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Coffee appreciation thread 2
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I drink coffee like water and have a pit of infinite darkness for a soul, teehee :3
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>>38252960
The only way to truly appreciate coffee is in silence. Hush.
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>>38252960
Coffee has stopped me from killing myself multiple times.. It's my antidepressant

>be me
>autistic man
>all my friends are over the internet except one but I dont even see him irl
>have this really nice australian girl that im interested in
>things have gotten a bit heated before, so to speak, but she says shes's trying to cut down on that because she has a boyfriend
>I tell her ok and I'll try whatever, all that trash
>things still get a bit naughty by means of my asking her to *convince* me to do stuff
>she likes the little bit of roleplaying or whatever in it idk
>she eventually sends me stuff in exchange for meeting one of my best friends
>we are all in a call oneday and i realize exactly how much attention she is paying to him and none to mee
>also laughing at all of his jokes even though they werent funny or were inside jokes
>I go afk to grab something so i mute mic and I come back to them talking all sexually and whatnot
>proves everthing i believed about how she wasnt stopping with me because of her boyfriend
>she has been giving less attention aswell
>I really want to ruin her relationships. I am friends with her boyfriend and i have those pictures of her so it would be really easy
I have more stories from the past about her
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All bitches bruh.
Dl gghy original. Jvxjigkgkxjgkhl

I am drunk,crying and listening to old highschool CD's on my 5 disk stereo.

AMS.
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hey /r9k/ im creating a profile for a social media app, since I dont have that much originality im asking for some names
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>>38252849
[your first name] . [your last name]
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Faggot McDicklover
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>>38252849
Stanley D. Phillips

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So fellow bots/fembots when was it when you realised you weren't fit for society, That you were always the odd man out, that you thought differently than others, When did you realise you were a bot?
>when did it happen
Was it suddenly or gradually or were you like this the whole life?
>how did it happen
Did you have a mental break down anon?
Did Something emotional break you? Did society shun you?
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I bailed to go to sleep before they found anything. Did they find her? Did they tell her of anon's love?
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>tfw no gf to eat her 5 days old pussy cheese
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>>38252720
wtf that's disgusting why aren't we circumcising girls as well
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>finally ready to commit suicide
>learn pussies make cheese

No, that settles it. I NEED a gf.
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>>38252801
ofc you need one, imagine spreading that on a nice slice of bread with some honey. mmmm

Do any fembots fill the requirements

pls (you) me with your kik
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I can finally stop phoneposting, my computers back
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>start watching porn
>suddenly realize that no woman would ever find me attractive
>self-insertion ruined, can't fap now
>close tab, start watching anime

Phew
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>>38252655
time to try gay porn/sissy hypno
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>>38252685
Fuck off with your agenda, kike

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Post your negroid stories here folks I wanna hear em all whether it's just you working at a convenience store or seeing a tribe on the street
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>yesterday
>eat a large burger king meal with two extra burgers
>go home and have entire 500 ml tub of haagen dazs ice cream and some crisps and diet coke
>have coffee, which ruins my sleep
>wake up and tell myself to eat nothing except coffee today and give up junk food forever, then give up coffee tomorrow forever
>tell myself to stop beating myself up for never having had attention from women- stop having hope, I am already blackpilled
>go to gym and am weak due to awful sleep
>go outside and don't even look at qts anymore
>on underground train
>randomly see two 9/10 blondes
>picrelated literally happens

Life sucks when you don't have FACE. I feel like going to mcdonalds and restarting the first day of the rest of my life tomorrow
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>>38252495
been there my dude.

the other day i did ecstasy and stayed up until four or five in the morning, and had to call in sick for work the next day. i was way weaker in the gym too, and felt shitty about everything, because the enormous hierarchy of the world just felt so strong, and i felt so at the bottom of it.

fast food is just distractions from sad feelings like that.

everybody knows this and everybody struggles with themselves about stuff like this.

in order to get a 9/10 you have to be better than 90% of guys.....

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>co-workers start talking about their ex-gfs
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What should i add in my list "to do list" in next month maybe have list?
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>Called my therapist a roastie Stacy slut
She's not meeting me again.
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>>38252377
Are you twelve?

original or extra crispy
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Good on you, OP. theRAPIST.
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>>38252377

Must of struck nerve.
Well done robot, toasty roasty btfo.


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