makes me cry when it comes on unexpectedly: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Av5Jb52yFBo

>>34950898
I enjoyed that. Made making the thread worth it just to find this.

>>34951021
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7SqJM14Cpys&t=2m19s

This song always hits me hard. The way it just concludes and comes together is so nice. Maybe might not be your taste but just thought I'd share

>>34950603
Buy a new WRX STI

fly to japan and buy an 11 year old off some poor nuclear mutated family

>>34950603
How schizophrenic are you?

>>34950559
>>at mall

is it 2006?

you should have turned around and told him to shove whatever it was he was selling up his ass.

>>34950559
>>calls me an asshole
you could've gotten that wagecuck fired on the spot

>>34950543
stupid bullshit to kill time

>>34950543
Just whateverthefuck

>>34950543
They both matter. A ton. Especially in a long-term relationship, and especially because the girl you're with will most likely get fat eventually, and will definitely get old.

To get a relationship started, looks are more important. To keep a relationship going, common interests are more important. To have a successful relationship, I'm of the mind that both together are a necessity.

>>34950470
How does frog fit fork in wall holes? Bend fork first

>>34950470
I've wondered if I'm autistic as well, but looking at the online quizzes I don't think I am. I'm just not proficient in interacting with others.

>>34950470
Where do NEETS stand? When you're literally doing nothing with your life, even when you're trying to rejoin society, there's no much you can add.

>>34950343
Go back to Manchester you English mother fucker.

>>34950936
What

origanoli

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>>34950343
I got fucking banned. when does this shit get lifted?

what kind of question is this

"would you be willing to take $1mil if you were poor"

uh

yeah

that's an appealing t h i c c
but it'll be down to personality still

Are you trying to imply that would be a bad thing? Tits could be bigger but hey

>>34950293
No lad I'm not going to school you. You shouldn't drink at this age. It really can affect your brain development

>>34950293
I raided my dad's liquor cabinet when I was 19 and almost died. I drank, felt nothing, drank more and more until it hit like a fucking freight train and I passed out. I woke up covered in vomit and after I got up to clean myself I projectile vomited red colored vomit.
Lesson learned, never drank again.

>>34950324
>most of the world's drinking age is 18
some are even below that

>tfw found the perfect female version of myself but she doesn't like me

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>>34950154
I'd fucking hate spending time with myself

Fuck myself

>>34950154
>tfw no female
kill me

i sleep a lot and avoid going outside as much as possible

>>34950080
the thing is, as you get older, you begin to lose your energy, willpower, and strength to do anything. so, killing yourself or doing something drastic becomes too much effort

>>34950080
Yeah.
I pretty much had to make this worldview for myself that suffering is inevitable and reasonable.
Pain is just a damage notification really.
Some damage is inevitable and no one gets out of life alive anyway.
I will die eventually and that's 100% certain. I don't need to die right this instant.

Stuff like that.

>>34950031
It's good shit but there's not nearly enough of it.
Ended up just reading western cosmic horror fiction.

Junji ito's the shit, i'm wearing an uzumaki shirt right now actually. You should read Gyo

I've read a shitload of mangas and Uzumaki ranks among the best. Most of Junji Ito's stuff is interesting but nothing is as good as uzumaki.

Can't say much about the genre, though. Besides Ito I don't recall anything worthwhile. I did read a lot of guro back in the day, make sure to give gurochan a lurk.

>>34950005
I bet you are "two" intelligent for doing basically anything hahahahahahah

>>34950005
you can make small talk
just talk about your penis, that's small

>>34950005
This one is actually true. Rather than just say whatever comes to your mind like a pleb. Tendency to intellectualize. I feel ya