Hmm? You'd find sex and relationships much simpler and easier since you're already a man.
>>38619574
I want to get fucked so bad desu
I should probably start with dildos
that guy in that pic looks fucking try hard as fuck no thank you
>>38620538
You're fiIth.
>>38620538
I'll fuck you if you want
>tfw to intelligent for minesweeper game
>Tfw proud of the only accomplishment in my life
Where is my ticket to mensa society ?
>>38619563
smartest ever is 190 and he's wasting it raaising goats and trying to prove god with physics
Sorry but you're actually dumb as fuck because you don't know the difference between "too and to"
SMARTEY PEOPLE IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
WE GUNNA HAVE A DEPRESSING TIME
Would you smell her ass?
>>38619560
I would eat her shit as well. I literally I have no choice of what she wants me to do to her.
>>38619560
dominican???? Hel i would hump that girl all day
>>38619560
>non-white
No.
> went outside for a walk because i had nothing else to do
>using earphones because i enjoy listening to music while walking
> have music in a reasonable volume, not too loud but can't hear people speaking
> notice on my side a old dude making signs and telling me smth, but i obviously cant hear him
>apparently he wanted a cig, but i was on my own, so i keep walking (didn't have one anyway)
>retard tries to spit on me (seems like he got pissed because i ignored him) but fails hard
>look at him like "wtf are you doing with your life" and keep walking (he wanted to fight, but too lazy to fight a old mental dude. Also wanted to stay out of trouble.)
Anyways, didn't make this thread to speak about the old mental faggot.
This is not the first time that i get approached while i have my earphones on. It has actually happened to me many times recently and it really pisses me off
And i fucking wonder: Why the fuck normies do that??
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO SPEAK WITH SOMEONE WHO IS ON HIS OWN AND THAT CANT FUCKING HEAR YOU? THERE IS MANY OTHER PEOPLE WALKING AROUND, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU APPROACH ME WHEN I OBVIOUSLY WANT TO BE ON MY OWN??? REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Seriously i dont understand why. Feel free to post if you had similar stories, if you have an idea of why the fuck they do that or if you know other stuff that normies do that piss you off
Yeah fuck that guy
Earphones are a symbol for silence
>Tries to spit on you because you didn't hear his request for a cigarette
He was literally a degenerate addict, don't worry too much about it
>>38619476
>driving (my mom around)
>idiot drives up on the left
>same speed as me
>I want to pass
>speed up to pass guy on the left
>he speeds up to block me, but stays next to me
Like I get there are some psychos out there but everyone makes driving so hard when it shouldn't be.
Also, Ohio drivers are the worst and I wish they'd stay in their shit state
What kind of jobs can an aspie get?
>>38619441
Bumping for interest. This thread might help me.
>>38619441
Night shift at a supermarket, or look into overnight security which always gets suggested, but I have no clue what qualifications or experience you'd need.
>>38619441
None, anon.
I even get turned down from the shitty, night-shift truck unloading jobs.
The system is rigged. You can't get disability/neetbux without work experience, and you can't get a job because you're too autistic.
CVI
1. Use a name in the namefield.
2. Free edition today, do what you want, say what you want.
3. Here's a form, if you complete it, copy/paste the whole thing; the name is your in-thread name:
name:
age:
occupation:
symptoms:
condition(s), if known:
therapy:
friends:
relationship:
living conditions:
goals:
on 4chan since:
>>38619409
Please stop impersonating me in these threads.
>>38619461
>!!fj+6JtTXdtt
This is the only valid Nick trip. Check the archives in doubt.
90 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/38249995/
91 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/38279739/
92 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/38297476/
93 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/38320670/
94 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/38345791/
95 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/38365231/
96 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/38393163/
97 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/38407284/
98 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/38430676/
99 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/38454230/
100 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/38474702/
101 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/38501148/
102 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/38519081/
103 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/38542384/
104 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/38569686/
105 - https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/38593312/
>>38619472
I had to change my trip because you figured out my old one. I'm the only real Nick.
what age did you get your drivers license at, /r9k/?
>>38619197
Never needed one since I lived next to a train station but moved recently might get one now since I'm 23 though and mind need one for a job at some point.
>>38619197
Sixteen. What about you?
>>38619197
seventeen. at the time I thought I was a loser for getting mine a year later than everybody else, but then I came to r9k...
>tfw no qt german medieval archaeologist gf
>>38619196
Das leben leidet, anon
why are german girls so qt?
>>38619275
>lena
she's trash nowadays
What's your body and face hair situation?
How much of it do you shave?
I shave all those so it looks like that's what I intended, instead of wearing whatever little pathetic growth I have
>>38619187
Exactly first picture body hair wise, but im a male
>trim beard with clippers because shaving gives me a rash
>armpits, belly/chest, and pubic hair gets a trim about once every two weeks
>legs get a trim maybe once every six weeks
No hair on back thankfully. Way too much on my legs which is why they need semi-regular trim to keep the yeti at bay.
I'M BLUE DA BA DEE DA BA DIE DA BA DEE DA BA DIE DA BA DEE DA BA DIE
No that's wrong op do it right
>>38619184
Fuck, this actually makes me sad. Party posting is fun because it mocks normies, but this just makes me nostalgic for when I was happy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNUPnGkDPrg
>>38619184
I HAVE A BLUE HOUSE WITH A BLUE WINDOW
BLUE IS THE COLOUR OF ALL THAT I WEAR
>image.jpg
>maxresdefault.jpg
>IMG_1054.jpg
Tumblr_abcxyz.gif
>>38619301
to be fair, a lot of the tumblr images on here are found on google so it doesn't neccessarily mean they're a tumblrina
I have scat fetish.
Why?
>>38619160
Post moar of that ass plz
ass is sexy
poop comes from ass
poop is sexy?
>>38619160
idk did you have potty training issues as a child
What does your book collection look like?
>>38619051
Looks a little like pic related
the art of the deal
fghdfgj
>>38619051
Like 90% classic sci-fi/fantasy novels and a handful of art books. I don't find books about real life interesting
>hey you, yeah I'm talking to you! Get the fuck over here!
>I'm making you my boyfriend, nerd! And there's nothing you can do about it!
>>38619018
>there's nothing you can do about it
what about the US federal government though
>>38619018
ok, thanks. when is the marriage?
>>38619018
>And there's nothing you can do about it!
Yeah just let me undress and show my pure /r9k/steeled body. It will redefine "nothing" for you.
Congratulations, anon - you have stumbled upon the town of Silent Hill. Here, your conscious and subconscious shames, fears, regrets, desires all manifest themselves into a physical form - that being a scary monster. What would your monsters look like?
they would look like normies. they are monsters.
>>38619015
> mysogist looser
In pretty sure that my Silent Hill would look like Sullivan's
>>38619015
I don't know what my biggest fears are, it would be nice to see them.