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>>35435325

is the girl from Eastern EUro?

>>35435380
I believe so

Sofuckingoriginal

This was a nice musical. Thanks for reminding me of its existence, OP.

>>35435342
did you see it live ? how was it ? gonna see it next weekend

>>35435490
It's very funny, you shouldn't spoil yourself by listening to the soundtrack if you haven't already.

Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.

To the one defecating here. Beware of the curse. If you look down on this curse, may you have an angry Jupiter for an enemy.

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Anyone who wants to defecate in this place is advised to move along. If you act contrary to this warning, you will have to pay a penalty. Children must pay 2 silver coins. Slaves will be beaten on their behinds.

>>35435305
I try to treat others' with a basic degree of decency unless they are obviously a degenerate or doing something at my expense. Obviously, that means that I also try not to live at the expense of others; I won't go out of my way to treat others like shit for no reason.

>>35435305
If something would make me feel bad, then I don't do it. Unless the reward is greater than the emotional pain.

>>35435305
Lengthy experiences with long term failure in my expectations when I was young, along with a brief, but impressionable period of chronic pain has lead me to be more emphatic and sincere in regards to people and their unfortunate positions in life, especially towards those who hold, or held, significant aspirations

I grew up with a socially isolated lifestyle due to alienation with my peers, and it revolved around my computer for a large portion of my childhood alone. Although I was predominately sedentary, I held a great deal for my physical attributes and I am competitive.

Despite my experiences leaving me more humble with other people, I am still acting upon my own interests. I believe I would be able to indirectly double cross others regardless of their situation, because it seems I value myself more than those who I do not know personally, as with most people. This can be understood with evolutionary explanations, majority of us will do things that may increase our chances for survival and/or reproduction. (protecting and preserving biological or 'artificial' offspring.) I believe most of us know this to some extent, so this is a cliche, I think it is relative and we are all very shallow in a simple philosophical viewpoint.

But I really do think a lot about human beings and their potential thoughts about significance. How others think about themselves, and their outcomes nearing their deaths. And their failures and pains, I believe in the end we all want to be content with whatever you may want to accomplish.

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She is literally in highschool isn't she Anon

>>35435299
it's easy bro, just hack instagram
fuck the zuck

>>35435299
just follow her, sluts don't care who follows them as long as it's a big number

>>35435296
I scratched off a mole on my face when I was a senior
Best decisio as well tbqh

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Getting smarter with money is the main one. Not making a ton o money but smarter spending will allow me to put away some $$ every month instead of running myself dry before payday.

Saving up to buy a camera and/or upgrade my computer

Sold my car so I can go back to school

For every hug, a slap. For every honeyword, a hiss.

fug. You need a hug m8?

Hey, Anon. If you managed to achieve all those things, you'll get a hug (and far more) for sure.

Don't kill yourself over it. You're better than that. Heck, look what you managed to get despite that void in you. Many others would've never made it this far. Don't give up now. Godspeed.

>>35435271
>short
>qt
>natural brunette
>into everything i am

>she has a boyfriend and got fucked last night

She is not classically pretty but I am attracted to her

She has blonde hair and dark blue eyes

She is a littIe chubby / curvy (not in the sicko chubby curvy definition 4chan has adopted).

She has wrinkles under her eyes

She has quite a nice pair of tits

She has a good butt too

She has qt freckles but they're a bit too big

She has an ugly nose

I have never talked to her

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>short, barely 5 feet tall if even that
>pale skin with freckles, dark eyes and a button nose
>short, gently curled hair
>chaste little breasts
>wide hips, thick thighs, stubby little legs
>likes snuggling
>loves animals, wants kids (more than one, seriously fuck being an only child)
>varied interests, likes to do different things when she does thing, isn't just a travel/party zombie
>has a whiny, kind of nasally voice
>managed to make it through higher education without going full retard ideologically
>interested in lactation

picrel is pretty close to ideal.

hey anon whats up
how u doin

>>35435216
yeah, this is a good thread with some even better replies

>>35435216
Hey anon! I'm doing well,how about you?

>>35435140
You are God, on a journey to experience everything. You'll get there one day.

>>35435309
Or, rather, we will.

>>35435330
I think I need to experience more weed to get on your level

omg that's me on the right. where can i watch this?!?!?!?!!

>>35435042
He was fucking married how bout no.

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>>35435042
>married to a beautiful women
>had sex
>really smart
>made silly ice puns in a shitty movie
>rich as fuck
>respected and feared by other criminals as someone you don't fuck with
>only guy "cooler" than him is captain cold
>lost everything except his purpose
>extremely sympathetic
>best animated episodes
>best animated movie
Nah he's a chad

I just got a cum stain on my only good pair of jeans

>>35435029
Meeting someone at the bar. Bleh

Gonna go hang with my gf, maybe see a movie. I just need to decide what ingredients to bring over to her place to cook dinner with

-have at least once in your life tried to suck your own cock

>>35435000
those trips say you have tried that shit

>not knowing the word "newest" and using most new
Honestly though, dressing well shouldn't just be for girls, but you should do it anyway-it makes you look put together.

Oh yeah, super busy. These papers won't sort themself

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>>35434934
Chad here. Gonna fuck 5 bitches in one night.

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Going to a party where I'm going to get DRUNK HAHA LOL XD

>>35434886
Gomen'nasai ladies, I'm afraid I'm vegan

Is this duck ? Cause it taste bland for me.

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>mfw chinese dragons aren't merely mythological creatures