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>>35681361
It doesn't have to be that way

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>be me
>don't die

>>35681361
You weren't supposed to live to begin with

Looks like a vag oregano

>>35681347
Looks like a vagina. Probably has feelings. Makes a nice ceviche.

>>35681347
holy hell no
after watching this video and seeing it literally boiled alive in its own juices
how the fuck could you eat that afterwards?
aw HELL no that is gross and sad 0/10 would not fucking eat

fucking disgusting japs

>>35681333
Isn't this a cute girl(male)?

>>35681333
They have an adams apple.

Post cute girl (male) who aren't too stubborn to be in a relationship.

>>35681320

>no mom, I don't want to be a fat fuck like you.

>>35681320
Fat white Women are the best. Soft blonde hair big boobs round butts and a submissive attitude

>>35681320
What's her name?

>>35681482
Agreed

he's trying to make friends. a true robot would empathize with the autist, because at the end of the day, we all got a little autism in us.

>>35681336
yes but im not autistic, and it was a girl

>>35681423
>qt autistic girl tries to talk to you on the bus
>ignore her and post about it on 4chan
why do autists do this?

>>35681310
Why care about that kind of thing at all though?

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>>35681310
Fake it first then stalk your funeral, then do it for real

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>fake your death
>go to funeral in disguise
>note who didn't show up and haunt them

I don't think I've ever had friends. What does it mean to have friends?

>>35681340
dont have friends that arent like you. i have an autistic friend but hes taller and gets better grades than me. you have to get someone EXACTLY LIKE YOU,otherwise,you will end up a slave to them,or bullied.

i had a small group of friends through highschool, but over the year after graduation i grew to hate all of them, now i realize how alone i am

>>35681280
utah

,;=-=^&#%#&(@())

>>35681280
Would you happen to be this anon? >>35654476

>>35681315
No, but I grew up there essentially.

Also, I've never had any ex-mormon girlfriends since I can't talk to a girl to save my life.

But growing up I had neighbors who left Mormonism, and there are tons of them there. So there must be tons of girls who have left mormonism.

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>>35681202
It's a pretty bad trip though

I've said literally this, verbatim

t. Also autistic

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>>35681202
>tfw wanna come down badly

when i was like 7 i used to masturbate in class, i didn't know any better so i don't think i even tried to hide it, iirc i never got caught tho, but once a girl stared into my pepee for a solid 20 seconds and i came because of that (no cum tho)

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>>35681266
>nice dubs
I stole those fine felt tip sharpies from my teacher a lot when I was young. I'd also hide under the desk and refuse to come out if we had to do something I didn't want to do.

not really devilish but the more I hear about the stupid shit I did as a kid from my parents the more I think I might have the autism. I took an Autism Quotient test and it kinda sparked my suspicion.

>a score of 33 and above indicates significant traits of Autism spectrum disorder
>scored 39

i'm rambling now. I'm sorry, I'll go now.

Someone from my year in school took a shit on the stairs of our school.

Hearing people shouting or talking loudly makes me really fucking angry.
I have a lower than average pain perception but I still can't epilate._.
I have a huge memory loss for most stuff.
Hmm... When I eat really cold stuff my mind goes blank

>>35681234

>can't epilate

Why would you want to? r u a gril?

>>35681148

I'm convinced most people experience some synesthesia with music.

Hence audiophile terminology like "warm" and "cold" and color associations with certain genres (Blues, "Black" Metal)

>>35681105
>hector found the specter deflector

>sister found the fungus file

>Mom found the molested muppet
W-will she report me to the authorities ?

>>35681088
Source?

Also mines Milk Crown

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>>35681088
Mine is in 3D.
It's where I went outside and actually fucked a qt japanese girl.
True story

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>>35681088
You posted it. Vampire loli and Succubus (Male) come next.

I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE LOVER AT MY DOOR

IS JUST ANOTHER HEARTACHE ON MY LIST

MUMMY I'VE BEEN A GOOD BOY

MY JUGS HAVE NO MORE PISS

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T E E N T I T A N S
TEEN TITANS
LET'S GO

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pascal theme is pretty good.
and i find the game enjoyable.

10/10 Would cosplay 9s with robo gf as 2b if possible.

OST is god story and characters are great and gameplay is fun
but there's too many set pieces and too little cool down time in between
the shitty sidequests in the shitty overworld aren't enough to create sufficient down time
ends up making things feel constantly rushed and the amazing set pieces end up blending together instead of standing out
sound design is also the best ive heard in a while