[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Free Show | Home]

Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 5920. page

This is a red board which means that it's strictly for adults (Not Safe For Work content only). If you see any illegal content, please report it.

File: 1488914232961.jpg (35KB, 512x411px) Image search: [Google]
1488914232961.jpg
35KB, 512x411px
MBTI IS STUPID

STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT IT

IT'S DUMB

IT'S DUUUUUUUUUUMB

IT'S
DUMB

YOU ARE DUMB IF YOU LIKE IT

STOP POSTING ABOUT MBTI ON THIS BOARD

STOP
83 posts and 14 images submitted.
>>
I agree, OP. It's basically just horoscopes for "smart" people
>>
What nice arguments anon. I'll give you some to counterweight them.

MBTI IS TRUE

STOP FUCKING SHITTING ON IT

IT'S TRUE

IT'S TRUUUUUUUUUUE

IT'S
TRUE

YOU ARE SMART IF YOU LIKE IT

POST MORE ABOUT MBTI ON THIS BOARD

POST

You sound like a child, anon. Oh wait, I forgot where am I...
>>36723194
>It's basically just horoscopes for "smart" people
I agree on the part that it's speculative in it's nature and only 1 out of 25 words for my type made me go "wow, that's about me"
Trying to stuff in there as much general expressions and characteristics.
Though, unlike horlscope it's at least based on some test, not some sky magic, lol.
>>
>>36723147
low tier type spotted

INTP reporting in

File: 808.jpg (48KB, 600x613px) Image search: [Google]
808.jpg
48KB, 600x613px
Supah is a memelord

also the dick doesn't make it cuter you fgt
8 posts and 3 images submitted.
>>
>>36723133
Gonna post this.

-Supah
>>
>>36723133
my biggest dream is a world without jews
-supah
>>
>>36723316
And niggers, without jews and niggers.
-Supah

File: 1493713402262.png (1MB, 728x939px) Image search: [Google]
1493713402262.png
1MB, 728x939px
Is it immoral for a guy in his late-30s to go out with an 18 year old girl?
15 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
Fuck = okay

Date = kinda weird, big life experience gap
>>
>>36723086
Only for Americans, no one cares anywhere else
>>
nah youre both adults noone cares
maybe her parents

Huge tit thread.

R9k is slow and boring right now so let's liven then place up with a huge tit thread.

Post pics, talk about experiences or fantasies you have with chicks you know.
12 posts and 9 images submitted.
>>
>tfw no big tit latina gf

Why even live?
>>
Where my tit guys?
>>
File: 1493231623298.webm (196KB, 320x568px) Image search: [Google]
1493231623298.webm
196KB, 320x568px
Textless posts are not allowed. so here is my text to go alongside this post

File: bro.png (854KB, 706x746px) Image search: [Google]
bro.png
854KB, 706x746px
This guy was stabbed by a blackbot in TX
38 posts and 7 images submitted.
>>
>>36723002
das rite whiteboi
das rite
>>
>>36723002

I can smell the democrat on him from here. Good riddance.
>>
>>36723002
Got what he deserved

File: real_horror_s01e01.jpg (417KB, 1899x1017px) Image search: [Google]
real_horror_s01e01.jpg
417KB, 1899x1017px
Fake horror: A scary clown pops out of the closet and screams at you.
Real horror: When you try to fart and the diarretic shitpaste makes it out of your anus and at least as far as the butt cheeks before you realize it's a solid and now you aren't sure whether it's going to make it to your pants or not and the toilet is on another floor of the house.
7 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
>>36722982
I had that happen to me in public
>>
>>36722982
This can't be made up. This must be real story.
>>
>>36723139
True stories like this are happening across this great nation every day.

File: f#a#.jpg (39KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]
f#a#.jpg
39KB, 500x500px
ITT: We make sensible predictions about the next 20-50 years. /pol/ and MRA/MGTOW/beta-male bullshit need not apply.

>Sea levels continue to rise as the ice caps melt
>Rising ocean temperatures lead to massive marine life die-off, causing famine in coastal/island nations
>Rising sea levels forces coastal residents to move into the mainland
>Sprawling megacities begin popping up in previously unpopulated areas very quickly, with shoddy and overburdened infrastructure
>Antibiotic-resistant superbug plagues spread through these new densely-populated areas like wildfire, killing millions
>Food shortages as the disappearance of coastal cities disrupts food distribution chains
>Governments move to more overtly violent tactics to maintain control of a highly-concentrated populace
>Riots and domestic terrorism increase as governments become more overtly fascist in nature
>Massive famine and superbug plagues kill billions in a matter of decades

I'm not too optimistic, lads.
11 posts and 3 images submitted.
>>
>>36722979
I hate everyone so as long as the world doesn't devolve into a horrible wasteland while I'm alive I'm more then alright with it. Everyone I've ever met has treated me like shit so it seems like they deserve it
>>
I'll probably kill myself within the next 20 years
>>
>>36722979
I was looking at this map that shows how much land will be gone if all the ice melts, the Netherlands and Denmark are a thing of the past, northern Germany gets fucked, Britain loses a lot of weight as long with London and other important places, Norway and Russia and stuff unaffected, Sweden and finland aren't hit too badly but get shafted because their capitals are sunken, a large chunk of north Italy is sunk including venice. its not looking very good

File: Contemplating.jpg (78KB, 496x398px) Image search: [Google]
Contemplating.jpg
78KB, 496x398px
I need help guys

Last week I was studying at my university's lounge area when a girl sat down next to me and starting making small talk. I stuttered my way through a light conversation until she said she had to go to class and got up to leave. Suddenly, by some grace of God, I felt a surge of confidence and strength. I asked for her number and she fucking said yes.

Now we are going to the zoo next week and I am freaking out. I don't know what to talk about or do there. I don't even like animals.

How do I act like a normal person and does anyone have tips for a first date?
10 posts and 3 images submitted.
>>
>>36722876
>normal person
depends how normal you are, i don't have a guideline here
>>
>>36722876

just fuckinnnnnnnnnnnnnnn go with it bra she clearly digs you so just put your best foot forward and be handsome and help her have a good time. use humor even if it's lame jokes, bitches love that shit. good luck on your first date pal
>>
File: 1493646305311.jpg (2KB, 125x125px) Image search: [Google]
1493646305311.jpg
2KB, 125x125px
ANON all you have to do is ask her questions about her she will hopefully go on and on about her life then proceed with further questions. Then hopefully you find some type of interest and question even more and give your story. Just don't tell her about here, vidya, and anime.

File: images.jpg (10KB, 225x225px) Image search: [Google]
images.jpg
10KB, 225x225px
Ontario, Canada is launching their pilot project of basic income this year: http://www.nationalobserver.com/2017/04/25/news/ontario-launching-basic-income-pilot-project. This project intends to pay out 17k$ to people who are applied to the program, whether they are already employed or not.

Basic income is one of the most important issues facing society today. Simply stated, to live life and to survive is a job in and of itself that can utterly consume you. How many people are stuck in a mindset of earning enough for their next meal, making sure their rent stays paid, making sure that they don't die, and thusly so are forced, financially speaking, into wagecuckery?

It's not that employment or work in and of itself is a bad thing, the entire issue regarding basic income is the fact that providing meaningful contributions towards society goes far beyond instances of being federally/legally employed.

To the many of you that are NEET, to the many of you who hate how society has been structured, would you contribute to society out of your own volition, rather than the threat of the extermination of access to food, shelter, etc? If you received a 17k$ stipend throughout the year, how would this affect your life? Would you finally pursue your passions and dreams? Would you volunteer in a cause that you truly believed in, but could not afford to pursue? Would you learn to program, debate with logic and finesse, champion issues?
8 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
Tfw no 17k in gibs. It's only for Hamilton Niggers
>>
Niggeropolous
>>
>giving a $17,000 to NEETs every year

Really anon? That's more than what many retirees live on a year.

All this forced charity to people who could easily help themselves would never be allowed in mainstream society.

File: 1484933385469.jpg (115KB, 676x1410px) Image search: [Google]
1484933385469.jpg
115KB, 676x1410px
>want to order pizza
>ordered a pizza two days ago
>guy who i call to order from sounds aggressive
>too much anxiety
24 posts and 7 images submitted.
>>
>>36722762
just order online jesus fuck how stupid are you people
>>
File: 1485954553939.gif (940KB, 324x184px) Image search: [Google]
1485954553939.gif
940KB, 324x184px
>>36722832
>knew someone would say that

I don't live in a big city, we don't have online ordering.
>>
>>36722832
Arrr nyyyne kaaayyyy alll daaayy baayybay

File: IMG_1857.jpg (57KB, 663x480px) Image search: [Google]
IMG_1857.jpg
57KB, 663x480px
What do you want to be the next 'big' thing to happen in your life besides the whole gf thing?

I want a endurable job.
10 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
quads and then death
>>
>>36722700
Finally getting that help desk position my boss promised me.
Not sure if it's all that great, but it's gotta be better than being an assembler.
>>
>>36723029
Sure. Just suck his dick bro

File: 1493739761952.png (82KB, 540x304px) Image search: [Google]
1493739761952.png
82KB, 540x304px
Funny people have all on easy mode.regardless of man or female

How to be funny ,anon ?
Any pill or drug to make me funny and sprout some bullshit from my mouth that can be funny?
12 posts and 3 images submitted.
>>
>drug
alcohol, just make sure to give more to them
>>
File: iktf.jpg (20KB, 250x230px) Image search: [Google]
iktf.jpg
20KB, 250x230px
>>36722670
You either have it or you don't and the harder you try, the more obvious and cringe it will be that you're trying. Unfortunately there are just naturally funny/sociable people out there and we're not one of them
>>
>>36722670
not true
>make girl laugh with some normie tier joke
>guy next to her laughs too
>they kiss (not couple or anything)
i feel cucked

i got less socially inapt by reading funnily enough, whenever there's some awkward silence between me and a guy (happens often because I have nothing to gossip about) I start telling him shit about the ostrogothic tribes or Carthage or something

File: triangle-klan-2.jpg (6KB, 100x120px) Image search: [Google]
triangle-klan-2.jpg
6KB, 100x120px
Apparently the ADL thinks the Triforce is a Klu Klux Klan symbol : https://www.adl.org/education/references/hate-symbols/triangular-klan-symbol
7 posts and 2 images submitted.
>>
There is not any symbol that cannot be construed as a hate symbol.
>>
Also 100% is also a white supremacist symbol : https://www.adl.org/education/references/hate-symbols/100
>>
And almost every number is a hate symbol : https://www.adl.org/education/references/hate-symbols

File: empty.jpg (23KB, 874x655px) Image search: [Google]
empty.jpg
23KB, 874x655px
I need somebody to talk to.
Please
12 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
>>36722655
I'm here for you baby. Do you have Wickr? I got Wickr, and youtube and that's about it i'm not handing out my email anymore
>>
>>36722655
hello, talkies
>>
>>36722672
make a wickr and drop username if you really want to chat, I'm gonna go look for my phone, stay with me ok i m here for ya

What is that with the false dichotomy of beta = asocial?

One can easily be a geek and have friends, they would just have to come from the same field as you do. There are conventions and whatnot, universities can frequently have people who share your interests, etc. One can even get a girlfriend, maybe not a really attractive one, but still.

Yet most of the time I read stories from here I hear shit about you being completely alone. I do not get it.
14 posts and 1 images submitted.
>>
>>36722625
Indeed I am seeing a role reversal where the soft spoken betas are becoming the new Alpha males, just look at the recent influx of nu-male cybergeek culture. it is very very true, the Beta uprising was not one of violence but one of subtle planning and evasion of the blistering too good for school alpha male type.
>>
It's not an uprising. It's finding people like you. Do you all live in small towns or something?
>>
>>36722625
It feels like everybody else has friends and I'm too ashamed of the way I'm living my life to force myself into theirs. I just go to classes and browse the internet in my dorm all day long.

Pages: [First page] [Previous page] [5910] [5911] [5912] [5913] [5914] [5915] [5916] [5917] [5918] [5919] [5920] [5921] [5922] [5923] [5924] [5925] [5926] [5927] [5928] [5929] [5930] [Next page] [Last page]

[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]

I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/


If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
DMCA Content Takedown via dmca.com
All images are hosted on imgur.com.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoins at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties.
Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that site.
This means that RandomArchive shows their content, archived.
If you need information for a Poster - contact them.