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Fags.

Roasties just want attention and it's easy to ignore them. The fags are constantly spamming the board and filling it with their gay dicks.

Fags, because there's so much more.

Fags. They have their own board yet they're always here posting disgusting shit and being faggots and shitting up this board worse than anything else. I hate fags on this board so god damn much.

>>38171815
No. Keep the head shaved and grow a beard for the mc ride look. Superior alpha grooming

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>>38171829
>mc ride look
T H I S
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>>38171829
>>38171864
>mc ride look
but....

>>38171731
I think you are right on the dot. This perfectly explains my dive into being a degenerate.

>>38171731
Very good post. I agree with it completely. We need an asshole mod that bans any really bad newfags.

>>38172001
What we need is to stop the constant flood of porn threads on /b/

I hope you're not implying anything you listed isn't pure awesome

>>38171497
We have been in the early cyberpunk area for years now, this is not new.

>>38171497
What are you talking about? Western cities are shit and are full of violent non-whites, gangs guns, murders and drugs. And the infrastructure is shit. Tokyo is nothing like any western city. It is actually safe, clean, no drugs, no violence, there is yakuza but they help their local people like in the tsunami they help delivered goods.

>>38171447
>coalburner whore

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>>38171447
She is boring but i would still lick those soles

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>>38171447
>Coalburner

>Weird teeth

>Horse gums

>Legit just a mongol with nigger facial features, huge lips, flat nose etc.

I am all for magyarorszag girls but this bitch is disgusting

Music is superior to televisions, movies, and vidya.

>>38171283
What's your health like? Find some national parks near you and go hiking. If you have all that free time

>>38171283
change your life.

I believe in you.

first of all be at least decently attractive

Just b urself lolz

Have good hygiene

(Nobody wants to stay around a smelly fag)

i would change genders if only for the meme if it didn't shrink your johnson and give you chalky bones
it's just not worth it no matter how funny it is

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>>38171195
Because pro tip : this is how 95% of trans look like in real life. If you're not cute and rich as a man you'll most probably end up as a disgusting tranny - and this is probably the less enjoyable situation in today's world, even pajeets have it better.

The guy was already good looking before. If most robots tried to become women, they would still be fucking ugly, only difference being a fake vagina in place of a penis.

there is no hope for us, stop trying to convert and FUCK off back to LGBT board

>Faking a seizure
Are you Pierce from the TV show Community?

>>38171182
>falling for the firm handshake meme
>being autistic like this

Being a sperg in combination with a father that probably encouraged you to do this shit is the worst combination.

But who cares, just apply online and you'll get a job (probably)

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>>38171182
"Then we'll try somewhere else, son. What have we got to lose? Remember that the trick is to show up, speak with the manager, give him a firm handshake, and tell him you want the job. It's as simple as that."

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explain to me what feels better than looking like this, being 16 years old, being in love with some other ptp 16 year old beautiful girl and her being in love with you

this is the epitome of life. EVERYTHING else is downhill from there. its not possible to experience dopamine or happiness more thoroughly than what i stated

if u missed out and are 26 incel like me, i dont think it will ever be the same

like im too biter and jaded and cynical

life peaks at at and being beautiful and in love with a girl ur fucking

>>38171040
This is the life of someone who peaks early. It's a good life probably, but people like this usually end up becoming Uncle Rico.

There are different ways to play the game of life without cashing in all of your chips early.

>>38171040
>life peaks at at and being beautiful and in love with a girl ur fucking

what i meant to say was

>life peaks at 16 and being beautiful and in love with a girl ur fucking

being 14-16 + being in love and in a relationship with your ideal girl = better than shooting heroin, better than world of warcraft, better than anything you can possibly imagine

what can compare to this, tell me

>blames women for all his problems
>complains when women won't date him
Gee, I wonder if there's a correlation

>Be African.
>Be African.

Geez mate, that made me chuckle.

i met my husband over the internet and didn't know what he looked like until we met irl. he's 5'7", a college dropout, never had a job until i pulled stings at work and got him one, and still can't drive at 25. he's perfect and those things i stated are just facts, not things i would actually care about.

dating offline is stupid, the guys i attempted to date all just wanted to fuck or borrow money from me constantly.

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>you can dance if you want to, anon.
>you can leave your friends behind.

>>38170817
I have a bronze LoL account that I play horribly on with my friends, and a plat one I play with a group of people I met through the game.

>>38170872
i don't know what any of that shit means

>>38170655
>self inserting
you're up there on the spectrum for sure

>>38170655
Caring about actually making a "Character" when the games use of voice acting and shitty conversation options breaks any possibility of actually role playing.

>>38170712
I knew the character creator was pretty extensive compared to previous ones I had used so I started by trying to see if I could make it look like me... then 5 hours passed

girls used to get them when they went on holiday to spain in 2002 it's weird that they're a thing again now.

>>38170052
That they are a slut, because only sluts wear chokers

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Nothing. They mean nothing. Those chokers were in style when I was in about 4th grade. So, that was like 2002. Stuff always comes back into style at some point. I mean, shit. Look at leg warmers.

I'm a trainee surgeon in the UK. 26, KHV, working as a trauma and oerhopaedic surgeon. Work is good but as you'd expect you're surrounded by normalfags the whole time which is less than ideal, but five years of medical school forces you to become better at speaking to people. Medical school was fucking shit though.

Before I got into surgical training in I did vascular surgery, ICU, geriatrics, psychiatry and gen med jobs, which were all not that bad desu. Orthopedics is by far and away the only thing I'm interested in though.

>>38168903
Why KHV? Are you a Pajeet?

>>38168903

Assuming you are a man, does it attract more women?

I admire your dedication anon, I always wanted to be a doctor, but never had work ethic to do it.