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It's easy, you see:
just be yourself

Not op, but I spent my first year of uni with no friends beating off in my room. This summer I will (hopefully) be switching to another satellite campus strictly for my major and
moving to a new part of town. How do I make friends? Not just at school but with the people who live around me. I want to be a normalfaggot and this might be my last chance.


>

Be fit, clean, dressed acceptably. Go outside and be an alpha that talks to women.

There was not "one" moment. I was born and I never fitted in anywhere. Getting bullied in elementary and all.

As long as I can remember did I feel like I was different.

>implying we're all social outcasts

I tried to explain this once to my mum and she thought I was trying to tell her I was gay. Looking back on it, that was pretty funny.

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>>36215784
my gf has a JM. good taste OP.

pic related for me

>>36216069
fender jaguar* shame on me

>>36215784

I can already tell she sucks at guitar by the way she's holding it.

>>36214248
>nay
It's fucking nae, ya daft cunt

>>36214248
>that cellulite
>big boobs already starting to sag
She's fucking hot now, but she'll look like absolute shit at 30

Cam err on me lap lass

>>36213912
Girls who have been abused in childhood are more likely to choose autistic pairs when they grow up.

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/28393290?dopt=Abstract

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>tfw no mildly disabled gf

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>tfw no autistic girlfriend

>>36213748
You Always Hurt The One You Love

i'd try something like this. doesn't need tons of technique, it's fun to work with, and it's the fucking velvets brah. there's also room for improv if you're up for that sort of thing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkumhBVPGdg


i don't see how it's going to rid you of your fear of rejection, but I hope it helps

Forget you

CeeLo Green

>>36213699
>Bionic Penises
What other type of penises could they have?
Did they really have to emphasize these robots do in fact have artificial penises?

But then, if robots become normies and have tons of sex, what will we be?

okay??? wtf does this mean? who cares??

>>36213749
I don't know why they felt the need to emphasize it, but reading 'bionic penis' always makes me giggle

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>confess my love for a girl at a nightclub
>she walks away and we never bring it up again
>currently friendzoned

Went vegan for a qt animal rights girl.

Nothing because while I may be a cringeworthy autist, even I am not stupid enough to want to hurt or embarrass myself by caring about sex or women romantically.

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>>36212351
Because i am my sister

She's autistic and doesn't understand sex.

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>>36212351
She a minor and doesn't live with me.

Also, she's not that pretty. Lolis are overrated.

>tfw fucked my /pol/ bf last night
>tfw go out shooting with my /pol/ friends
>tfw about to buy a nice house I'm going to defend to the best of my ability
>tfw returning to agrarian styles
Even if I weren't, "virgin loser" is ad hom, and not an argument!

>>36212060
How will we ever recover?

Also, thinking that being a lonely nerd is a sign of risk of becoming nazi is just dumfuck stupid.

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>>36212060
>you're a hopeless, worthless little nerd and you should have lived the rest of your life that way but instead you learned to accept the truth and treat others the way we want to treat you. Pathetic.

I'm not a fascist if i got any new political ideology from 4chan it was traditional American Liberalism. A love for freedom over security.

Fascism is rad tho.

>>36211513
What if my mom is already dead?

dicks and balls I guess

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>>36211513
tfw I have a psychic rottweiler just for this specific situation

Yae he was a nice guy to everyone else. He got a good job and a gf. Still hate him.

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Never bullied.
Never been in a fight.

He wasn't really my bully. He just looked tough and was naturally abrasive while wearing skulls and chains so I automatically associated him with bullies and hated him.

In reality he liked me and thought I was his friend.

In 5th grade we had to work on a project together and I asked him "remember when we were worst enemies?"

He look shocked and said "no" and that's when I realized he hadn't done a single thing to me in the 5 years I knew him

Right now he's a tattoo artist who has been arrested multiple times for hard drugs

>>36210025
It was inspired by the post that said that there are lots of grills here. Maybe the face of /r9k/ is changing cause non-thematical board are more appealing to roasties.

>not even a virgin
>still walk that way

Also no idea what to do about it.
Tried walking a lot to 'fix' it and shake that autowalk up until it improves, no dice. Good way to lose weight through.
Attempts at consciously walking different ways only manage to look hilarious fake and more awkward.
I can dress up, shape up. I can lift until the shoulder don't fit doorframes. But my walking? At a loss there, guess there is little to no chance of ever faking normalcy when outside.

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>>36210025
>as a ratio, the male virgins to non virgins is at the moment 5:1
>At the moment, the female virgin to non virgin is 1:3
>The male is 15x more likely to be a virgin than a female on this board
>Proof that it's impossible for fembots to exist

>>36208829
>Knoxville, Tennessee
Please don't track me down and murder me.

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Osaka

Chernobyl, Ukraine

She said to sage your thread

>>36206437
>>36206455
Rude. Go hug your imoutos and also headpat them!

Every day I wake up I will always be and only child